Pizy

Hopefully he waits for us next summer and doesn’t get his head turned by United who are going to be after a DM as well.

Yeah, that was clumsy as hell but a bit harsh IMO. Not at all reckless or intentional.

Honestly, fair play to Moyes. He became a meme in recent years but he’s got this West Ham side extremely well coached. And they actually play some very tidy football to boot.

My only real views on Saul Niguez come from a couple of years ago when he was awesome. I remember people talking about him as an £80m+ player when he was linked with United a while ago. But reading around a few places and it seems he’s been really far away from that player he was for a bit? As long as he’s someone that Tuchel himself has specifically asked for that’s great. He’s clearly highly talented.

Koundé would be Azpi’s long term replacement. He is still great to have in the squad but his pace and athleticism has been waning in recent years. Koundé is picture perfect for that RCB spot. Pretty clear that TT very much rates AC and he will likely be the long term CB who plays in the middle once Thiago Silva moves on. So a back 3 for the next few years of Koundé, AC, and Rüdiger. Has everything you’d want.

Damn. Really wouldn’t want to see Adama at a club I absolutely despise like Spuds. Son on one flank and Adama on the other is very scary on counter attacks. They keep Kane and they’ll have a side capable of pushing for 4th.

They’ll likely continue to use him unless/until a move is sorted. Sevilla probably sees a pretty weak La Liga and fancies a go.

One dude says we’re in direct talks with Sevilla, another dude says there has been no contact. Who to believe?

And just think, that was Lukaku not anywhere near his sharpest and a Lukaku who has only trained with his new teammates for a week. It’s scary how good we could look when he’s in mid season form.

Jorginho has been subpar today. His forward passing has been way off.

Arse are getting WAAAY too much joy in that area between the center circle and our defense. There’s a Kante sized hole there. They’re also repeatedly playing long diagonals down Reece’s side and finding Saka or Smith Rowe over and over. A bit concerning. If Kova and Jorginho don’t shape up there Arse can 100% get back into this.

That was absolutely absurd from Havertz… 😄😄😄

I’m not really sure Arse will play a low black. At least not at the start. Think they’ll come out initially in front of their fans and try to press us and hope for an early goal.

Spuds fall ass first into 3 points there. Annoyingly decent start to the season for them.

Seriously, that Arse XI is midtable, 10th place quality with everyone they’re missing.

Bags of pace in that Arse attack but they’re all basically kids. That team is light years away from ours in terms of quality. Be embarrassing if we lose.

Feels like Chilly and Thiago Silva have fallen off the face of the Earth. I’m very, very surprised that Werner isn’t starting. His pace and running against an injury ravaged Arse side felt like a no brainer.

Adama misses ANOTHER 1v1 with the keeper. He’s been playing like Messi everywhere else on the pitch but then looks like Torres in front of goal.

Never, ever feel confident in Man United dropping points to these small teams no matter how horrendous they’re playing for much of the game. They always come back and win over and over again. They seem to enjoy going behind almost. One 15 minute spell in the second half and they’ll probably win 4-1.

Spuds are legit getting dominated by Wolves here. But may still get 3 points because Wolves can’t score.

Adama Traore is absolutely destroying Spuds here. Was great last week as well against Leicester other than the horrible 2 sitters he missed. I’d still love him here.

Spuds get a pen after barely having a touch in the first 10 minutes. 0-1 😒

Even when fully fit this Arse team are shite. If we somehow conspire to lose against them when they’re missing like 5-6 of their best players our team should forfeit their wages for the week. Would be a humiliating result for a team with title ambitions. With our fixture list coming up we absolutely need 3 points here. Our boys need to show us that they’re mentally strong enough to not choke when they’re expected to win.

This guy Bissouma looks a top quality player. He’s everywhere and looks quite Kante-like. I know he has been linked to Arse all summer so I hope they don’t get him over the next couple of weeks. He is precisely the sort of player they’ve been missing and would pair well with Partey.

Norwich giving a great account of themselves these first two matches…. Mistake sending Billy there after all? His side getting hammered by the majority of the PL will do him little good.