Lampy

Al hail, Lord Hazard has landed! Beginning of an era! Future Chelsea legend.
Btw, can anyone clarify what he was saying about madrid and barca?

This is an EPIC Lukaku chant. Made it myself, he he.
The Lukaku Chant:
Release the Kraken !
Lu-Ka-Ku, Lu-Ka-Ku, Lu-Ka-Ku
Who ? Who ?
Lu-Ka-Ku, Lu-Ka-Ku, Lu-Ka-Ku
Who ? Who ?
Lu-Ka-Ku, Lu-Ka-Ku, Lu-Ka-Ku
OYY! OYYYYYY !!!!!

I think there's one team Barcelona struggle against more than Real Madrid. Just ask Pep Guardiola, seen as it was the only team he ever faced that he couldn't beat!

I'd be very surprised if he scores more than ten goals next season.

Brilliant at times? Give me one game this season where you could truely walk away from it thinking 'Wow, Torres was worldclass in that game. I feel treated to have watched such a magnificant performance'

Fuck off, This is Chelsea FC, Not Torres FC

I was one of them, and had bit my tongue abit about Nando but here it goes.
We pay 50 million for him and give him near 200,000 a week and he plays like a fucking League 2 player. Call me old fashioned but don't give me this bullshit about confidence and is the sort of player who needs to be loved, fuck off, he's a grown man getting A LOT of money to do what he does. He scored goals against Swansea, West Ham, Lecister City and QPR, All of whom have had something to do with the Championship in the last 2 years. Then he goes and says he's unhappy with his role at the club, cheeky bastard, After all the support we've given him and he's still shit. We're a laughing stock with Torres in the team. He won't get back to his best, and anyone who says he will knows deep down that he won't. He's finished.
People say we need to build the team around him, you build your team around your best player, Torres can fuck off as far as i'm concerened.
Hazard - Sturridge - Hulk next season please.

They only have a Come on Chelsea thread because half of them were probably Chelsea fans before City started getting rich.....

Not too keen on moving to a poorer part of London. Just feel like part of the charm of Chelsea was the connection with Chelsea and West London (even though we're actually in Fulham, close enough) but with this its like a definite let down in terms of snobbery. We can't turn our noses up at liverpool fans anymore ! I can just imagine them shouting "Go back to your housing estates" when we sing about their liverpool slums etc.
On the other hand, kids from the estates will probably make a hell of a lot better atmosphere than the posh knob ends. And the stadium looks fucking cool with the towers and all. PLus battersea is slowly becoming higher class, so hopefully that trend continues.
Ha, this post is only half joking. Seriously though, would have preferred Earls Court but this will do.

I for one don't agree with Torres dick-sucking either. Torres has been probably the worst player to pull on the Blues shirt in the best part of a decade and he gets backing that my Salomon, and other players like Sturridge, who have been consistently miles better than Torres since Jan '11 are not given. Some bloke the other day even went as far as calling Kalou the worst ever player to pull on a blue shirt, but I look at our number 9 and I know that's not true. I wonder if things would have been different had, say, Malouda cost 50 million, would he get this fellatio or would people eventually see through it and realise he's wank?
Anyway, lets leave personal feelings aside. Would you really start Sturridge on the wing again in the next few games, given how poor he's been on the wing for several months? Personally I'd leave him on the bench or if I felt a huge hard on to make him play I'd drop the strikers and put Sturridge in there instead.

fiesty

A legend, top scorer for us even in this shitty season as a AM and you still have the balls to slag him off based off of the sun ? Fuck off.

Ballotelli on twitter: Torres averages 1.6 goals per manager.

Well he's managed his first hat-trick in a long time by getting 3 managers sacked.

Boris Johnson should turn this into an actual statue.

You know what angers me? You people say you are Chelsea fans yet you hate the players/managers. Why don't you support them? The players are the club. If our top scorer this year (Lampard) is shit to you then why do you support chelsea?. He has helped us out for quite a long time.
I will admit Lampard has said some stupid things but do you think he used all his power to get AVB out? Of course not. Try supporting people instead of hating them, you feel much happier.

One year from now, we're going to hear "FUCK OFF TERRY !! ASSHOLE TERRY ! DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE ONLY LOOKING OFR MONEY!" mark my words.
So, so, so plastic.

A legend, top scorer for us even in this shitty season as a AM and you still have the balls to slag him off based off of the sun ? Fuck off.

ONLY if he gives a reason. I guess you're the only true fan out there, seeing that you think you have god given right to label others as plastic or non-plastic.

Still wont forget what he's done for us on the pitch for the past 11 years.

Show me this quotes...
Who cares for how long you supported the club when you call a cunt one of the best players this club ever had. I bet you go different opinion about him last week when he has score against Bolton, right ?

So Lampard got AVB sacked ???
I'm not justifying him or his quotes, that was wrong thing to do, but things with AVB went wrong the moment he was appointed without adequate support. Funds for new players he wanted and who suited his style. Frank had very little to do with that.
Is high defensive line failure Frank's fault?
Is permanent playing liability called Bosingwa Frank's fault?
Are not so ideal line ups, from the begining of the season, Frank's fault?
Is AVB inability to adopt his system and formation to pathetic choice of players he had Frank's fault?
Is insisting with 4 3 3 formation, even though we didn't have right players and even though it didn't work Frank's fault too?
Is loaning Benayoun and getting Meireles (board) also Frank's fault?
And all of this had nothing to do, but it was Frank Lampard?
AVB was on brink of sack couple of months ago, but Drogba prevented it with fantastic performance against Valencia.
Whether you like it or not, players don't tend to believe in managers who seem out of their depth. He wasn't the only one disinterested and unmotivated.
There is the BOARD, there is AVB and after that there is Frank Lampard or any individual player to blame, not other way around.
That being said, I believe that Frank Lampard is not good enough anymore.

What a bunch of cunts you're ! You blame him for what?? For being disappointed for not been selected who wouldn't be ? He's amibtious he always was. If player is unhappy thats mean he start some sort of revolt against AVB in the dressing room "Hey guys let's play shite so I could get my place in XI back. You have to do this for me and for yourself". You don't know how's the situation look like but hey if DailyFail or the Sun wrote about it must be the true, right. First you call him a legend and now cunt and you're claiming he's not a legen anymore. Jesus you should sometimes listen to yourslef fuckin idiots. I can see now how many plastic fans there is on this forum.

I swear you would think everybody on here knows what happens behind closed doors. AVB could have been the biggest cunt for all we know. But for you guys to turn on one the best players to wear our shirt is a fucking disgrace! I can guarantee half the cunts on this board are here because of players like Frank Lampard. Wake up to yourselves..

Ashamed that Lampard has gotten a bad rep with a lot of fans now.
He is still a legend for me despite all this. :blue scalf: