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You could offer us Cavani, Hamsik and Lavezzi but we won't let you have Eva

I wonder if she has seen this yet? Its all publicity for the site

How many top teams actually have two decent goalkeepers? Not many that I can think of although it would be nice to have Courtois there in case something does happen.

I can't see us having a Barca type dugout with its own roof sort of because this would block the views of seats behind the dugout which could affect matchday revenue. They should be raised though because they are much too low at the moment. Unfortunately its difficult to knock down and replace the entire bloody East stand but if we could then that's what I would do

I would like Benfica or APOEL ideally. However, Platini will probably rig it so that Barca get APOEL and we get Real Madrid, with Barca going on to play Benfica and then Marsaille in the final

Brilliant. That was one of the best nights of my life. Stamford Bridge was absolutely incredible at full time. Terry was an absolute rock, as was Luiz, Cech kept us in the game early on, Drogba was great. Just amazing

apparently the dugout area is going to be refurbished this Summer

Realistically I think it could be 0 points 21 Wed19:45 A Manchester City 1 points 24 Sat 12:45 H Tottenham Hotspur 3 point 31 Sat 15:00 A Aston Villa 3 points 7 Sat 15:00 H Wigan Athletic 3 point 9 Mon 20:00 A Fulham 3 points 14 Sat 15:00 H Newcastle United 1 points 21 Sat 12:45 A Arsenal 3 points 29 Sun 13:30 H QPR 0 points 6 Sun 14:00 A Liverpool 3 points 13 Sun 15:00 H Blackburn Rovers

The club confirmed at the fan's forum meeting on 25th February that they would be touring the USA ''The summer tour will start on 13/14 July and we are going to Seattle, Washington and New York. We are announcing the opposition in New York in early March. A lot will happen with our sponsor partners while we are there.''

Get Bielsa and Munain and Llorente might follow...

Guardian/Independent/Times I read the Metro on the train to work in the morning but only for page 3 which is usually about some monkeys in a zoo in China playing ker-plunk or something

Stoke tactics today: Timewaste Foul whoever comes towards them

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personally I think his goal against Getafe a few years back was one of the best goals in the history of football

Sturridge is too cocky and would probably chip the ball right into the keepers hands like on FIFA

are we not winning yet? Sack him!

Thought it was Nani at first :/

give the players who give a fuck a chance. Don't even have Lampard, Cashley or Torres in the squad and give the young ones a chance. As far as I'm concerned we have nothing to lose because I can't see us winning the FA Cup anyway. Cech Hutch Ivan Luiz Bertrand Romeu Essien Ramires Mata Lukaku Piazon

No point getting Guardiola at this stage. AVB tried to play passing football and the players didn't want to/ couldn't play that way. The team bar Romeu and Mata are not technically good enough to play tici taca football and it is not something that you can teach overnight. Guardiola inherited a squad which had tremendous technical players, most of whom had come through the La Masia academy meaning that they had been playing passing football together for years. We would have to wait about 10 years from now to see true results from our academy if we want passing football.

You do have to ask yourself.... what would Gus Mears think of the staff at his football club if he were still here?

The answer to all our problems even if he can't count to six...

I don't support some football players. I support Chelsea Football Club.