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A mullet is not a hairstyle it's a lifestyle

If you run out of toilet paper use your fingernail as a scraper

When we played Aston Villa in 2010/11 (drew 3-3) I was sitting in the East Upper in the row in front of the commentary boxes. A certain Mr Stan Colleymore was commentating for talksport on the game and according to texts from my brother was being very biased about it. In the 91st minute John Terry scored to make it 3-2 and the place erupted. My first though: Stan Colleymore. I could not see him very well behind his monitor and desk but just turned around and shouted 'ave it you fucking wanker Colleymore!!!' at him. Turns out he had the last laugh because they equalized about a minute later

It does not matter what he thinks of you. What matters is that I love you babe

I'm the straight edge bloke who turns up to the pub and always has orange juice

I don't mind people saying that RDM got it wrong today because quite frankly he did. Loftus Road is one of those away grounds where you should attack- its hardly like going to Old Trafford. We needed attack earlier, whether in the form of starting Sturridge and/ or Moses or bringing them on earlier in the second half when it was clear that things were not working. What I won't stand for is people saying that RDM should be sacked. He got the tactics wrong against Atletico and QPR but we are still top of the league. Some people will happily criticise Di Matteo all day and put everything that went wrong against Atletico down to him and ignore the passionless players on the pitch that night.

Of course the man who won the FA Cup and Champions League and now has a team top of the league isn't the man to take us forward I am by no means saying that he is the perfect man to take us forward, it is too early to say, which is why I voted for that option in the poll. What pisses me off is how people assume after 2 games, 1 of which we didn't even lose, that RDM isn't right. Yes he made mistakes but he is in his managerial infancy and is still learning. It is always the same people who vote no to every manager and are always on their back after a draw or loss. The same people who vote 'no' in this poll were probably the same people who thought Ancelotti should have been sacked and wanted AVB sacked after 2 or so bad results (yes he should have been sacked but it is how early people decided that he should be sacked that annoyed me). They are probably also the same people who think it would be all perfect and rosy under Guardiola- a man who will make no mistakes and we will win every game. As soon as people launch personal attacks on Di Matteo (insulting him, not to be confused with insulting his tactics) you will be able to identify the real plastics and gloryhunters.

@Artinho did you just say you drink eggs?

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They are not one of us any more Well done both of you

@wehatescouse can I go to banana republic with you now?

No more banana republic with cap :'(

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Because we are best friends

Happy birthday

Can't we just stay on topic? This thread is just turning into a Ronaldo v Messi debate

European Capitals Quiz Try to guess all the capital cities of Europe. Scoring You scored 41/45 = 91%. This beats or equals 81.6% of test takers. The average score is 28.

You scored 17/22 = 77%. This beats or equals 79.6% of test takers. The average score is 14.

Scoring You scored 107/196 = 55%. This beats or equals 62.1% of test takers. The average score is 99.

It isn't because all the cool countries are in the northern hemisphere

This isn't a criticism of you madmax, more so of the overly-feminine person who wrote this. For the last time there are not pictures of Eva in lingerie on the internet it is somebody who looks nothing like her. Secondly she asks whether we would sing celery if Eva was ugly. The answer is probably. It is nothing more than a laugh and people who have had some drinks beforehand are probably just bored while play is interrupted for an injury. Thirdly she asks how someone would feel if their wife or daughter was treated in that way. Well actually a man who sits near me sometimes brings his relatively attractive 20 year old daughter and some people sing celery which he and the girl just laugh off. I think this woman is just jealous and looking for something ridiculous to moan about. There are some valid points but from my point of view the majority of it is a load of bollocks

No activity all day? Me and Ryan were at school, whs was at work and cap went on a shopping spree in banana republic I assume

We should tour South America as well at some point- we could be big in Brazil with Oscar, Luiz, Ramires, Piazon etc.

Chelsea FC have kept telling the council that they oppose the proposed housing at Earls Court because 'It does not take advantage of the potential for a new stadium'. They may fight against the decision if permission is given to build houses at Earls Court instead of a stadium