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fucking hell talk about spamming the Match Tickets and Travel section!

one of my mates is happy that England are winning. He said if we didn't he'd wank with sandpaper

where did Semia+7 go?

Getafe > Real Madrid Vamos Getafe!

World Cup no-hopers doing well so far. San Marino aren't too bad either.

Congratulations England, the supposed 'golden generation' has failed to score against one of the worst football teams in the world, made up completely of part-time football players. Ours are on wages of £80 000+ per week, this lot work in bars and furniture shops.

How many of you were alive the last time you won at Stamford Bridge?

Love some of the blatantly obvious gloryhunters and plastics on this thread who say that only the likes of Cavani and Falcao are Chelsea material. There is something called taking a risk on a player? Its not Football Manager or FIFA where you can just spend £50m on a player when you feel like it. Mata was a good player when we got him. he wasn't one of the world's best quite but he was good. We could have spent £60m on Di Maria instead because he played for Real Madrid and therefore must have been 'Chelsea material'. Just because a player has a massive price tag, does not necessarily mean that they are better.

by being incredibly paranoid, claiming you have lots more 'enemies' than you do have on this forum, insulting other contributors and changing your name to cover it up. That's how you'll get to the bottom of it.

Once again, nobody found that funny. I was merely stating that I was just going to do some studying for my A levels, didn't ask for a medal, I'm not your mate, and I suppose its better than doing what you do: sitting on a forum insulting people then nagging mods to change your name because you are worried that you won't be able to take abuse from them.

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with somebody who likes to call other posters 'cunts' etc. and then tries to run away from that by changing his display name so that they won't do the same back. I have better things to do with my time, like study for my A levels. Goodbye.

Well your jokes have gone downhill since you scraped funniest member of 2011 by 2 votes

I'm assuming you are either smoking weed or are pissed as hell from your deluded responses.

''People report my posts and I've pissed half if the members off in the past, if I change my name they won't know who I am.'' From that it looks like you set out to annoy half the forum, personally attack well-respected members like zolayes and then get your name changed because you could dish out the abuse but not take it.

A nobody that recently got nominated for member of the month? You just go around here pretending that the whole forum is against you making jokes about Henrique which nobody found funny. You also made a point of personally attacking well-respected members of the forum like zolayes and then begged to have your name changed ''People report my posts and I've pissed half if the members off in the past, if I change my name they won't know who I am.''

you know you love them really

what the actual fuck are you on about?

and look at everybody who agrees with you.

I used to go to school there!

Is there something wrong with what SeB does? Is there something wrong with backing up your arguments with statistics and details, making his points far more valid than just your typical 'Malouda is shite' post? I'm no expert on forums but I know that if I owned one I would love to have someone like SeB, who puts his point across well (with perfect English I must add) and really adds something to discussions. You say that he has been proved wrong loads of times, well of course he has?! I don't know anyone on here that has always been right 100% of the time! Although in general he is right a lot of the time because his statistics and explanation show it. Also, SeB does not pretend to be a scout, he is obviously quite a knowledgeable person if he is paid to train players? I have had my disagreements with him other things in the past but like most people on this forum I know that he is one of the best posters on here and that talkchelsea would not be the same without him.

I even proposed to him in my last status

He was absolutely superb against Stoke at the Britannia. He also scored a 94th minute winner for us in that game. He was our best player against Portsmouth away when we won 0-5 He was also our best player against Aston Villa in the FA Cup semi-final Not to mention the times that he chipped in the odd goal or 2 assists that season. You don't have to be the best player on the team to be considered useful. Paulo Ferreira is a prime example of that. For years he put in a great shift every game. He never made a goal saving tackle or scored a last minute winner but he was always solid and shall therefore be seen as one of our great players in this era.

He is a very good poster and well-respected member of the forum.

I wouldn't call a lot of people at the stadium on a regular basis 'real fans'. Some of them have too much money that they don't know what to do with so decide to watch Chelsea yet don't really care. Others have stupid expectations and boo the team off when we don't win a game against Juventus. Others are just pricks who go along and look for a fight with away fans- wouldn't call them real fans either. There are lots of international fans on this forum who are more 'real' fans of the club than a lot of people at the stadium. There are lots of English fans who are 'real fans' who pumped a lot of money into the 'Save the Bridge' campaign and donated lots of money to the club in the 70's and 80's to keep it running and are repaid by the club by ridiculous ticket prices which do not allow them to go often or at all.

The way we played today convinced me that we could genuinely be title contenders. The play in midfield was unbelievable at times. Obviously we won't be able to play so openly and fluidly against bigger teams but we have a midfield 3 that can unlock any defence.