Madmax

He's gone from being a brilliant goal scorer to a scorer of brilliant goals. If you look at his goals for us so far, they're not you'd call 'an average/decent finish' or 'an easy goal'. *braces himself for an inevitable Kalou joke in response*

It would be interesting if and when it happens, since it would be an admission that the Hillsborough disaster wasn't the fans' fault.

As an athlete, Ronaldo > Messi As a player, Messi > Ronaldo

Just a quality, out-and-out right winger would suffice, thank you very much.

They don't need him immediately, no. But 4 or 5 years down the line, when Xavi's on his last legs and Iniesta isn't an automatic starter any longer, Fabregas/Thiago - Busquets - Eriksen has got a good ring to it. Either way, I'm afraid one club he won't ever turn out for is us. Which is such a shame, great player. I only watch Ajax because of him.

Just trying to wind you up mate

No teasers this week?

Maybe he picked that up from Drogba. Haven't been able to watch the full game yet, just the highlights. Pete done well, what a way to bounce back from that Arsenal performance.

I wouldn't be too unhappy with his compatriot Grosskreutz.

No way will he ever come here. His future's got Barca written all over it.

@kevinpp24Kevin Pietersen Who is the muppet coaching Chelsea??? AVB??? Hmmm!! 25yrs for Ferguson, hopefully not even 6 months for this AVB geezer!! #clown Cunt. Fuck off KP.

I've only got a few at the moment -

I've got a grudging admiration for him.

More of a one man team than Arsenal at the moment. That's saying something.

How do I get stuff into that spoiler thingy?

I love him but it's over I think.

A win would be nice. A clean sheet on top would be epic.

Hmm, but then he's always been that sort of player who's utterly invisible for most of the game, only to burst into life when it's most needed.

LMAO You should try and keep analogies in context before ... oh forget it, you're Henrique.

No thanks. We can't cross for money or love and he can't do much other than head balls.

Very rare clip of Frank's debut while on loan at Swansea -

Apologies if these have been posted before :

Welcome! What's BITC - WATP?

Impressive English there.