Madmax

Buy as many strikers and forwards as you want, it means fuck all till we start providing them with service.

Walcott's released one at the ripe old age of 22.

^He's always been in an informal advisory role since 2009, so that's nothing different.

The back 5, Lamps and Juan pick themselves. I hope the others are Ramires, Meireles, Torres, Sturridge.

Those wanting Anelka to start - surely you'd want Torres to start too? They seem to have a telepathic understanding, more so than Anelka-Drogba.

Sturridge has hardly been great in the last two games, Anelka has been really poor in all games he's started.

Fuck's sake. We have some absolute cunts 'following' the team these days.

Well deserved!

Aunt Kenny will be extremely defensive, just like the last time around, hoping to nick one on a set piece or the counter. We severely missed Ramires' energy and legs in that game, glad he'll be around this time.

Torres coping a few boos. Looks like some scousers thieved their way to London.

Take off Lampard, bring on Barry. Only in Capello's world

Lamps!

Pretty boring game so far, tbh.

Definitely going to keep half an eye on Ireland during the Euros, one of my favourite international teams along with Germany.

Love how Capello claimed that England's time as an intl force is well past. Looking for excuses to soften the blow of a probable defeat.

Of course. But there's a difference between critiquing and calling him ''a con artist''.

Don't hold your breath.

No. In any case, CB should be the least priority area as afar as signings are concerned. Any sum paid towards Cahill or anyone else will be a diversion from funds towards a quality winger.

Exactly, the reason he is and will forever be a Chelsea legend is that whenever he's thrown a challenge, he accepts it and tackles it head on and raises his performance levels. Complete professional.

Who even cares about Queen Kenny and his senile mumblings?

Joined. Member number 25. I like that no.

Full name: Jaimin Desai Age: 03/12/1989 Nationality: Indian Height: 6'3'' Weight: 86 KG Position(s): Defensive midfielder Favourite number(s): 8 Two special abilities : Aerial prowess, good at interceptions Mine two bad sides: Bit on the slower side, Temperamental Player that plays similar to me: Mikel

The worrying thing is that he can't even keep the likes of Petrov out of the side. He's already benefited from not having to compete with Lee, you'd think regular selection would be bare minimum in a team that hadn't won a home game this season till as recently as last weekend.

Kalas. Chalobah. Bruma. No thanks.