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I was making word play off of Rahmschnitzel, lolol

Good. I hope that team is shredded like dodgy Weetabix.

WWII/Spanish Civil War tour 2019, roflmaoooo

Juve are amongst the fucking biggest game playing cunts in world footie. Only other ones who are remotely in the same league are unfortunately the other 3 twats we are also being force to deal with (or had to deal with last year), Real Madrid, Napoli, and Bayern. Hopefully CHO signs and Bayern can go ram schnitzel up their arse.

Chelsea defender Andreas Christensen rules out transfer exit https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea/chelsea-defender-andreas-christensen-rules-out-transfer-exit-a4159861.html Andreas Christensen insists he is no longer considering leaving Chelsea. The Denmark defender said in October that if a lack of game time continued under Maurizio Sarri, he could not see himself staying. But while Christensen was never a regular in the Premier League, he started all 15 fixtures of their successful bid to win the Europa League. He said: “I’m not wondering about my future now and I haven’t done that for some time. I’m happy to be in London and, with the way the season has evolved, there’s no reason to think about it any more. Snip

I still think Allegri is the best option, and he supposedly really wants to come here. Lamps is not ready, IMHO. Plus with all the madness I don't want him getting shit on over rot he had no hand in constructing. https://icfootballnews.com/allegri-wants-chelsea-job/

Eden Hazard transfer talks ‘collapse’, Hudson-Odoi to sign new contract, Derby preparing for Lampard exit https://talksport.com/football/545982/chelsea-transfer-news-live-eden-hazard-hudson-odoi-lampard/

Juve fans will VISCIOUSLY turn on him if he bombs. He thinks our punters were bad?? Lolol. He ain't seen nothing yet.

Nope CHO https://www.90min.com/posts/6371579-callum-hudson-odoi-offered-eden-hazard-s-number-10-shirt-as-chelsea-look-to-the-future

Mentally I LONG ago (months ago) gave up almost all hope for a summer 2019 window, as well as a January 2020 one. The charges were too well documented and serious. I think at this point, unless we have been doing a TONNE of crazy work pure on spec (meaning purely on the chance we did it the bans frozen) that a summer 2019 window, if we only were given 2 to 3 or 4 weeks, would be disastrous. The board is horrid to begin with, and if they just are tossed in with a month or less to nail down a complete rebuild (we do not even know the new manager, so NO clue what style they will want-!) it will explode in our face, and we will then have to wait until summer 2021 (!!!) to sort it, as there is no way the bans , even if frozen, are going away (and like I have said many times before, CAS can INCREASE the length) It is better to just stand up and take the spanking now, then plan for a monster overhaul in Summer 2020. In regards to Hazard, IF RM is actually offering 120m euros (almost £107m) and we do not take it, I am going to lose my mind, UNLESS we are secretly planning to keep him and let him go on a free, BUT that will blow up in our face I fear,,as Eden may pack it in all of next year. It will be crazy drama. Huge gamble, and it will fuck up our ability to buy players in summer 2020. I do not think we can squeeze another 25, 30m euros out of RM, not with Hazard on contract that runs out in a year. Also, many of our assets to sell will all be worth less in summer 2020, due to truly advanced (and in some cases near advanced) age (Luiz, Azpi, Alonso (almost 30 then, as will be Moses) Giroud, Willian, Pedro, Drinkwater (over 30 then), hell even Kante turns 30 during the 2020/21 season). Starting with the Cuntois cock-up, and now Eden, plus all the other non sales, we are going to end up with well over £200m, and probably closer to £300m in lost potential revenue versus timely and smart sales. That is not even counting the poor, poor buys/loans of the last several summers (Baba, Kenedy, Falcao, Hector, Miazga, Bats, Bakayoko, Drinkwater (£70m fuck up alone!) Morata, Morata, Zappacosta, Higuain) SMDH

yes we can We have multiple options to back up Emerson Baba (had a great loan spell at Stade de Reims), Jay Dasilva, and if he (he probably wont) nixes the perm deal to Torino, Ola Aina (who can play LB even though he is a RB primarily) they all are far pacier than the turtle, all can cross the ball better only way Alonso makes a lick of sense is if we go back to a wingback system, which is not going to happen we have a superb young 19yo Dutch LB Juan Familia-Castillo but supposedly he is now leaving as he will not sign a new contract, grrrrr

100% agree. ALL of this is the shit puppet board's fault.

I am looking for new Ferrari neither are happening

Chelsea fans not pleased with interest in Javi Gracia https://www.thechelseachronicle.com/analysis/chelsea-fans-not-pleased-with-interest-in-javi-gracia/

no one

Smart lad,and also it is horrid for us, he is a baller.

obviously we would be insane to do so

The most hypocritical (in regards to whinging about other teams buying titles) big 25 team fans on the planet (it is not even close) are Real Madrid, Victimpool, Barca, Bayern, Juve, and Manure. Chels, PSG, Shitty, we dont give a fuck (I think we at Chelsare PISSED the money spigot has mostly been turned off,and when it hasn't been it has been for SHIT buys, (plus worse sales added in) I would have zero issue if we went on a massive half billion quid spending spree, as we certainly have/had the players to EASILY sell to cover it, even if we get fucked over for a shit tonne over Eden, Cuntois, Willian, etc etc etc) AC Milan (especially them as they used to be in the top 5 big spenders), Arse, Spuds, Napoli, AM, Dortmund, Lyon, Inter are just jelly.

This said we did get the written reasons https://www.goal.com/en/news/chelsea-face-race-against-time-to-meet-deadline-for-cas-transfer-/unms075y80kh1t5q88tmi68o3 That decision was made on May 8, with FIFA providing written reasons for their decisions immediately, which in turn gave Chelsea a 21-day deadline to lodge their appeal to CAS. That three-week deadline passes on May 29 - coincidentally the same date as when Maurizio Sarri's side face Arsenal in the Europa League final in Baku - but they have yet to present their case to those in Lausanne despite vowing to in the immediate aftermath of FIFA's ruling. snip Let's say that above is wrong, we did not get the written reasons, but even if we get a written letter of explanation from FIFA sometime this week and appeal to CAS by next Monday (the 10th), I highly doubt they will freeze the bans in time for this window, as the window closes in less than 2 months from Monday. The freeze is not automatic at all.

I wonder if Villa and Terry go for him

We got the written notice on May 8th. Had 21 days to appeal to CAS. That has come and gone. Looks to me like the bans are not going to be frozen. I have no clue how we would even get the January 2020 window restored. I also think, that due to the new shit coming out (once again via Football Leaks), that my pet theory (CAS can INCREASE punishments as well as reduce them on appeal) may have come into play and we got a case of the nervous nellies. Just a hunch. It isn't like I am infallible. I am only making educated guesses along with us all. The only thing on my side is that I was right about the bans and then really right about that Swedish twat Bodström putting the old bovver boots to us on appeal. Beyond that I am as clueless as most atm.

At least you did not buy a Barca 1999-2000 Away CL kit. What a hideous strip. I am sorry but I have no clue why your shirt has the UC badge. The badge, at least for the final was diffrent. Here is a pic of the scouser vermin (who won it that year) Hideous logo, looks like a biohazard sign, so actually fitting for Victimpool. Lololo

it must look like this Those so rare becuase we got knocked out in the first round by St. Gallen, a Swiss team, in a massive upset, we blew a 1 nil lead going into the 2nd leg, away the strange thing is, the actual game kits did not have the logo of the UEFA Cup here are pics from the first leg at the Bridge finally, a few months before, April 2000 v Barca in the CL itself we blew a 3 1 lead on the road, lost 5 1 in Barca Luis Figo tore us apart

The bigger teams can still can tear us apart. There are not many of them (outside of England) but Barca Real Madrid Juventus Bayern still cast a longer shadow, 3 of the four are going to help rip us apart atm At least we do not have Barca all in for Kante, as they would get him if they wanted him, unlike PSG, who are nouveau riche to a far greater level than us, they only have even been a team since 1970.