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perfect summation of my thoughts as well

Liverpool fans manufacture Sadio Mane stat, Chelsea Twitter hits back https://www.chelsea-news.co/2019/09/liverpool-fans-manufacture-sadio-mane-stat-chelsea-twitter-hits-back/ Liverpool fans manufacturing information to make their players appear better than they actually are – is this news or merely a daily occurrence? The Reds faithful are renown for forcing their agendas upon rival fans, whatever the cost or distortion of the truth. They have attempted to do so once again here. Anfield Watch posted this below Sadio Mane stat on Twitter, which in fairness, is pretty damn impressive. If it were actually true, that is… Chelsea Twitter legend ChelseaChadder struck back, rubbishing the supposed stat and clarifying that NINE representatives of our glorious club have achieved it in the past.

Former Chelsea striker announces his retirement from professional football Former Chelsea striker Samuel Eto’o has announced his retirement from professional football after an illustrious career spanning across six nations. https://www.chelsea-news.co/2019/09/former-chelsea-striker-samuel-etoo-announces-his-retirement/ 3 CL Trophies, 2 African Cup of Nations Trophies and an Olympic Gold Medal, A FIFA WCC, and 11 La Liga/Serie A trophies/Cups plus around 350 top flight goals for club and country not a bad career wish to fuck we had a 2005ish Eto'o for a striker now

If not Sancho I SO recco Federico Chiesa and Mikel Oyarzabal both are pure class and so young but already have massive top flight experience and both can play both sides

the United States is a joke in international football what other major country has its home stadium DOMINATED by the other teams fans (granted there are probably more good Mexican descent footballer playing in the US than there are of any other nationality) Pulisic looked like shit in this game too btw

United States vs Mexico – Highlights https://yfl.vidstreamup.com/player/html/wlBqkAWrYd?popup=yes&autoplay=1

Germany vs Netherlands – Highlights https://yfl.vidstreamup.com/player/html/Roa4QGXuXa?popup=yes&autoplay=1

I just showed player by player how we can have at least £500m in the kitty I do not think it a stretch to go out and drop £400, £450m of that, buy some of those player before they become £50m to £80m themselves, and have a loaded, super young BUT still experienced and DEEP squad to run riot with it yields a cash flow POSITIVE net spend, wherein Roman still pockets around £50m to £100+m in profit (depending on the the players purchased and sold and the price variations) and again that is not counting a potential sale of CHO and Pedro (as we need to see IF he renews and what we need for depth) and all that even after taking a potential/theoretical £200m LOSS (which is a monstrous amount in and of itself, and I am not going to once again itemise that out as I have done so on numerous occasions already and it drives me into a blue rage every time) in blown sale valuations due to extreme cock-ups and also horrid contractual management. The club is so so good at all other facets of the game but I truly cannot wrap my head around how utterly POOR they are at roster/quality/contractual management. The stadium is a huge issue BUT that is mainly on the goddamn Home Office for basically de facto banning (in effect if not via a strict 'colour of law' aka quasi-legal order) Abramovich due to his historical Putin ties.

my ideal 2020 summer signings CB Alessio Romagnoli or Milan Skriniar (Shitty is going to make a huge move for Skriniar in January due to Laporte's knee injury, once again showing I was dead-on correct when I called them insane to not get another CB this summer when they had the best team in the world, or close to it, but basically fuckall for depth at CB, and even Stones could be improved upon IMHO) CB Ibrahima Konaté or José Giménez LB Luan Cândido (18yo potential superstar Brasilian, now on RB Leipzig, tall, 1.87m, so pacey, can be Emerson's backup and eventual upgrade) RB Timothy Castagne - (Atalanta) or IF Reece doesn't come good, Lukas Klostermann DMF Sandro Tonali or Florentino (Benfica) Wingers TWO of these three: Jadon Sancho and/or Federico Chiesa and/or Mikel Oyarzabal CF Moussa Dembélé or Krzysztof Piątek ALL those would be around £475-525m MAX and closer to £400m if you take Sancho and Klostermann, Florentino, and José Giménez out and replace them with the other options the OLDEST player on that entire list is 24yo atm, most of them are 22yo and under

Our potential pile of cash in summer 2020 (not counting a CHO sale) I am being really pretty realistic on these numbers too (the speculative, not locked-in numbers) £135m Hazard £9m Ola Aina £8m Kalas £8m Luiz £8m Hector £5m Omeruo £32m Bakayoko £30m Bats £50m Morata £30m Alonso £30m Zouma £10m Moses £15m Zappacosta £12m Drinkwater £25m Willian (we may fuck that up and lose him on a free) £10m Baba £7m Lewis Baker £7m Juan Castillo £8m Jake Clarke-Salter £15m Kenedy £6m Miazga £2m Richard Nartey £6m Charly Musonda £5m Lucas Piazón £5m Danilo Pantic £8 Izzy Brown £6m Marco van Ginkel £25m Azpi £3m Jay Dasilva £4m Kasey Palmer £30m Barkely that is £554m quid in gross sale revenue alone (and we have LOST close to £200m in potential valuations the last 2, 3 years dies to fucked up sales and non sales, and horrid contractual management or we could have had 3/4 of a BILLION quid total sales revenue) and that does £550m yield does not include possible sales of CHO, Pedro (which would kick it to close to £600m even if I am off by 50m quid or so in toto and we do not sell CHO and Pedro that is bloody HALF A BILLION POUNDS STERLING WE WILL HAVE IN THE POT for summer 2020 If we do fuckall this summer, and do not sell the deadwood, do NOT get some truly WC centre/full backs and wingers/forwards and a CMF/B to B type) I guarantee Abramovich is in the tank at that point, just pocketing hundreds of millions and is no longer interested in being a top club

lol, we got the same for Hector (£8m) as we did for that twat Luiz good biz that

VAR is ruining my life http://www.espn.co.uk/video/clip?id=27499539 lololol

very strange I never took issue with Luiz's long game, it was a big plus his defence is why I was often dismayed, lolol bobblehead

Game just ended 1 3 Italy Emerson was the best player on the pitch monster game

he destroyed PSG last season, a goal and an assist and terrorised them the whole game, Reims denied PSG tying the all-time record for most wins in a Ligue 1 season Stade de Reims beat them 3 1

you can take Lozano and Pulisc, ad their entire careers together when they retire and they wont come close to Zlatan he will end up with around 600 goals 31 top flight trophies (not counting Sweden or MLS) 13 (and counting seasons over 20 goals, and a 50 goal seasons) a run of 11 out of 13 years as a league champion (would have had 13 in a row but Juve were stripped of 2) 12 times first team all league 8 times league player of the year EL, UEFA Super Cup, and FIFA World Club Cup Champion the only thing he didnt win was the CL (he had horrid luck, he left Inter Milan and went to Barca right after they (Barca) won it,, then got knocked out by Inter Milan (Mourinho's CL winners, that is when Zlatan called Pep a spineless coward with no balls, and told him to got to hell, lolol), then went to AC Milan (I wonder why!) and they got knocked out by Peps CL winners, lol 9 times Ballon d'Or finalist Golden Foot winner (which you can only win once) Puskas winner FIFA All-world starting XI all UEFA 1st team 4 times All CL squad twice 6 times league leading scorer all-time leading Sweden National team Scorer, in modern football, the only major Europeans with more are CR7 (2nd all time global) and Miroslav Klose (9th all time global and all time most WC goals) Voted multiple times 2nd greatest Swedish athlete ever (only behind Bjorn Borg) etc etc etc etc oh and this

if he doesnt come good quick we are fucked I am not playing the patience game after this season IF James does look like a top 3 or 4 RB in the EPL, then we simply MUST sell Azpi and go grab a beast Emerson is good, but I think we need to upgrade there as well, and certainty improve depth, and FFS SELL ALONSO if we do not sell Azpi and Alonso next summer I am going on the fucking warpath as it is plain we are tanking the team there is a damn good chance we will lose CHO (maybe on a free if he refuses to renew) lose Willian on a free have a burnt Azpi, a pure shit Alonso, a pure shit Zouma still have Bats floating in the aether and in desperate need of at least one WC CB, maybe two plus 2 WC wingers at least and another striker (even if Tammy comes good, we gotta boot Bats and Giroud) we also need a WC DMF/B to B MFer type Barkley needs to go probably unless he really comes good, which so far is a NO so much work to do, especially if things break badly and IF we do fuckall, with literally £400m plus in potential war chest and jack shite done then anyone who refuses to admit at that point, that the team is being wilfully sunk by Roman, then they are either blind, a liar, a fool, or all three IF CHO leaves and Reece doesnt pan out, we are in deep shit just from that and it only gets worse from there key tells are Azpi and Zouma if they are both here and still starting next year we are FUCKED

I still say they go for Sancho, especially to block us, Manure, and Victimpool (I cant see spuds or arse tossing out that type of quid) there were 4 wingers (not named Mbappe) who I so rated One, (Pepe), is off the table that leaves Jadon Sancho (Borussia Dortmund) Mikel Oyarzabal (Real Sociedad) Federico Chiesa (Fiorentina) all 3 can play either wing IF we do lose CHO or he is a not playing well and we do NOT land at least one of those 3, I am going to go bonkers (Oyarzabal and Chiesa would be monsters under Lamps, toss in Kingsley Coman as part of a CHO deal, and then keep Pulisic, we are set at winger for ages, 4 wingers, all can play either side) I would add just below those Vinícius Júnior (Real Madrid) Richarlison (Everton) Ousmane Dembélé (Barelona) <<<<<< ONLY if he unfucks himself, he is turning into a nightmare attitude wise Rodrygo (Real Madrid) Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace) Anthony Martial (Manure) <<<< they will never sell atm, we so fucked up by not tossing in an extra £10m to grease that Willian for him swap Kingsley Coman (Bayern) <<<<< IF we do sell CHO to them, I would demand he is part of the deal

because he played a lot of CF for PSG there and dominated

he plays both wings

lol, Sarri already becoming hated by some of his players 'I'm furious' – Emre Can on being left out of Juventus's Champions League squad https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/sep/04/im-furious-emre-can-on-being-left-out-of-juventus-champions-league-squad Carlo Pinsoglio <<<<< the THIRD STRING GK made the cut as did Sami Khedira, who will be 33yo if they go deep into the comp rofmlamooooooooooooooo Sarri fucked him hard, as he wanted to leave if no CL and they told him he would get CL

the rest of the black Serie A players (to show how many would all have to leave to do a complete boycott) including loaned out players