DYC.

I'm not talking about others like Musonda though. I was just wondering whether Styles thought that would be the case with Ruben. Pogba is wanted by all the top sides in Europe. Same goes for Varane, Verratti etc. That's not merely due to opportunity. I'd love it if Ruben could become such a player but it's not something you wake up and decide to do. Is he that talented?

You think a club like Juventus would pick up Ruben if he wanted to leave Chelsea (like Pogba in 2012)?

Chelsea can't play three at the back. Not from the start anyway. The ref would whistle for half time by the time the ball reached the final third.

You English are terrible with foreign names. His name is not that difficult tbh. 'G' - lo - bo - 'G'.

Bruma didn't develop much since he left the club. Failed at Chelsea, failed at HSV. Doesn't stand out in the Eredivisie and doesn't come close to the level the likes Vertonghen and Alderweireld reached in the Eredivise, and they're Spurs defenders. It's because of players like Bruma, Veltman (Ajax), Kongolo (Feyenoord), Janmaat, Van der Wiel, Martins Indi the defence of the Netherlands is in such a poor state, having to fear matches against the likes of Iceland... Failing to qualify for EURO 2016 is actually a possibility.

I don't even know who this guy is. When's the last time Chelsea signed a Championship player? (That wasn't a teenage 'future star') If he's a worse player than Bruma, he must be really poor.

Jackie Chan. Now that man knows how to make a movie. I'm sure Pogba loves Drunken Master and Rumble in the Bronx.

No, no, no. He'd be completely out of his depth. I can't even begin to think...

Bruma is terrible. Absolutely awful. For a player at this level I mean. He's barely good enough for PSV. I'd cry if he joined. It's funny you mention this because there's this show in The Netherlands and they were talking about all these silly transfer fees in England, and they joked about Chelsea buying Bruma for crazy money on deadline day.

What is happening? Am I awake? Are you awake?

You have a bigger chance of meeting Cinderella and living happily ever after. Give up on that reverie.

Such a Wenger signing. Let's hope for the best. What's most interesting about him is the fact that he's left-footed, which makes you think he hasn't been brought in to play alongside Terry. But then again, he could be a pure back-up. If so, I'm not a fan of the transfer because every player brought in should be competing for a first XI spot imo.

You too. No like. You're not a dude. Pokemon is gay. Brock would've impregnated Misty if the show had the slightest bit of realism to it.

I don't like you anymore.

I'm sure Dragonball was his favourite. Is there a boy out there that didn't worship that show?

The Wild Thornberrys was really, really good. Johnny is a god. Aaahh Real Monsters. Angry Beavers. Inspector Gadget. When I say HEY! (HEYY!!) What a wonderful time to day. Where you can learn to work and play. And get along with each other. Haha something like that.

Mona the Vampire! Completely forgot about that show. Footballhead I never forgot. Pinky and the Brain. Cow and Chicken. Dexter's Laboratory. Arthur. Powerpuff Girls. Ed Edd n Eddy. Courage the cowardly dog. Rocko's modern life.

Fairly odd parents... no good. I used to love those Marvel cartoons like Spider-Man and X-Men. Batman as well and a bunch of shows on Cartoon Network. What about the classic Tom & Jerry? Anyone remember Bobby's World? Doug.. Rugrats.. Ren & Stimpy Man, I was addicted to cartoons back in the day. Crayon Shin-Chan was brilliant. Too many to remember.

Yes. When you have finally have some real talent, actually rated extremely highly across Europe, let them go.

What a staggering difference. It will be interesting to see if Mourinho really will make some changes and place more trust in the non-first XI players.

Glory hunter Chelsea fans must be severly retarded. Barcelona have been dominating world football for 10 years yet you settle for a team with a couple of PL titles and a single against the odds CL win. You chose the most hated team among the elite and the club with the title as the most boring. Or is there such a thing as a loyal glory hunter? He went out with his hunting gear, caught Chelsea during a title win, and just couldn't bring himself to let go. Suffering massively through the dry spells... Oh, the life of a loyal glory hunter. Loyal Liverpool glory hunters stemming from the 80s must all be in comas, waking up briefly for the odd cup win.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2015/aug/31/transfer-window-latest-anthony-martial-charlie-austin-and-more-live €80 mil! Van Gaal and Woodward struck the panic button with a sledgehammer.

Azpilicueta was 23, a Spanish youth international, played for Marseille and played 100+ games for Osasuna before that. Completely different situations.

Why is Chelsea so obsessed with poor ball-playing CBs? At least this one has pace if what I've read is true.