Naked Mole Rat

I just found out that one of the sponsors of my university offers pole dancing lessons as well as lap dance lessons and striptease lessons to the students for just $65. I am so fucking privileged.

Pretty much the same? Mine is waaaaay higher than yours. Anyway, there was a lot more to my test than this one as well. I remember there were a few jigsaw puzzles I had to do as well as some sequential stuff, some math and a lot of talking. My examiner even asked me, an 11-year-old, the meaning of a political term (I think I got that one right, though). This test, on the other hand, is really one-dimensional because all it tests is your ability to figure patterns out, and I was obviously going to do well on it because of some of my dumb, annoying, OCD-like habits.

What is it? I've done one when I was 11 and got 132 (anywhere from 132 to 143 she said). I grew a lot lazier since then and if I took another one of those now, I'd probably get a lower score.

Damn, those Fenerbahce fans are scary.

5*5*11*11 - 5*5*9*9 = 25 * (121 - 81) = 25 * 40 = 1000 WOOT I'm smarter than a fifth grader.

130 this time. Close to Mensa level at least according to this test.

Remember doing this a long time ago (must have been like 13 or younger) and got 128, I think. Then I did it again later thinking "I'm older and ergo wiser" and still 128. Again, and no improvement still. I'll do it again this time, but for some reason I think I'll get a lower score.

Fenerbahce fans are excited enough they're making a song for him? He isn't that good, though. Anyway, I don't think there's any substance to that rumour.

Off-topic, but that's a nice jersey. Molecule, lol.

I wholeheartedly agree. Even though I think Duppy Conqueror's been one of the better posters, because there is ABSOLUTELY nothing worse than merely suggesting the possibility of the return of Drogba I think he should be banned. FOREVER. Yes, that would be very appropriate.

How much did Spurs spend on Lloris? Seems like a wasteful bit of business considering they have Friedel and Gomes although I've heard Gomes is shit now.

Surely, he can't sign for another club if he's currently in Monaco...? Unless, he's destined for AS Monaco that is.

Kottbusser Tor?

Me, too. I was expecting a shitstorm, and I suppose I was right to a certain extent, but it hasn't been as bad as I expected.

Falcao, surely?

I don't understand why Mikel's getting so much criticism. He was fine in my opinion. He did very well to wriggle his way out of trouble and push up when needed to. The downside of that, of course, was that it left our defense vulnerable, but not much else he could do since we were down two since very early in the match.

That was the worst performance I've seen since Sunderland (I deliberately didn't watch the Newcastle and Liverpool games last season because they were pointless). Thankfully, despite what some other members make it out to be, that wasn't an important match at all, and I'll gladly take today's loss if it means we learned something valuable against a strong side that will benefit us in other more important competitions. Anyway, credit where it's due; Falcao and Atletico were immense today, and Simeone's tactic was spot on. It's a bit ironic, though, that we tried to dominate the possession while they did what we did against Barcelona. Taste of our own medicine, I guess. Yuck.

Mikel wasn't that bad today. He had a lot to do, so he struggled, but so did the rest of the team, and there were a few players who did far worse than he did.

Slowly filling Bosingwa's shoe, is he? He shouldn't be crossing the ball if he knows he can't.

Haha Liverpool going back to the Hawthornes.

Morrie disagrees.

Everyone's so sensitive. Call the owner a dick and don't go to the store if you don't like its name, but no need to go around trying to force the owner to rename it. And more publicity -> more customers.

LMAO They're calling him a flop.

I've never done it myself, nor am I planning to simply because I think it's a nasty, expensive habit if I ever do pick it up, but where I live, a lot of people do it. In fact, I heard Vancouver is the world's leading city in terms of marijuana and cocaine use. I don't know what the regulations are here, (I think only medical use is permitted at the moment) but cops don't mind. Anyway, about the legalization issue, it's a no-brainer. Legalize it and all other types of drugs. Since when were we all so caring that we feel it's necessary to babysit others and tell them what to put in their bodies and what not to? Well, no government body actually cares that much about the people, so why not save money by ending all drug wars and make money by imposing taxes on those things? The drug debate is currently one of the silliest debates there are.

Where have YOU been, cap? No post for a full week? Anyway, this is tragic. I want him back, too.