Naked Mole Rat

Damn it. I was trying to study at the school library but had to come home because the computers there are terrible. And my home's too cozy and my computer's too good for studying. Looks like I'll have to repeat ENGL 112.

Everyone else seems to be impressed with Mikel's display against Arsenal, but in all honesty, I was a bit disappointed with him. He wasn't very composed yesterday like you'd normally expect him to be and made some hasty challenges. If I'm not wrong, he was at fault for Arsenal's goal when he was easily tricked into attempting a block by Gervinho (I think). Maybe I'm being a bit harsh since the tempo was very high throughout the game.

Fans' MOTM: Mata, deservingly so. Fans' flop of the match: Koscielny, again, makes total sense. Skysports rating: Mata 7, Koscielny 7...???

That was a confident display from him. He looked purposeful and fought hard to get his goal. He was definitely wasteful, though, but whatever. He got his goal, and we won the game. That's all that matters.

Koscielny <3

I don't see anything. EDIT: Never mind.

Can you prove that?

I can't wait to see the FA come crawling on its four and begging JT to reconsider his decision.

He's so childish it makes me sick sometimes. You'd expect him to act more maturely since he's in his 70's and has been knighted and all, but no. He overreacts to everything that he feels is unfair to his team and plays dumb when his team is under scrutiny.

SIGN HIM UP ROMAN

9 goals for and 15 goals against. Southampton's just mental.

It was nice to see di Matteo make some big changes after a series of disappointing results, and we were a lot better today with Oscar, Mata and Hazard all on the pitch at the same time. One thing we seemed to lack was width, and I guess that's where Moses or Marin comes in. Also, I thought Ramires played very well in the double pivot today. Even though he had a couple sloppy passes and first touches, he provided our defense so much protection with his pace, which we've always lacked in the middle of the park with both Mikel and Lampard playing there. Overall, we played fairly well and got just what we needed, so I'm not going to complain too much, but our attackers should take more shots.

Torres is playing like he's our false 9. His teammates, especially Mata, are constantly looking for him, but he's rarely where he's supposed to be. He always drifts away from the striker position because he knows he has neither the strength nor the flair to withstand the pressure in the middle. Sort of like Anelka when he was playing as our lone striker except Anelka was actually a reliable goal threat when he was in the right position.

Why?

Nah.

I don't know if it's possible to take others' opinions into account and not let them play a role in your decision-making, but if it were possible, why even bother? That would be perfectly pointless.

"Thorgan is similar to Hazard." Mr. Hazard is similar to Mr. Hazard? Mind = blown

Today, we had a demonstration of the Galileo thermometer, which basically looks like a huge, transparent penis with gigantic sperm cells in it. So obviously, throughout the whole demonstration, I was expecting to see something hilarious, and then at the end of the demo, the prof was like, "Hmm.. I sink I might have ovaheeteed zuh tuhmometuh becose oll zuh bollz came down." (Read with appropriate Polish accent) Then he nonchalantly grabbed the thing by the middle and started to stroke it up and down to see how warm it was until everyone was laughing and he realized his mistake.

No offense, but your avatar is driving me insane for some odd reason.

10 lunging challenges by United, and then a foul by Wigan, lol.

Is it just me or are QPR fans really delighted to get a point from us and stay in the relegation zone? They seemed more interested to see Terry and Cole fuck up than to see their team win the game.

Terrific performance from Luiz today. Most of his challenges were spot on, and I don't remember him pointlessly thumping the ball forward today. Hopefully, he'll continue to play well.

My text messages are a lot more interesting. Most of them contain words like 'sex', 'orgasm', and 'horny'.

Problem: A team is financially struggling because it isn't popular enough and doesn't generate enough revenue. Solution: Cancel the prize money the club was due and possibly even prohibit it from participating in the competitions in the future. That will teach them a lesson.

I'm confused. Is that even possible?