Iggy Doonican

Marina has just left London she's going to Siberia to sell ice to eskimos.

The geezer at 24.00 what a fucking legend  he's in the video later as well. 
 

That's the Colonel's secret recipe . Her arse cheeks look like Colonel Sanders has a siamese twin brother which reminds me of the joke '' Why do American Siamese twins love coming to England ? so the other one has the chance to drive 

Very weird post you can't understand how someone can be disrespectful to a Chelsea player but you then you're utterly disrespectful to his beliefs. And that's not even close to an apology your not a Tory MP are you ? I'm not interested in a theological debate by the way so I won't be replying I'm an honest man.

Great night even though till Torres scored the longest night !
 

Go to a bar full of geezers wearing ten gallon hats, eating grits and corn dogs and listening to The Eagles then you might find him 

Go to any bar playing Northern Soul  Did you know he's actually a septic tank he came to the UK when he was 14 he got heavily influenced by British culture presumably. If I left London to go to the USA when I was a teenager I couldn't imagine giving myself the moniker Uncle Sam !

Marina has just left London she's going to Siberia to sell ice to eskimos.

Marina has just left London she's going to Siberia to sell ice to eskimos.

Marina has just left London she's going to Siberia to sell ice to eskimos.

No thanks V ! Think I might have not quite understood what you meant that's the last time I post a photo ha ha. It took so much space up on the page it was a small photo but there was a big gap either side that's what I meant bloody hell I'll have to be careful what I write 

This thread definitely needs revising after last season. I agree Kepa is very easily pushing towards, if not, the worst player and worst buy.
I fear he'll be a noose around this club's neck for the next 3-4 years just like Torres was, unless we can find a good goalkeeper on the cheap.

There is a difference between worst buy and worst player Drinkwater was a terrible buy but he hardly played he scored the blinder against Stoke I can't recall anything apart from that. Kepa was the worst buy and worst player 70 million quid for someone who refused to be substituted scored an own goal via his face and has about as much presence as the invisible man.  Kepa wins I was going to say hands down but that didn't seem appropriate as that's his normal position as the ball sails past him or he fails to hold anything that's got even a miniscule amount of power behind it.

I thought I'd take the piss choosing Danny Drinkwater as my favourite player presumably you did the same choosing Juan Cuadrado 

As someone who watches very little European football I haven't seen the kid play so my question is he as good as Robben?. 12 million quid for a 19 year old seems a bargain now I don't particularly like comparing players from different eras but fuck on his day Robben was unplayable. His contribution in 2004-5 is overlooked I was at his debut against Blackburn and I don't think I've seen a better 20 minute cameo by any Chelsea player.
 

I just want fans allowed back in this empty stadium football is a load of bollocks made even worse by fake crowd noises on the telly. Lampard has a lot to prove and although he's been given a fairly easy ride by fans and the media that will change pretty quickly if we start slowly. We should be comfortably in the top four no excuses and hopefully a decent run in the CL.

Trainer porn.
https://www.modculture.co.uk/adidas-japan-trainers/

Already the best defender at the club and a free transfer.

Chelsea :Werner, Ziyech, Havertz, Silva, Sarr, Chilwell. Man United in talks with the Greek Police 

Chelsea :Werner, Ziyech, Havertz, Silva, Sarr, Chilwell. Man United in talks with the Greek Police 

Chelsea :Werner, Ziyech, Havertz, Silva, Sarr, Chilwell. Man United in talks with the Greek Police 

Oh for fucks sake mate of course it's down to Lampard he's the manager. If the coach turns up late Marina's fault, if the canteen runs out of chips Marina's fault. She negotiates transfers and contracts nothing else I can't believe your so naive.