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An elderly couple, living apart, had been dating for several years.
One day Elmer said to Betsy, "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate food and cooking separate meals. We should just move in together.
Betsy: Whose house would we live in?
Elmer: Mine, it is already paid for.
Betsy: Whose car would we keep and pay insurance on?
Elmer: Yours, it is newer and runs better than mine.
Betsy: Who would do the cooking?
Elmer: You cook and I'll do the dishes.
Betsy: What about sex?
Betsy: Infrequently.
 

Elmer: Is that one word or two?
 
A blonde goes into an electronics store. She walks up to the counter, points to the top shelf and says, "I'd like to buy that TV."
The man behind the counter answers, "I'm sorry. We don't sell that particular TV to blondes."
Angry, the blonde leaves.
The next day she comes back, but this time she's wearing a brown wig.
She walks up to the counter, points to the top shelf and goes, "I'd like to buy that TV."
Again, the man behind the counter answers, "I'm sorry, we don't sell that particular TV to blondes."
The blonde leaves in frustration again.
On the third day she dyes her hair red, goes back into the store, walks up to the counter, points to the top shelf again and says, "I'd like to buy that TV."
The man behind the counter again replies that he doesn't sell that particular TV to blondes.
The blonde gives up and demands to know, "How can you tell I'm blonde?!"
The man points to the top shelf and says, "Because that particular TV... Is a microwave oven."
 
 

Dortmund aren't daft!
New fitness coach AlicaSchmidt

 

I love the wee baldy man dearly and with so much being said online about other PL clubs after him I dont want to see that,
But for whatever reasons hes not contributing what we need right now.
We need a ball playing defender that sits in front of the defence. Someone that can pass the ball about adter winning it.
I do think that job COULD be sorted by a Kova/Billy G partnership but wont be this season. Not sure if Billy will play here even next year.
After seeing Rice today I think he could do it with Kova.

I wonder how the honest Dippers think (both of them) about what our top 4 will look like to them?

Dortmund aren't daft!
New fitness coach AlicaSchmidt

 

Everyone seems to be comparing players to each other. Way I see it is they all have strengths and weaknesses.
2 of the games I watched were Everton and Victimpool. ARGUABLY the 2 best games we played in the year. We were missing our supposed top 8 players thru injury and bans but the lads all went out just full of confidence and fought for every ball there was.
Little Billy G in those 2 games had no fear in him. He was a little scrapper. Like my old Jack Russell running after rats.
Me I was looking forward to seeing him play more with Kova. Theyre both good tacklers, attack minded and 1st thing they looked at was going forward.
I dearly love N'Golo and I had big dreams of him becoming a top box to box/ But hes not good enough on the ball I dont think. Tho his goals just crack me up/
Billys come back needs to be sorted properly. Look at CHO and RLC. Both to me look broken. CHO might be needing a loan too
Billy of course would benefit from one. But need to watch he doesnt get over played unlike some loanees who dont get enough time.

We own Mou!!!
Tottenham haven’t been selling any Jose Mourinho’s merchandise in their official club shop, almost a year into his tenure as the club’s manager
https://theboyhotspur.com/shocking-revelation-is-made-about-jose-mourinhos-merchandise/

We own Mou!!!
Tottenham haven’t been selling any Jose Mourinho’s merchandise in their official club shop, almost a year into his tenure as the club’s manager
https://theboyhotspur.com/shocking-revelation-is-made-about-jose-mourinhos-merchandise/

Mount?

My team
  Puli Werner CHO
    Kai Barks Kova
Ben Silva Happy Reece
          Mendy
Get the closest starters as possible to get them gelling. REALLY cant start Mason. The guys gonna end up knackered again and be useless.

Me birthday next week!
 
 

Frank Lampard has used 20 DIFFERENT defensive lineups in 41 Premier League games at Chelsea... finding a reliable back four is his biggest task after latest calamity at West Brom
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8781033/Frank-Lampard-used-20-DIFFERENT-defensive-lineups-41-Premier-League-games-Chelsea.html

Hust visited Twitter. Found this
 

Hust visited Twitter. Found this
 

Id rather see them roast each other!

If we had 2 WC CBs and 2 shit hot DMs we could afford to the the HBs go forward much more and we would have 4 strong defenders we could rely on.

We should sell the whole pile of spent matches in a fire sale. Theres no chance of us receiving the prices we bought them for. And the lose value with each passing month. yet we renew their contracts and send them out on loan.
Who is going to pay Drinkales £110k wages? 2 years left on his contract and currently valued at £4.2m Can we see that rising or him running his contract down?
Just get rid of the lot.

This is exactly why we should watch it. I will be disappointed if there is no heat between them.
Watching debate for me is like watching comedy show.

Just imagine WH quoting Drinkwater in the Rice negotiations..

Seria A suspended for 2 weeks because of Covid.

It's not confirmed (yet)...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8785063/Serie-SUSPENDED-two-weeks-14-positive-Covid-19-tests-Genoa.html

Will we actually watch a debate tonight, or two senile men taking turns swiping insults at each other? 

this indeed is a worry. i hope it is just a smokescreen like so many things he says bc it is obviously incorrct. Bayern had a ton of injuries but played most of last season with alaba and boateng as cb pairing. without that it would probably have been süle and alaba. Paris obviously had Silva and kimpembe mostly, Barcelona played Pique and Langlet, Madrid Ramos and Varane. Only 3men defences can afford some flexibility IMO.
Also what does communication have to do with modern football? it is just basic logic. People are better and communicating with each other when they know each other better and players play better together when they are used to each other. Maybe there are other ways to make cb pairing work but surely having them play next to each other week in week out is the most obvious way.
 

Time to start a new tradition then eh.
 
Wouldn't suprise me if Mou started a back up team then brought in his 1st team.
Full Tottenham squad
Goalkeepers: Hugo Lloris, Joe Hart, Paulo Gazzaniga
Defenders: Matt Doherty, Sergio Reguilon, Toby Alderweireld, Davinson Sanchez, Juan Foyth, Serge Aurier, Ben Davies, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Danny Rose
Midfielders: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Harry Winks, Erik Lamela, Eric Dier, Moussa Sissoko, Giovani Lo Celso, Ryan Sessegnon, Tanguy Ndombele, Gedson Fernandes
Forwards: Harry Kane, Steven Bergwijn, Lucas Moura, Jack Clarke
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Sorry, it is time (has been for some time) for the cash-in.
He is ageing out, injury prone, plummeting in value, and has been a square peg in a round hole formation wise and tactic wise. We are no longer a counter-attacking team and we have no true trad DMF in the squad. We OBVIOUSLY need upgrades at DMF and CB (no one can deny this, if they do they are either a pure troll or have the football IQ of a turnip, this is partially what set me off yesterday), and Skriniar is an upgrade, a large one, and Brozovic is an upgrade at DMF over Jorginho, and (here is your Rice deal) allows us to sell Jorginho ASAP to partially fund Rice.