Unionjack

What we have a tendency to do is swap like for like players and not upgrade. We dont get anyone to offer something different. Another direction to go. Cuadrado (at his very best) is only a mirror copy of Willian and as we haven't seen him at his best yet he offers nowt much at all. If I wa our medical team Id be shooting them up with stimulants before the game.

Maybe you should fuckin remind them what their job is then and stick a rocket up their soddin arses.

I just got back from oop t'north and all I'm gonna say is we were fuckin useless. We need a general overhall. We need to get shot of some deadweight and put some speed into some of the guys daily diet. Where is our speed? Where is our midfield? Silva and Sterling just took the piss. Maybe Mou needs to get his hair cut and get into fight mode.

Why isn't anyone even clapping that we have even been linked with him again?? I'm creaming my pants ffs!!

They might be looking but WE NEED one.We havent had a proper number 10 in awhile. We are crying out for more creativity offensively.

Just on my way up Glad Im not driving I hate the M6. See you up there guys Stay Carefree

Is that a royal 'WE' because I sure as hell aint.

We do still have a slight chance to hijack him. Seems AC Milans reps are flying in to sort a deal out. Couldnt we send Romans jet in and do some Mission Impossible kinda stunt and bring him back?

At least that will mean Mou has realized that Mikel/Rami cant cut it amd our lack of GOOD options. But I would rather just put him in for Cahill and let him do the job he has trained for.

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I got no idea what you're on about. Maybe because I use Adbloc Plus on Firefox. Stops 99% of annoying ads.

I'm sad. I just woke up and my daily morning ritual is cupa tea/porridge/spliff and go thru NewsNow and its set on Chelsea Transfers. I just went thru the comlete page and theres not one bloody item an even the smallest gossip linked with us. We have gotten to the stage where even the likes of the media click merchants have given up on us getting anyone in. http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/Premier+League/Chelsea

2 Left dangleys are better than Cahills 2 left feet. And just imagine having 3 dangleys!!

Ive never been big on pantomimes.

My minds all over the place. But Im still OK for LB

Tebo Dave - Happy - JT - Unionjack with a big hammer Cescy Oscar - Matic Willian - Costa - Hazard IF We can score a goal quick I'll give it a 1-1 if not then 1-3 to them But it should be a good weekend and a couple of us are going tomorrow late afternoon. Try to get a couple of quiet pints over in Beswick. Sing out loud Sing out proud KTBFFH

Theres no denying that Rami has scored some really good important goals for us and has been a solid player most of the time. But as Ive been a good supporter of him I think its time for him to go. Right now him along with 3 or 4 others just are not offering us the help and support we desperately need. Mou has got to stop all this favoritism BS hes doing which is strange as its one of the biggest things Ive liked about him concerning team selection. I cant see us getting over the problem we have right now for a couple of seasons unless theres some GOOD players brought in and right now that doesnt look like happening and its soul destroying.

Why the hell are we still dreaming (or whining) about the Pog for when we wont even shell out for Witsel or Aranguiz?

What Remy is is pretty good depth. He wasn't bought to be a star he was bought to be a solid replacement striker and to do a good job when hes brought on as sub. IMHO this he has done this OK. (Not sure about putting him in as RAM tho) What hes not is a game changer or someone that we can use to offer us creative possibilities. And again IMHO we dont have ANYONE that can do that. To say that the most our bench offers is a mirror copy would be giving too much praise to them. Our depth is very poor and its not only just happened. Im at a loss as to why we dont seem to be able to have multiple GOOD options for each position. Theres alot of teams that have good players fighting to be a starter. We dont have that. Mou said various times at the start of the past 2 seasons HE LIKES having selection problems. But what he says and what actually has occurred are 2 very different things. Its not only our 1st XI that we have trouble with its our depth too.

Because thats what we do. For some reason I'm liking the lad. Not sure if I like him because of us annually being linked with Hulk and Kenedy supposedly the 'New Hulk' but it will be interesting to see if Mou keeps him or hes out on the loanagoround. Major strengths - well-built with powerful burst of acceleration - a very powerful shooter Major weaknesses - one-footed, and largely one-dimensional - doesn't link well with teammates - unused to tracking back defensively Assessment breakdownTackling: On average, he has made less than one tackle per 90 minutes in his Serie A appearances since the start of 2014. Has the necessary physical tools to compete for possession high up the pitch but hasn't been tasked with doing so to date. Marking: Kenedy has rarely been required to track back and help out defensively at either club or international level so far and this is something he will have to get used to in Europe. It is questionable whether he currently possesses sufficient stamina to do so effectively. Heading: He is getting on for 6-foot-tall but has not yet shown himself to be a regular threat in the air at senior level. Close control: Displays good touch and is capable of some wonderful ball manipulation at times. He does, though, quite often receive the ball in a manner that fails to open out the pitch in front of him, thus forcing him to retreat. At senior level, defenders who stay on their feet are usually able to prevent him from cutting inside onto his favoured left foot. Passing: Plays with his head down and appears largely unaware of the positioning of his teammates. The majority of his passes are played back to the full-back or a supporting midfielder after it has become clear that there is insufficient space infield for him to attack with the ball at his feet. Needs to become much more associative in his play. Positioning: Capable of making occasional off-ball bursts in behind but largely sticks to his flank and looks to receive the ball into feet. Arrives well at the far post to meet low crosses from the other side of the pitch. Needs to add more variety to his movements. Crossing: He strikes the ball very well and should therefore be capable of providing good deliveries into the box from wide. However, his primary intention is usually to cut infield and take a shot on goal, with crosses largely utilised as a last resort when that isn't possible. Finishing: He is a powerful shooter from medium and long range, while he also produced a couple of cool and precise finishes from closer in to score against Botafogo and Bonsucesso during the State Championship. He has taken a very solid average of 3.44 shots per 90 minutes in his Serie A appearances since the start of 2014, but shot selection could be an issue. Under a third of his efforts on goal are on target, while more than a third are blocked.

Reminded me of this fire in Denmark at the fireworks factory. Just a tiny version of China one

Poor buggas

The truth hurts but youre right. We dont know what the problems are behind the scenes with transfers. Maybe there arent any at all and Mou is on some mis guided ego trip trying to use the same lot as last year. But if thats right I'm worried even more if there ARE troubles as it means its Mou thats gone bomkers. With the likes of Rami/.Cuadrado/Moses all linked going out its going to force us to panic buy and these next couple of weeks are going to be interesting. IF we kew what the problems were (if at all) at least us guys would be able to rest our heads and resign ourselves to a slow build up and a fight for top 4.

You know what they say truth is funnier than fiction. Most of it pretty much is true.

I see manure haven't give up on getting Muller http://www.footballfancast.com/football-news/man-united-consider-50m-contract-offer-to-lure-bayern-munich-forward