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His dad probably did it! Chelsea transfer news: Thibaut Courtois DELETES statement on Real Madrid deal CHELSEA goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois has deleted a statement his issued after agreeing to join Real Madrid. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1000908/Chelsea-transfer-news-Thibaut-Courtois-DELETES-Real-Madrid-statement

The lads hoing to be good for us. Have a reminder what he does if you need one. Look at the difference in the dynamics he has and who the options are we have

Bats is off mate. Giroud MIGHT be too. Leaves us with a bloke that thinks he is Elvis Costello!

Family bollox!

Its the Martial is a carrot trick!

If she gets us someone that can score goals I will kiss her arse!

Welcome to Chelsea matey. I dont think anyone really understands yet the difference that Matty boy is going to make for us. Hes got the dribbling skills of Eden, the lungs and lefs of the Wee Baldy Man and the passing capabilities of Jorgi boy. I love him. Hes fuckin dynaamite! Thank you Matty boy. You have helped make our midfield the absolute fuckin bollox! If you don't end up staying there will be blood spilled!

Just knew some shit like this had to happen Reports: Manchester United open talks with Chelsea for defender https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/reports-manchester-united-open-talks-chelsea-defender?key=newsnow

I'm more pissed off at the cuntish reports that we are turning him into their next Modric for them. With all their wealth and players you would expect they had some class and gratitude about them. But instead they have to try to lord it over us poor peons like the Manc twats.

Only the Star but :: Madrid boss throws Mateo Kovacic deal into doubt REAL MADRID boss Julen Lopetegui says Mateo Kovacic to Chelsea is not rubber stamped yet. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/722088/Chelsea-transfer-news-Real-Madrid-Mateo-Kovacic?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+daily-star-football+(Daily+Star+%3A%3A+Football+Feed)

Right now as a striker

Was a good spot. I had been wondering whether Sarri would be trying to get the wee baldy man to go forward more. Hes got it in him. Not a bad dribbler and can score a goal. Well 2 both against Manure. If we get Kante Jorgi and Kovacic working well together it would be amazing. Please footballing gods let us have a decent striker

But we would be a hop skip and jump closer to them mate!

No surprise??? We have known we dont have a useful striker since the whingeing Diego crawled away! So far preseason we have seen Tammy isn;t ready and our recrd signing likes being on the floor and can't score an open goal. We have the makings of a good team but with nobody to score goals.

Shes only walked onto the stage so far! Musics not even started

Still. The thoughts enough for a tingle!

Chelsea transfer news: La Liga side ‘obsessed’ with snaring Blues forward SEVILLA are ‘obsessed’ with signing Chelsea striker Michy Batshuayi, according to reports in Spain. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/722061/Chelsea-transfer-news-Sevilla-Michy-Batshuayi

Thought Rams did OK till the Falcons. Hes not daft is he. Changed the Rams colors so all their fans had to go buy new shirts, Would make a fortune from it.

Tingle in the pants time!! Maurizio Sarri pushes Chelsea to launch last-ditch £100m transfer bid to replace struggling star https://www.caughtoffside.com/2018/08/08/mauro-icardi-chelsea-transfer-bid-urged-by-maurizio-sarri/

I hope so mate I dearly do. I know Sarri SAYS hes got trust in Morata but Ive seen one or 2 glimpses so far of a good Morata. Looks like Bats is away. Tammy was bad yesterday. Leaves us Giroud and hes just a target I reckon. I pray we bring in a ST somehow.

Just shows you that the extra training and commitment he put in pre season has paid off for him. Hes come a long way since his ankle injury and is looking good. He has obviously got some more learning to do and I really don't know the best way to give it to him. Its normally by working side by side with a master of that position. Like Mount with Lamps. He needs JT. here!

And I agree with both 100%

Chelsea continually surprises me mate. Both good and bad. So dont give up till Susan Boyle sings!

You never know if some cunt will come along and snap him up at the medical. Lets say someone to get their own back on us for Jorgi boy!