Myself

that would be Kalas.

I'd rather lose than win because of the ref.

That would be just as annoying.

Layla Anna Lee is beautiful.

How many goals did Drogba score in his first season?

Practice, practice, practice.

Rio is just jealous he'll never be as good as Terry.

He reminds me so much of a young Robben.

Hummels Benatia Chillieni Miranda Godin Torres, just defends for the other team

He's going to get sacked. Blamed the fans for the last two losses. The atmosphere was poisonous, Pardew couldn't stand without getting abuse. Apparently Mike Ashley and Pardew had a meeting after their 4-0 loss.

If he can handle PSG (he basically stopped their attack on his own) I'm sure he can handle Schalke. With Terry / Branna partering him he'll have someone to guide him through the game. Schalke aren't exactly in top form, nor is their attack great. Games like this don't get much better for young defenders

Is Zouma really not capable of playing in the Champions League? He played teams their level all the time in Ligue 1.

Cech Ivanovic - Zouma - Terry - Filipe Luis Matic - Ramires Willian - Oscar - Hazard Remy with baker coming on later

greedy cunt

Kompany is the most overrated defender in the world. He's played against genuinely great center backs in training, I'm sure he can handle Kompany

I guess I could do both, have a lot of free time and don't worry, just for you I'll use 2 chainz music

played very, very well. out of interest, should i do a hazard or oscar compilation? quite bored right now

Garry Monk seems like a real lad. Didn't say we got lucky or anything. Was gracious in defeat He's going to be a top manager in a few years.

My commentator: "Diego Costa comes off to a heroes applause. This is his club, these are his people, this is his pitch". I have a boner

Simeone knew he would succeed, Mourinho knew he would succeed, I knew he would succeed here. Therefore I am a top manager.

Fucking hell.

well i know who i'm making a compilation of

think remy should come on for german messi that squad depth

JIZZ, JIZZ EVERYWHERE