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When Kalou was subbed after 34 minutes, i thought of this forum lol. Credit for AVB for not bottling his public humiliation. Now AVB knows surely that's he's not Chelsea material and he needs to get rid and replace ASA f'n P

Rubbish performance, a performance that emphasises the point that we need a couple of new signings in the areas we all know. We have too many weaknesses and tbh we should've lost this game. Got a lucky first goal with a big deflection and then Bosingwa decided to be good for a minute and did something that even a world class winger would be proud of. We're up and running but that was not pretty or convincing. An extra lol for Kalou too... 34 minutes of shame. Hope the lovers are proud after todays humiliation. Send him to Brentford...

Scored against us when we were winning 2-1 very late at old trafford,in 97/98 great finish too. Scored a winner at highbury in 97 i think it was FA Cup against Liverpool, 1-0 down, he scored deep into injury to win the FA Cup tie Yes, UCL final winner There probably is more but these are some i remember. Now i don't know if he came off the bench for these or not but he could do a job whether it was of the bench or starting and he was a genuine striker with immense control and stunning finishing ability. And what's with your talking about Torres and Drogba? Kalou operates as a winger so i dunno where you're getting this striker stuff from. Maybe he was a striker at Feyenoord but that was then he plays as a winger for us and we don't have a quality,top class winger do we. If you can name me a world class winger at chelsea then you're doing very well. Don't try n take the easy way out and say we have Torres and Drogba and Kalou is our super sub because that's not even the same position. Solskjaer is a Man Utd legend and the fans love him. He was a genuine super sub who scored goals. Why is Kalou a super sub? What does he ever actually do off the bench when it's majorly needed? I'll tell you. Nothing. Ole Gunner Solskjaer = Super Sub Salomon Kalou = Sub There's a big difference. He'll probably score in the next 2 games too as it's his calibre of opponent. When Anelka, Kalou, Sturridge and Malouda are your devastating wingers in your favoured 4-3-3 formation, you know there's a huge problem especially when 3 of them are strikers.

ok his goal against tottenham was offside, his goal against Newcastle took a wicked deflection and his set up to Drogba at OT in 2010 was offside and those are the last 3 decent things he's done,what a fucking superstar! His goal against everton was ok but he should be doing this. An impact sub means a player who is not good enough to start. We need a player who can actually play well from the start. Theres no point having an 'impact sub', we need a world class starter. Please don't compare our wanker to Solskjaer. Solskjaer was one of the best finishers around and he rarely wasted a chance and he scored in big games against big teams in big stadiums.

If he's gonna get injured, doing it now is a good time. WBA at home, Norwich at home, International break. Hilario was very good in pre season and he's been waiting for another chance. This really isn't a bad thing.

Hes won the same amount in 15 minutes than he did for 6 years at Arsenal

Wow what a game and that was their version of the charity shield, in other words a friendly really. It's hardly the biggest tournament in the world but put Real Madrid and Barcelona together and you get an eruption. Great game.

Only just seen this post and i must ask a question. Are you fucking serious? Why do i want Kalou to score late winners and all that at anfield, old trafford and emirates? Err to prove that he's worth playing for Chelsea maybe? He's an attacking player, not a center back ffs he shows nothing. He's a winger and a striker playing for one of the best teams in the world and he can't score in big games and he can't beat his man. We play 1 up front so what are you saying, that only Torres or Drogba should be scoring and our winger or 'impact sub' translated to 'too shit for the first team' shouldn't be doing anything? I can understand your argument but at least put across some kind of valid point. Bottom line is Salomon 'fail-job' Kalou plays for Chelsea, we've established that. He was bought as an attacker, you do understand the word attacker yeah? hope so. Chelsea are a title challenger ok, yes, got that? So he should be attacking defenders, skinning them and scoring goals and at least threatening to do so. What does Kalou bring to our team? He could do a job for Wigan maybe although maybe not... they had N'Zogbia last season and he's a different league to our failure so ok what does he do? And fuck his shitty stats, most of his goals are against shit in shit cups or when we're 3-0 up. He probably has a handful of important goals in 5 years. I get so angry with Kalou lovers when he's actually a genuine waste of a squad member and position at our famous club. Why should a team like Chelsea have a player like Kalou and have a 4-3-3 without 2 genuine wingers and why are we struggling to get one? We need to push the boat out and just go n get one. Get a Hamsik, get a Navas, get an Eden Hazard, bring back Robben, a Hulk, a Krasic, a Ribery, An adam Johnson or a fucking Juan Vargas just FFS get someone with genuine ability!!! Rant over for now but it wont be the last.

If you want kalou to stay at Chelsea, you want Chelsea to fail.

2-1. Messi the magician These 2 Barcelona finishes have been nothing short of exquisite. Wonderful football from a simply wonderful team.

Another great game going on here, 1-1 and lots of attacking from both sides, more-so Real Madrid it had to be said. These 2 legs are far better than the UCL ones.

He may have been clipped but he done it himself imo, he knew what he was doing so it still counts as cheating I was clipped today by a cage at work, i didn't go down

It's more insulting for Barton if he'd just walked away, scored, pointed joey to the scoreboard and said goodbye. As a footballer, you know how you can react or not and you know players like Barton will wind you up and stuff but you have to be professional and get on with it. I kinda like Gervinho, i used to like him but now it's only 'kinda' because of who he plays for but he deserved a ban, you can't raise your hands, it's standard. Also he dived which sparked Joes reaction. ANYWAY.... Arsenal suffer, i'm a happy boy.

It doesn't matter when you start liking a team as long as u genuinely like them and don't decide "wow Man Utd 19 times, that's lots, i'll support them, yeah dude!" no.... that's not how things work lol. It could be 1970, 1998, 2011, Chelsea are Chelsea. You can break a commitment with your girlfriend or your wife but NEVER your football club! Oh btw, Welcome to Chelsea

Brilliant, love it, i am absolutely enjoying this last 5 months of Arsenal FC, i actually love it. These have been the best 6 years of my life and i mean that but the last 4-5 months since losing to Birmingham in the CC final have just been glorious! Song stamped on Barton, he deserves a 3 match ban Gervinho slapped Barton, he deserves a 3 match ban Barton pulled up a cheat who plays for Arsenal, he deserves no ban Everything = 100% correct outcomes. Oh and Gibbs injured, Djorou injured, Is Van Persie injured? Nasri wants out, Fabregas has gone. Is Ramsey injured? Wilshere injured? And they even have time for a goalkeeper called FLAPPYHANDSKI! ooolala bloody wonderful.

Simple for me altho i've gotta admit Hitchcock was my favourite goalkeeper back in the 90's ahead of Kharine but maybe that was because of the penalty shootout against Newcastle at St James' park in '96 or his man of the match display against Sheffield wednesday also in '96 when i was 10 and like saying 'He's well good' lol. He's not really good enough for top 4 but i'll always remember him fondly. I don't actually ever remember Kharine have a good game for us..... Soz Dimi. Number 1 and the best Chelsea goalkeeper EVER is Petr Cech and he will break every fucking record for us. Got him young, he's tall, brave, commanding and safe. He's the perfect goalkeeper and he's getting better still. Last season was his best season for us since 04/05 and he was excellent against Stokes bombarding attack last weekend. He's also a good shot stopper both sides and can kick with both feet even tho he much favours his left. Mr.Reliable. Number 2 and probably our best shot stopper ever and most agile is Cudicini. Bought on the absolute cheap as cover for De Goey and Bosnich i think and the other 2 keepers were out probably injured and Cudicini was so good he never looked back. Think he may of made his debut against Huddersfield in the CC where we lost 1-0 to a cracker from Kenny Irons but he certainly made a great name for himself. Wasn't the safest it has to be said but he was a great shot stopper and penalty saver. I remember his saves from Jamie Reknapps free kick and Van Nistelrooys header very fondly. Number 3 is Ed de Goey because he was safe with crosses and his distribution was very good none more so than that 3rd goal at barnsley in 1997, absolute stunning 3 man break from De Goey, Petrescu, Vialli, Good night! One thing that let him down was parrying the ball straight out and not pushing enough shots away from incoming players or past the post but he was a big bastard and pretty safe. Number 4 and i'm only putting him at number 4 because i never personally saw him play as i was like -20 .... Peter 'The Cat' Bonetti, so athletic, so agile, was safe and was a great shot stopper but as i never saw him, i can't really judge him 100% but he's an absolute legend so i can't leave him out knowing his status at the club.

Everyone who's played for Chelsea since i've been a fan never left in a bad way and always seemed to fall in love with the club except for like Panucci but he was just a wanker. It's really nice to se this from Yuri and i really hope we get them in the UCL some time at the bridge.

but there's no story. Why were 3 girls hanging around with a dick? At least explain.

All over, 2-2. That was a better game than the 2 in the UCL put together. Weds is the 2nd leg. Don't like this 2 leg rule tho, seems stupid.

This is a cracking game, i have a feeling Real win nick it 3-2. Friendly? no bloody way lol. That was never gonna happen.

because of their lack of sportsmanship and their cheating i guess. They play great football but their cheating is despicable and bad for the game.

Alonso 2-2 Nice finish

I don't care how good Barcelona's team is. The key is that that Cheating, moaning, dirty, greasy rat is out the premiership and i love it. Partaaay

Thats what good teams with top attacking players can do. Note to AVB or Roman.

1-2 Messi Mourinho looks gutted lol, Madrid have dominated this game. Knew it'd be a belter this game. Love it.