Ollie

We seem to be having a lot of matches pre season, seems too many. Would love Chelsea to play Rangers again though, we should play them every year. I remember when i did this petition in 2007, got a nice response. May try n print it, send it and see how it goes. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/chelsea-vs-rangers/

He's already working for us soooo..... Maybe Jose is too on the quiet. Maybe he combines his Madrid roll with being our interpreter for our Portuguese speaking players and maybe Ranieri is the kit man and Scolari is the kit man adviser with Grant being the cleaner, Ray Wilkins the head cheff and Ancelotti now the new appointed club secretary. Fuck knows what's going on there. What a difference a year makes.

5 transfer targets have been approved by Hiddink... What actually is going on here? Just weird. Chelsea FC = Laughing stock and a shambles

So many idiots on this site, I'm ashamed of Roman and Chelsea today but i'm more ashamed and embarrassed that some of these cunts support my team. Plastic cunts.

If i had to say a name, i'd go for Jose. He wasn't manager for long but we won 5 or 6 trophies under him and he has blue blood imo. We woulda gone to the next level if roman hadn't decided to go n sack him.

Don't give a shit, he'll probably be gone by the time 2014 comes anyway. Whoever is mad enough to take this job, i wish you good luck.

Was gonna write something similar but that's spot on. Double winners 09/10 Premiership runners up 10/11 Sacked Are you fucking serious?! Shit club and i mean that.

ok since Carlo took over..... 2009/2010 played 38, won 27, drew 5, lost 6 2010/2011 played 38, won 21, drew 8, lost 9 soooo..... We've played 76, won 48, drew 13, lost 15 Lost 9 games this season, he's even picking his strongest team against Everton when the season's over and there's nothing to play for and loses, fucking pointless. 15 losses in 2 seasons, yet he's won the double and came 2nd. Strange.

didn't watch the game, whoever did must've been mad to do so. Anyway i take it we were shit again, goodbye Carlo. Was nice knowing ya.

I'm sure we'll wear the black like we did in the FA Cup.

Avram Grants 2008 silver medal specialists, who incidentally got knocked out of the FA Cup against Barnsley in the quarter final, would've been Jose's gold medalists if he stayed. He just took on what Jose left off but managed them slightly worse. We were on for history that season but 2008 will remain the most gutting season of my life supporting the Chels. And in the CC Final we lost it to Tottenham! and tbh we were battered throughout the whole game. We woulda won the lot if he kept Jose, i believe that. If Grant goes up stairs, good luck to him as long as he dont ever go back on the touchline for us. Hide him away

Cracking thread lol. Very entertaining. That pic from lum with the 4 guys with the trophy is the best, just hilarious

Attacking, you sure? Never heard of him anyway but then again i've not of most ppl in our transfer threads lol.

84 pages and 178 votes... Impressive

Read this on my phone and couldn't believe it. Saying positives about a ref and getting fined... fuck sake lmao you might as well just receive the fine by calling him and Man Utd fan boy wanker and be done with it. It's just crap, what can you say about a ref? Obviously nothing.

Was funny seeing Cardiff commit suicide today but Reading are as good as any team in that division and i thoroughly hope and believe they will come up. Yeah Swansea have Chelsea connections but i just don't agree with Welsh teams being in the English Premier League.

That was good, but this was better

I'll always love him. Even now he only ever speaks about his time with Chelsea. One our our best signings ever and scored some real classy goals.

It will be a shame to leave tho but we've won the league there a few times now and have endless memories from the Barca 4-2 and Man Utd 5-0 and of course the Wigan 8-0. Just feel as though we've given the Bridge a lot of great things so we can leave it knowing that we served it well. SB as a stadium is lovely, it looks good, modern and the shape and design is perfect, it just doesn't hold enough people or intimidate teams so i'll be fine if we move on. Probably wont happen for like 5 years anyway at the least though so no worries yet.

£50m? Maybe he was worth that in 2006 but fuck off..... He's probably worth about £15m now and how can they say looks likely to leave? Nobody will buy him for that much, probably not even City although tbh it wont burn too big a hole in their pockets. Can buy 2 good wingers and a creative midfielder for that.... fucking jokers.

We love Stamford Bridge, Arsenal fans love Highbury, Southampton loved their Dell, Sunderland loved Roker. Liverpool might be moving and look how famous their ground is for them, it's iconic. At the end of the day, we need a big ground with a huge capacity and a nice big spacious pitch to play modern football on because i'm certain we can fill 60,000, especially with the amount of fans we've gained since 2003 to the present day all round the world. We're a global brand now and the stadium needs to move with the times too. We need a fortress, a place to intimidate teams, where teams will say 'wow' and feel in ore of us. Teams come to SB and it's hardly scary for them or intimidating.... Chelsea 2003 - Present is a completely different brand to Chelsea pre 2003 and it's time we moved on despite how much we want to stay where home really is. Plus... I wanna go again tbh lol. I'd like us to move into a new home. Like from a nice house to a mansion. Just imagine what a stadium for a team owned by a multi billionaire would look like? We as a football club deserve to move to the next step. And that's a 60-70,000 all seater paradise of a stadium where we can rule the world ... Ok i'm going too far now lol but u know what i mean.

I'd love to throw my name forward but i do get spells when i cant come and my work hours are 12-7 which is bollocks tbh so i'm happy with just popping in n posting/ranting. I'm sure whoever gets the position would deserve it though. Got so many good members here and there's always someone here for anything. I can see this forum going on for a very long time.

Charles N'Zogbia is a class act but Newcastle sold him because of his attitude. He has good games, he has great games but also he very often hides and sulks. I reckon he'd be outstanding for us tho and i've been saying it a lot in the last few months, he's got a great FK, great delivery from set pieces and scores a fair share of goals. If Wigan go down, we must act quickly because he won't be that expensive. He's probably their highest earner too. Would i want Charles N'Zogbia to play for Chelsea? Yes.

Can't judge this game, i think we'll probably lose but not bothered really what happens. It's a friendly and a premiership warm down. Everton wont wanna lose at home in their final game sooo.... 2-0 to us

Can always rely on Arsenal to fuck up so there was never any doubt. I bet their fans are more pissed off that ours lol, we've only gone a year without a trophy.