Ollie

This is glorious, this is fucking hilariously funny, this is blackburn for fuck sake. I am categorically doing what the thread says. Laighing at Arsenal!

Yeah the times are tough, England - Georgia is at 7am after a night out tonight on the piss and then going to the pub for the double header of footy tomorrow. Gonna feel it big time. I hope we give Georgia a good hammering. Congrats tho, restricting the Aussies to just 2 pens is a great achievement. Woulda been nice to get a try tho.

So... Australia 6-15 Ireland

This would be an absolute tragic signing, i would actually cry if we signed theee single biggest cheat in world football. There's no chance of it happening i know but seriously this would be last and i mean very last player i want to see come to Chelsea. Despicable human being.

Think he's just taking the piss now out of boredom.

Maradona never won the Champions League either and Messi has already won 3. I hate this shit about what he's won too and the 'without Iniesta and Xavi he's nothing' i don't understand that at all. Makes no sense.

We can debate era's, positions, quality of team, quality of players around him giving him his service etc etc but the fact is, he's a genius and easily the best player of this generation.

Tired, shattered, happy because it's friday and amazed seeing Jonathan Trott hit 6's! Excited about this weekend.

It's the same red manc scum with just Ashley young and a worse goalkeeper. We have more changes than them so this "we have evolved and Chelsea are the same" is just shit. Smalling and Jones are hardly near the level of a fully fit in form Rio n Vidic. It's ONLY Young!

How good is David Luiz? Play him in midfield and we'll see just how good he is. I think he's brilliant but being a defender takes away some things from him even if he see's himself as a defender he bloody well aint one. Come on Boss, Carling Cup midweek, play about.

Haha quality. And surely everyone has a right to an opinion even if its a bit of a fucked up opinion. Just let the guy play fucking football, his twitter is irrelevant.

Got to have Brani at RB, i don't trust Bosingwa at all in a game like this. We really do need to buy another CB with a bit of pace. I'd probably chance the Alex-Terry partnership although it's slow, it's strong. Having Brani, Alex and JT could physically do em.

Stamping and kicking and being a dirty cunt was all good in 1986

My brother was a major JC fan, even used to have joecole10 as his password for everything lol but i did love him too. I've never really cared about players going to rival teams because that just happens in football, especially if he's released, what is he supposed to do? I still loved Poyet when he was a yid and i still even have a regard for Gallas because he was awesome for us and i appreciate all players that contributed for us which these players did. Good luck to the guy.

Just seen that assist, what a run! So good to see really because he's had such a bad 18 months. He did well to go to France and start a fresh. I'll never forget his contribution for us and i'll be happy to see him do well there.

Glad that they didn't miss it, fucking Man Utd reject (one of many). Can't complain, was blatant.

I wish we'd use him in midfield sometimes like in the CC to see what he can do there, he's such a great footballer but a rather dodgy defender. I seem to think his true potential isn't used when he's at the back. Ok... he's scored 3 goals for us playing at CB but he coulda had treble that. 2 of those goals were genuine class goals too, not from corners or scraps.

His tweets are so cute.

There's no doubt this guy can play at the highest level and he's ready to become a Chelsea regular. Arrogant, confident, cocky, exactly what we've lacked for a few years. He's ready.

Harsh thread title tbh for 2 managers that were great for us. Hiddinks time is up to be our manager anyway, his last chance was when we all thought he'd join in July or whenever it was. Jose may be back one day in 'some capacity' and i'd love it if he was back but not as manager because i want AVB here in 5 years time still going strong, aiming for his 3rd prem and 2nd UCL or something. The "In any Capacity" isn't really fair. Should be as Manager because i'd welcome both back to the club with open arms and Jose is a Chelsea Legend.

Will be nervous, will be in a pub, the same pub that i watched em all in last season, will be getting on it and will be satisfied with the 1-1 draw we get at the end of the afternoon to keep us on the mancs (both kinds) arses. 1-1 Hernandes, Torr...ah wait. Mata.

No Chelsea fan should have a bad word to say about him, full stop. Sure i've had a few in threads or spare of the moment things when he's been off the pace but nobody has contributed more to chelsea than him since i've been alive. He knows we all love him but he doesn't need this shit. He's 33, he knows his career is coming to an end, he knows he's not what he was 5 years ago or even 2 years ago. He doesn't need our threads to tell him it. He probably only has 2 years left and it'll be a real sad day when he retires.

There's no substitute for experience and there's too many threads being aimed against an absolute legend of our club. I don't think he should play every game but i aint gonna slate him over it. He came on today and looked pretty good. Passed well, tackled well, calmed it all down. He still has a place in the team but as we all know, not every minute of every game. Knowing what Lamps has done for us, these threads are upsetting to keep seeing. I'm sure Man Utd fans wouldn't be like this to Scholes of Giggs or even Gary fucking Neville. Could u imagine if Frank actually came on this site and saw threads having a go at him.... It's awful

Mata was the best player on the pitch. Fucking everywhere the guy, already the first name on the team sheet now.

This Man Utd team aint that great, they've played against a load of pansy's so far this season who are shit scared of them. We have a very strong squad to pick from even with Drogba and Essien out and we sure as hell wont lay down like the other teams have against them. The title is bollocks, just making them look like something amazing which they absolutely are not. It makes me angry seeing this big uping of this fucking team like we're some shit mediocre lot. We will not lose on Sunday, trust me.