Eidur the Spider

Not long now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pants on head retarded. Pulis did a great job last year and was rightfully manager of the season. I'm sure he will perform heroics at a struggling club again. Rinse and repeat.

Torres for Costa. Chicken shit for Chicken salad.

an absolute joy to watch. Can't wait to see more this season!

Very impressed with Ake. Cesc Fabregas really is smoother than glass.

Costa............Hazard............Cesc...............................MY BODY IS READY FOR THE SEASON TO START!

HOUSTON...WE HAVE A STRIKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2-0!!

COSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Couldn't give a rats ass about the super cup to be fair..

Not sure if posted but tonight's game is free to view on Chelsea TV if you register for the free Chelsea Fan Club.

This deal has my backing. Sign him!! I will contribute £10. The ball is in your court Roman.

Sporting the new home kit on hols in Cornwall last week. COME ON YOU BLUES!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Team to face Ferencvaros: Cech; Azpilicueta, Christensen, Zouma, Filipe Luis; Mikel, Ramires; Schurrle, Willian, Torres; Drogba. #CFC

Chelsea friendlies: More substitutions than an Asda home delivery

Greg O'Keeffe @GregOK · 12m A swift resolution! #Everton have agreed a deal for Christian Atsu on loan from #Chelsea, subject to a medical early next week. #EFC

Monaco are looking at Fernando Torres? I think they've left out the rest of the sentence which includes 'pointing' and 'laughing'.

Klopp about Hummels to Man Utd: "If that's not a bullshit story, I'll eat a broom stick" (via @SkySportNewsHD)” Hahahaha! Great banter!

FollowLee Parker‏@Leeparker_tvAsk and you shall receive. An exclusive interview with Diego Costa coming your way tomorrow on Chelsea TV & online

Bojan signs for Stoke City on a four year deal. Interesting to see how such a player handles a cold rainy tuesday night in......Stoke.

Mourinho is keen to see Bamford working alongside Costa & Torres but plans to loan him to continue his development #CFC (Evening Standard) Bamford made a big impression among #CFC coaching staff and is considered a genuine prospect for the first team in future (Evening Standard) QPR keen on luring Patrick Bamford from Stamford Bridge [on loan] #CFC #QPRFC (Evening Standard) Chuffed for the kid that he's made a good impression! Hopefully he can be our next breakout star. Don't send him to QPR though, Rio 'tweeting camelface' Ferdinand will infect him with his twat-like tendencies.