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Gary Lineker @GaryLineker · 17m Seems Remy is going to Chelsea. Thought Arsenal might have gone for him. Perhaps they did.

Amazing signing if true. Reminds me of the Anelka deal a few years ago. Makes so much sense its bloody awesome!!

HE'S GONE!! Best of luck Nando but seriously, you couldn't have stayed!

#Chelsea Club secretary David Barnard: "All I can say is Torres was at Cobham when I left yesterday. I have no idea what's happening." [sky] David Barnard: "Jose said he's happy with his squad but you can never say never in football." [sky]

I wouldn't say I hated Torres. I usually reserve my hatred for players of the opposite teams...having said that he just depresses the shit out of me. I remember countless games where he looked like he didn't give a damn about playing for us and was having one of those days. That shouldn't happen. What motivation does a guy need to play for a club as great as ours with the money he is on. I have had so many arguments with my dad about Torres, especially the last 6 months, but my usual line of discussion is, he doesn't damn well move, the amount of times I've seen Costa make darting runs into the NEAR POST (which Nando forgot existed) in only two games makes Torres' few years here look all the more dreadful. I appreciate his little glimmers of good form but that's the problem, they were always only little moments. The semi final goal, the europa league final goal, and his performance against Man City last season. I remember back to when I watched Chelsea vs Wigan a few yrs back, and it was 1-1 going into the last minutes, and all that was shouted around the ground was 'TORRES, TORRES, TORRES', everyone wanted him to come on, and boos for Drogba who was having a bad day. It's ironic that Didier gets a heroes welcome, and Fernando will be (hopefully) out of the club with a whimper. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he needs to go. End of.

beIN Sports Journalist @PhilippeGenin - "Agreement between Fernando Torres and AC Milan" #CFC

Talk Sports transfer expert guy (didn't catch his name) but he said Torres is pretty much confirmed. Could be in line to start Milan's first game of the season. I would assume this could be like the Mata deal, where someone signs very quickly to replace him.

I knew my boss was wrong when she said no to me taking leave to support Diego Costa. CURSES!!

Been at work til now, whats the latest?

Fernando Torres agent: "Milan is a great club. The meeting went well. Milan is a real possibility for Torres." #CFC #ACMilan

Sky Sports' Spanish expert Balague believes agreement on a fee for Torres is close, although he says the deal is not done yet. #CFC #ACMilan Milan have held talks with Chelsea over the transfer of Fernando Torres, according to Sky sources. #CFC #ACMilan Adriano Galliani hinted at a move for Torres this week, and the clubs have now begun discussions over a potential deal (Sky) #CFC #ACMilan

Please don't be another Bogarde..

Edin Džeko @EdDzeko · 5m Hahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. United.

A cancer is a bit much. Just a bad player...

Antonio Sanz, Fernando Torres' agent, contacted by the editors of MilanNews.it - No confirmation & no denial, a possible hint. #CFC #ACMilan

Torres still first choice for #ACMilan but now discussing alternatives unless he agrees to lower his salary. Italian club offering €3m/year.

We did Man Utd a favour by signing Veron. Let's not relieve them of Welbeck.

For some reason all I'm thinking about with this potential signing is....Kezman. Don't know why, just a feeling. I'd take Kezman NOW over Torres though!

Torres is only interested in making a permanent move on a 3-year deal & Milan are unlikely to meet #CFC’s minimum £25m valuation (Mirror) Chelsea appear unlikely to sanction a cut-price departure for Torres (Mirror) #CFC Chelsea have privately insisted they will not make any contribution to on-loan players’ salaries in the future. (Mirror) #CFC #ACMilan Dear Torres, From Talkchelsea.

L'Equipe reports Giroud could be out for 3 months with a broken foot. #AFC are looking at Alessio Cerci from Torino according to @DiMarzio.