Eidur the Spider

Outstanding performances recently. There's always been a Chelsea player where when he gets the ball and looks up I think 'shit we could score here, or at least have a great chance'. Zola was like it for me (my favourite player), Mata the same, now with Fabregas, that's the highest praise I can give him for how he's been playing. Bravo son, keep it up!

Great performance. Loved watching a match in full confidence for a change. Really happy for Traore! He wouldn't have got a sniff under Jose. Mind you if he was still in charge it would have stayed 3-0 with a drab second half. Baba was solid. Get well soon JT Costa is on fucking fire! Chuffed for Pedro, took his goals extremely well Fabregas is a joy to watch. MOTM for me. UP THE BLUES!!!

Great first half but my days are Newcastle shite. You can only beat what's in front of you. Notes: - GREAT GOALS. The finish from Costa from the first was excellent, his pass for Willian was gorgeous and my days that Pedro goal, something else and so happy for him. - Matic is playing well - Hope its nothing too serious for JT, but good to see Baba get some much needed minutes. - Whoever was chanting Mourinho just fuck off home yeah? Absolute disgrace. He was as big a part of our demise as any one of the players. So over it now. Great first half. I forgot how this felt. Happy days!!

Team to face Newcastle: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Fabregas, Matic; Pedro, Willian, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC NO OSCAR?!?! Get in there!

Guus says Diego Costa broke his nose in training yesterday. #CFC Guus expects Diego to be available for Saturday's game. He says the incident was an accidental one as he challenged for a header. #CFC

- Mikel Man of the Match by sone margin. Excellent performance, thought him and Cesc linked up brilliantly in the last 10. - Willian was great in the first half, hit and miss in the second. - Oscar can fuck off. Mata proved tonight he's twice the player he is and then some. Christ I miss him. - Hope Zouma is okay, cringed at that. - Diego fought hard today and deserves credit. - Selection was wrong from the start. Why play Oscar when Fabregas is there? Why no Hazard at home? Different game if we started more positively from the lineup. Anyways, this season is super weird. Up the chelsea.

Oscar doing his best 'I'll run straight at the defender and hope for the best' again. Such a creative, attacking force. Wow.

Playing Matic and Mikel set the tone for the game, sorry Guus I love you and all but you got that dead wrong. We should have started with Hazard, set our our intention and the fans would follow.

If we play Fabregas in a game like this, playing Oscar as well ESPECIALLY OUT FUCKING WIDE is ridiculous, a totally wasted position on someone who shouldn't be in the starting 11 in his right position. Man Utd focusing a lot of their attack down our right. I FUCKING WONDER WHY!?!? Mr New Contract maybe? Willian is player of the season by a country mile. Costa is trying with no service and being completely isolated. GET HAZARD ON. WIN THIS.

I didn't think I'd be too fussed with Jose going to Man Utd around the time he was sacked because, honestly, I was sick to the back teeth of his antics. But now this feels weird. Mixed feelings for sure. Man Utd fans, like most football fans us included, are fickle and they will take to Mourinho and his manipulating like if a manager who was successful but we hated came to us. I'd be interested to see the level of shit that Jose gets from our fans in particular, considering the stuff we've read/seen/heard around the likes of Lamps and Cech. Not saying that I want that to happen because a lot of the proudest moments recently as a fan has been our supporters positive responses to the aforementioned legends when playing against us and even bloody scoring (Lamps, grr!). It just feels weird, I don't know, just got this feeling in my water that this is what Jose wanted all along, and we at the time of returning, were some sort of short term fix before the stars were alligned for him to join United for whatever reason. I never believed he had a long term plan, everything he was doing at our club felt to the contrary. If he signs for United then fine, we let him go so if he gives them a couple of titles, gets angry and fired then that's what's going to happen. MORE IMPORTANTLY, I am worried about who we get during the summer, because next season is already shaping up as a blockbuster one from a managers point of view, and I can easily see Chelsea getting lost in the shuffle unless Roman and co get it bloody right. Apologies for the rambling, just had to get my thoughts down about this. Up the blues!

Paddy Power ‏@paddypower 4m4 minutes ago If Arsene Wenger had anything about him he'd sign Kim Källström again, just for a laugh.

Can't we just drop him off at the nearest Job Centre. Let them deal with it..

Conte it is then? Quite a lot of noise about him now. Don't really know what to think, time to do some research. All I've got so far is: He looks like a dodgy character.

I wonder if this means we have a replacement CB already lined up and done. Obviously this club does things ass-backwards so I'm sure we'll end up with Grant Hanley or some shit.

They are talking about this on the Press Pass on talksport and one of them came up with an excellent point. Considering it's unlikely that Chelsea will get European football, who will they get in to replace JT? Surely none of the big time charlie defenders will want to come with no euro football. All the more reason to give JT one more year, to work with Zouma and the new yank dude. Also hearing about how he was told not by the club but via his agent. Fuck sake lads, I swear we have the biggest cowards in our higher ranks at this club. We all should be celebrating an upturn but no, our powers that be decide to fuck it all up and create more mass hysteria. Happy fucking days. I know one thing for sure, those legendary chelsea away fans will be chanting for JT all fucking night on Wednesday at Watford and I can't fucking wait to hear it CAPTAIN. LEADER. LEGEND. DESERVES BETTER.

Chelsea just can't let me FUCKING celebrate can they? Fuck sake, I figured one more season then go to coach. But no, give Brana a year extra for no fucking reason and get rid of the Captain, Leader, Legend. I feel a bit sick.

Weirdly confident about Man City at home. Let's beat those Mancs and go on to lift the cup! COME ON YOU BLUES!!

So much love for this man, lifting the dark cloud over my beloved club. The way he handles the media, the players....brilliant. Put him upstairs once he's done managing, the guy is proper Chels!!

Thoughts: - Baba was great, especially going forward. -RLC was pretty brilliant too, his close control is excellent for someone so young. - Hazard with a smile on his face and kissing the badge, that made me very happy. Kick on, son. Top man. - Oscar scored three good goals and played very well, I'm big enough to criticise him so I should be big enough to praise him, played well! - Delighted for Bertand Traore. Played well and took his goal beautifully. Thank you Grandpa Guus for lifting the dark cloud over our club. WE MARCH ON!

Or his burial of that centre half for MK Dons, saying 'he's not really a player'. Ouch.

Listening to Mark Lawrenson is like having the grumpiest fucker in the care home I work at commentating. Absolute miserable cretin. Pension him off BBC. Like listening to paint dry.

Baba, Loftus Cheek and Hazard. Shut up and take my money!

Team to face MK Dons: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill Terry (c), Baba; Matic, Fabregas; Oscar, Loftus-Cheek, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

Welcome Pato! Clean slate, all of my support, lets get behind him and hope he gets scoring and performing. UP THE CHELSEAAA!!

Can someone tell me why Conte would be an ideal candidate. I know precious little about the man. Cheers!