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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! That looked in to me in live play. GET THE FUCK IN BOYS!

Good lord they have so much time and space on the ball. No pressure in the middle of the park.

Weirdly confident about this one. I think we'll turn up and win it. Preparing to fall flat on my face with that prediction though haha!

What an absolute mess this is eh? I've given myself a little more time to compose myself after yesterdays result but I think if it wasn't for the Porto game on Wednesday night he would be gone and rightly so. It's not only the results that have upset me this season. - His pig headedness and lunacy at keeping playing Cesc and Ivanovic in particular baffle me. What does Jose see that everyone else doesn't? It's similar to the Oscar scenario, I was a huge Juan Mata guy, was genuinely upset when he was sold to Manchester United and I still watch him with admiration even in that horrid red shirt. I think it's Mourinho's arrogance that worries me the most, he clearly believes he is right about the players he's playing and that pundits and fans don't know what they are talking about. Case and point last nights coverage, Alan Pardew before the game while doing good analysis said his team when they came to Stamford Bridge, singled out Ivanovic and got joy. He says that on tv, everyone agrees but one man. Jose Mourinho. I swear sometimes it feels like he looks down on the fans opinions with his persistent picking of these players. - His post-match press conferences. They irritate me beyond belief. I was walking the dogs with another football fan today and he summed it up quite perfectly when he said, 'Mourinho's press conferences used to be must-see because he was entertaining, now I feel like I can't take any more of his moaning'.That is what I am fed up with. He should have given Bournemouth credit yesterday, he didn't, I knew he wouldn't. Instead he whined and complained. Sick of it. - He has to go. It upsets me greatly to say this but my dad was one of the very few people who said when he was appointed 'I've got a bad feeling about this'. And he was right, yes yes we won the title and the league cup last season but when I reflect upon it, especially the second half of the season, did I enjoy it? did I feel too much pride in our performances in particular after the Bradford/ Spurs shambles. Not really. This has been coming since then,. the only difference being is that this time while we are playing poorly, we don't have a title on the horizon, we have a relegation fight to stay out of. It's depressing. Time to go mate. I am exhausted and tired exclaiming all the same issues week on week only for them to be ignored by the supposed special one. I am not a Jose hater by any means, and I love what he's done for the club overall, but it's time. Getting out of a mediocre group in the champions league shouldn't save him, we shouldn't have taken it down to the last game. You know what I'm worried about the most? is the fans doing another show of support on Wednesday night like they did against Kiev because let's face it, right now, Jose doesn't deserve it. Harsh but that's how I feel. Now I'm gonna go and watch some X-files and chill out. This season has got me wound up.

He won't be going anywhere unless we lose to Porto on Wednesday imo. It's a very realistic possibility on current form.

If he loses this he's gone. Simple as.

The problems are right in front of his FUCKING NOSE and he doesn't do anything about it. A bright young hope like RLC is ROTTING on the bench while Fabregas, Oscar and Brana steal a living. Enough now, I didn't think I'd say this but time to go mate. Time to go, he's grinding me down. It's emotionally exhausting exclaiming all the same issues every damn week with no changes. Enough. Fucking hell mate, what are you doing.

This might be a fucking rant. - Jose, thanks a fucking bunch for persisting with Ivanovic, Oscar and Fabregas, three gutless wonders who haven't got one ball between them. Shite. - Bringing Bertrand Traore on at the end shows everything to me, needless to say it'll be back to being lost in the youth shuffle for him seeing as he didn't perform in the few seconds he had. - I will NEVER understand why a manager will play no striker against Bournemouth, an absolutely fucking gutless decision and I could see it coming from the kick off that we were going to lose. - RLC is back in the doldrums and why?! because he dared to outplay the beloved Fabregas?! Fuck right off, the kid deserves better, he could galvanise this club. - Jose will be whining about the Bournemouth time wasting no doubt, giving no fucking credit to a team that actually were out there to play and win with the right football. FUCK RIGHT OFF. My dad and I both had enough watching this tripe, we predicted going a goal down, and we predicted losing at half time. I don't know how much worse this can get. FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS. I've had enough. I love Chelsea to death but this is absolute torture, the problems are right in front of him and he can't even see it. AAAAAAAAAARRRHGHGHGHGHGHG!!

Spent more time on the sun bed than he does tracking players. Dog shit. Is he playing in his fucking slippers?!

Absolutely disgusting performance so far from the players on the field and the manager for picking the team/formation. - Cesc is dog shit and doesn't want to be there. FUCK OFF HOME. Get RLC on. - Oscar is a waste of space right now, God only knows why he was ahead of Mata all the time, toothless in attack but it's okay he works for the team. Fuck off. - No striker against Bournemouth? Playing for a draw are we Jose? We should be 2-0 down. - Pedro playing well, nice to see Baba get a start, but Brana has to play of course, he is the Serbian Cafu in Jose's eyes. Nice to see you Tibo, great saves saving our ass. I am so pissed off at this season. Get rid of the deadwood and restore some pride. COME THE FUCK ON CHELSEA!!!!!!

BABA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ivan instead of Azpi??

No striker? Gutless decision. Just asking for trouble here. Ivanovic dances back into the team with a captains armband. Yay. Usually I am optimistic but fuck me that team. Hiding behind the sofa job I think.

Routine win. Pros: - Baba Fucking Rahman, what a gem of a player we have here, great assist and workrate throughout the game. Play him. - Willian the free kick jedi master at it again. Love him - Hazard looked good. - Some good saves from Bego Cons: - Oscar, scored but adds nothing to our attack for the majority of the games he plays. Pedro please. - Diego Costa, so fucking casual, no fight, Remy putting his body on the line at the end of an already won game speaks volumes. Drop him. Clown. - Terry injury. COME ON YOU BLUES!!

Zouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuma!!! Get in there!

Baba with ANOTHER amazing cross.

He's doing his best Torres impression. Fuck sake lad.

I didn't know Remi Garde did some refereeing on the side..

Ben Haim you plonker. Can't believe that guy played for us once.

Oscar is definitely the weak link of the three behind Costa.

I don't care if we scored a last minute winner off of someone's ass! WE FUCKING WON! YESSSSSSSSSS!!! Lets go up the league Chelsea!! :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf: :blue scalf:

Maybe because Ivanovic is so shit, Jose is trying to make the left back even shitter to make him look better? Im clutching at straws here, Fuck.

Please stop playing people out of position. Its annoying now. That being said best of luck Kenedy! Hope you knock it out of the park! Come on Chelsea. *gulps*

Ivanovic back and Kenedy at left back? Huh?

Team to face Norwich City: Begovic; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry ©, Kenedy; Matic, Fabregas; Pedro, Willian, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CFC

Nathan Redmond?