Eidur the Spider

Beat me to it! Haha! Haven't watched much of the guy barring Soton games against us.

I do hope the FA will throw the book at Roberto Martinez for his post-match comments, if they need any help, just pretend it's Jose saying it instead of him. Will work a treat. God I hate that prick Martinez. Total cretin and an absolute hypocrite.

I need a lie down. Bloody hell. Captain. Leader. Legend. COME THE FUCK ON CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Have that Martinez you prick!

TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Wait is this actually a thing that will happen?!

KENEDY!!!!!!!!!

Team to face WBA: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry (c), Azpilicueta; Mikel, Fabregas; Willian, Oscar, Pedro; Diego Costa. #CFC

A NEW FUCKING CONTRACT?!?!?!

Some sexy football on display. Happy days. Lets get another!

Back on topic. The actual game going on now. Great football from our boys so far, Costa looks well up for it, great link up play!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Great finish!

Great stream here: http://soccerembed.com/ch1.php

I'd love to see Bamford start this one.

Javi Martinez is new target for #CFC, who are going to present an offer to the Bavarian club in the next few days. (Mediaset) #FCBayern Hiddink is a big fan of Martinez because of his versatility and believes his winning mentality could provide a vital lift to #CFC squad (cm)

Chelsea could offer Patrick Bamford first-team chance despite failed loan spell at Crystal Palace. #CFC (Mail) Guus Hiddink is understood to have sought advice from Ray Wilkins after they worked together at Chelsea in 2009. #CFC (Mail) Ray Wilkins rates Bamford and suggested he stay, telling Hiddink that the forward can help solve their problems in front of goal #CFC (Mail)

I'd go with. Begovic Azpilicueta Cahill Zouma Baba Rahman Matic RLC Ramires Kenedy Pedro Remy -Bring on Traore for Pedro at half time if all goes to plan. Also give Aina a shot at right back for 20 odd minutes if we are in the clear.

Chelsea are closing in on the signing of Alex Texeira from Shakthar Donetsk. #cfc [Fichajes]

Chelsea lead race for #Lokomotiv Moscow forward Oumar Niasse. #CFC (Evening Standard) Chelsea could land Niasse for as little as £3.6m, although #CFC could have to battle with #EFC and #AVFC for the forward. (Evening Standard)

Me when Willian scored:

In Grandpa Guus we trust!!!!

THAT WAS FUCKING MARVELLOUS! Outstanding performance from all the boys today. I was absolutely delighted to be proved wrong. What a strike from Willian, great defensive display especially from Zouma and Mikel, and my word did Costa have his head on right today! UP THE BLUES! COME ON CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Outstanding play today, was phenomenal. Gets so much stick but in games like today he's invaluable. Really happy for the guy!

Excellent first half imo. Really enjoyed our play especially after the goal. Thoughts: - Apart from the goal Oscar has been by far the weakest of our front three, shows glimpses but not enough. Ta for the tap in though mate. - Costa played very well, no tantrums. Blimey, is Guus' chilled out approach working wonders? - Zouma is an absolute warrior. That tackle was like Ricardo Carvalho in his prime, I can't praise him any more than that because I loved Riccy! - Mikel has been excellent. Retains the ball so well in tight areas and has calmed down proceedings, lucky not to get booked though.. Come on Chelsea!

I have absolutely no idea why Oscar is preferred to Pedro. Oscar has been a charlatan for so long now, I can't take him seriously. Seems like John Obi is having a Chelsea career renaissance under Guus Hiddink. Not too annoyed or surprised by it, I don't dislike him as a player, he just never works to the tempo of the game, just plays the same way, like an old woman who drives 20mph if she's on a motorway or a busy high street.