Eidur the Spider

Traore, this is your moment mate!

Costa off. Ah shit.

Mikel taking one for the team there. Looked like a free kick at the other end for Willian...

Bring on Remy, he will do a Demba Ba....but with an offside flag

Kenedy is fearless going forward. As a winger he will be excellent for us. Showing the balls Hazard has lost.

Motta should be off then yeah? Hate that dude.

Di Maria. Play acting little rat!!!!! Couldn't cut it in the PL so went off to the minor leagues. PRICK!

Two PSG yellows for sure already FFS. Get control ref!

I try not to think about our defence.....too depressing haha!

Like I said. THEIR DEFENCE IS SO BEATABLE. COME THE FUCK ON DIEGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LETS BEAT THESE COME ON NOW!!

They ooze quality. We ooze shit running down our legs. What's annoying is that defence of theirs is so easily got at

Hazard with sulky looks but his output has been shocking for ages, don't look at others mate, those in glass houses!!

Now we will get the rest of the game with them diving and flopping around to get one of us sent off. Yay.

Ah well.

This is huge. I want to come away from this game and know that these players have given their absolute all in this game, be the warriors that I know they can be. Diego, be the big man for the big occasion, channel your inner Drogba and be an absolute fecking nuisance like I know you can be! COME ON CHELSEA! LET'S DO THIS THING!! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREFREEEEEEEEEE!!!

Stream if any one wants it: http://tv.moviesntvlive.com/bt-sport-europe-tv-live-stream-watch-bt-sport-europe-tv-channel-online-free/

Team to play PSG: Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic (c), Kenedy; Mikel, Fabregas; Pedro, Willian, Hazard; Diego Costa. #CHEPSG Kennedy at left back? Good luck kid!! Great to see Pedro, even better not to see Oscar! RIP THEM TO PIECES DIEGOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Creators of our own downfall there... Sigh, this bloody season. - Tibo made some great saves but bloody hell what are you doing for the goal? I'd consider giving Bego a go soon, I think he's getting too comfy. - Chuffed for Traore, fabulous finish. - Willian bossed it. - Oscar continues to steal a living. Enough with this talentless hack. - Why sign Pato? Money down the drain. Onto PSG, let's play properly for the full 90 yeah? UP THE BLUES!

Absolutely pathetic from Tibo there. Fucking hell mate flapping!

Haha! Super good of us to make it happen for him.

Why did we sign Pato again?

Willian is on fire. He's EVERYWHERE!

Sitting off here, great save from Tibo. Can't be standing off of Shaqiri like that!

Great finish from the young lad, you can see the confidence growing in him as Hiddink shows faith in his abilities, something he'd never have had if Jose had stayed. Well done Bertrand and hats off to Guus for not going with the same old this time.

Really want to see Pato and RLC in the second half.