Eidur the Spider

This boy is a bit special right?

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL! TRAORE YOU BEAUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our lord and saviour Mikel will dish out some defense splitting passes. HAVE FAITH IN THE ALMIGHTY!!

Team to face Stoke City: Courtois; Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ivanovic (c), Baba; Mikel, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Hazard; Traore. #CFC

Todays matchday programme is a tribute to Peter Osgood on the 10th Anniversary of his death. Looks great! I remember going to the West Brom away game a few days after he died, we won 2-1 and our fans were outstanding, singing Osgood's name all through the game!

Up to 8th as it stands! WOOP WOOP! Get in there Chelsea!

Rashford will make a good right back under Jose next season...

That was a FANTASTIC result. Brana, I take it all back mate....well some of it....well none of it....thanks for the goal though mate! Beautiful shitting bastard you! ONTO THE NEXT ONE!!

I TAKE IT ALL BACK BRANA YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD! TAKE THAT SOUTHAMPTON WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS flukey as fuck but I'll take it

Our defensive recruitment coming to bite us in the ass once again. Big bloody surprise.

Long scores. Christ Baba should be shot for that. Dreadful

Ugh against that cockgoblin Martinez. Greaat, mind you it'd be great to wind that fecker up with an offside goal in the 90th minute

Brilliant performance today, his link up play with Fabrepass in particular was great. Deserved a goal. Love his enthusiasm!

He scores when he wants!

Fabregas was absolutely amazing, flawless performance. Love it. Well played young man! Pedro a close second, he was so lively! Great to see, knew he'd come good! Traore the goal machine, chuffed for the kid! Onto the next round! COME ON CHELSEAAAAAAA!!!!

Fabregas and Pedro are OUTFUCKINGSTANDING today. Love their performances. Hazard so lazy! Apart from the assist he seems lethargic.

Simeone to Chelsea soon. (via @ertemsener) #CFC

Is that a reliable source? Heck of a development if true,.

Still don't think Arsenal will win the title, they were second best with 11 vs 11.

Kante is outstanding. Like a Essien/Makelele hybrid. Sign him in the summer please. Great away performance so far from Leicester. Not sure about the penno though, more a case of him running into Monreal than the other way round. Arsenal totally bottling this, no fight.

Great save by Big Pete. Thought that was in. Class