Official - AVB confirmed as Chelsea boss

[Rubber bullets 1,183]

We might as well try and get this guy as the manager since we cant get one at the moment:

[Henrique 9,133]

I'm done. Put Emelado as the head coach and start buying new players.

[Henrique 9,133]

Plus, Hiddink said that the is no contact between him and Chelsea is to avoid Turkish Federation reporting Chelsea for any illegal approach.

[Madmax 9,219]

Again :

This just proves that talk about having decided about sacking Carlo even if he won the league and having someone in mind midway through the season was bollocks.

Had that been the case, we would have announced a new manager by now. We're fumbling in the dark once again. Typical Chelsea.

[Sheva. 5,373]

I'm just sick of all this, if Hiddink does not want to coach us, then he should come out and say he's staying once and for all....

So we can hire Sparky or anyone else.

[Guest justin_3d]

As I been saying for some time, the board is stupid.

Our club is run by fools!

How can you fire a good coach like Carlo to not have an instant replacement?

And to make it worse, if they go for someone like Mark it will be even more stupidity from the club. Fire Carlo to get Sparky.....

[ZanSnake 1,211]

Chelsea Unveil Shocking New Manager!

After weeks of silence and speculation, Chelsea are set to unveil there new manager to replace Double-winner Carlo Aneclotti - says rumours.

The man set to be in the dugout for Chelsea next season, and for a rumoured five year contract, is the cape crusader and masked-vailant hero, BatMan, who after many years in the crime fighting business, wants to start a career in a new line of work, the change being the footballing world. Chelsea Chief Executive Ron Gourlay, said: 'After a long short-list, Chelsea football club and I are proud to be able to announce the appointment of the next manager in the next couple of days!'

Batman was rumoured as being Roman Abramovich's top priority after he watched Oscar-winning biographical film 'The Dark Knight' on a flight, and was interested with the gadgets used in the film. Other rumoured personel that was given the oppertunity of becoming the next Chelsea Manager was: Homer Simpson - who was added - as rumours has said - because Roman also has a fond love of doughnuts, Sooty - rumoured to have been a top possibilty due to the fact he is mute and is unlikely to speak against the club or Roman in press conferences, Charlie Sheen - Roman was - as rumoured - interested because of Sheen's 'Winning' mentality.

Batman has also, been rumoured, to have had the option of hiring his own assistant manager, which will be his loyal sidekick and fellow former crime fighter, Robin. But, it is all speculation at this moment, and only in due time is the truth to be unvield. Will the cape crusader bring justice to Stamford Bridge?

Maybe...

Source

:eyebrows:

[Peace. 4,352]

Source

:eyebrows:

Yes !!! We will finally be able to instantly buy some (average) players, just to emulate Liverpool !

[Ballancee 5]

Chelsea expect to re-appoint Hiddink and ex-assistant Steve Clarke

http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/news/2011/06/05/chelsea-expect-to-re-appoint-hiddink-and-ex-assistant-steve-clarke-102039-23180159/

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

'Ozegener also revealed that he was told that Hiddink informed the Turkey players that he would be leaving'

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11668_6985826,00.html

Good sign.

[termninja 5,290]

It would be nice to have Steve Clarke back

[Shane 2,275]

Theres a man that should have been given the managers job a long long time ago.

Hope to fuck Steve Clarke comes back.

[ack17 205]

Steve Clarke won't come back. He works well with Dalglish.

[Ballancee 5]

Steve Clarke won't come back. He works well with Dalglish.

And I'm the same opinion. Liverpool's progress is largely due to Steve and the leadership will hardly afford to lose him as a figure. Interestingly, it failed to make a difference in West Ham

[zolayes 14,489]

Chelsea expect to re-appoint Hiddink and ex-assistant Steve Clarke

http://www.people.co...02039-23180159/

a week old news

Steve Clarke won't come back. He works well with Dalglish.

agree with you

[ChelseaFanUK 1,014]

I still think if Hiddink had told the Turkish players hes leaving, one of them would of leaked at least some sort of info. In the same way Ujfalusi revealed Aguero told him hes going to Real Madrid. If we knew Hiddink was going on holiday (which turned out to be a charity event in Korea) why haven't we already agreed the compensation and flown to Korea to negotiate. Its not hard to agree the compensation now and know that when the target returns or whatever, you can enter straight into talks and get the deal done. With us still not having even got the compensation settled, I've a feeling that Mark Hughes or A.N. Other is definitely being considered and Hiddink is going to take DoF.

Thats my speculation

[Laylabelle 9,347]

And I'm the same opinion. Liverpool's progress is largely due to Steve and the leadership will hardly afford to lose him as a figure. Interestingly, it failed to make a difference in West Ham

Still managed to keep them up though

I'd love Clarke to come back and agree since he went to Liverpool then they started doing well...sadly lol but yeh doubtful be easy to get hold of him anyway

Fingers crossed things start happening or least if we dont manage to get Hiddick we have a back up plan in place otherwise our whole summer be spent trying get a Manager never mind players

[Slam Dunk 1,442]

Its not hard to agree the compensation now and know that when the target returns or whatever, you can enter straight into talks and get the deal done.

Had much past experience with major football transfers, have you? It's never going to be as clear cut as that. It's only early June. There's plenty of time to get this deal, as well as others, done.