The English Football Thread

[Magic Lamps 11,653]

19 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Arse backs are dropping like flies, wow

Good for us if they can hardly field a back four. We will need every luck tonfibish top4

Also Ole is bound to be found out at some point he really is not a spectacular coach just parknthe bus vs him FFS 

[Laylabelle 9,351]

3 minutes ago, Magic Lamps said:

Good for us if they can hardly field a back four. We will need every luck tonfibish top4

Also Ole is bound to be found out at some point he really is not a spectacular coach just parknthe bus vs him FFS 

Hopefully... 8 wins so far for him. Impressive start. 

[Vesper 28,774]

Just now, Laylabelle said:

Hopefully... 8 wins so far for him. Impressive start. 

Here are Manure's really tough EPL fixtures left

H  Victimpool

A Arse

H Shitty

H Chels

all at home save for the easiest one

 

Ours

A Shitty

H Spuds

A Victimpool

A Manure

 

We are  reversed

easiest at home

all the rest away

 

the game that will probably decide 4th (unless spuds just completely collapse)

Sat, 27 Apr

Manchester United

v

Chelsea

4:00 PM    English Premier League

 

 

 

 

 

[Laylabelle 9,351]

5 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Here are Manure's really tough EPL fixtures left

H  Victimpool

A Arse

H Shitty

H Chels

all at home save for the easiest one

 

Ours

A Shitty

H Spuds

A Victimpool

A Manure

 

We are  reversed

easiest at home

all the rest away

 

the game that will probably decide 4th (unless spuds just completely collapse)

Sat, 27 Apr

Manchester United

v

Chelsea

4:00 PM    English Premier League

 

 

 

 

 

Thing is that game isn't till April. 3 months away and anything can happen between now and then. So may not mean anything in terms of top 4. You'd hope so but they've played and way we've played..

Could be a gap gap by then. Hopefully in our favour! Still annoying its 3 points.. From 12 to 3! Urgh 

 

[Vesper 28,774]

Yes, I should have said MAY be for 4th. Many twists and turns before then.

[Laylabelle 9,351]

7 minutes ago, Vesper said:

Yes, I should have said MAY be for 4th. Many twists and turns before then.

The fact they've shot up the table is a unwanted twist! Won against Spurs..won at Arsenal. All a bit annoying now

Can Jose come back?! 

[Vesper 28,774]

20 minutes ago, Laylabelle said:

The fact they've shot up the table is a unwanted twist! Won against Spurs..won at Arsenal. All a bit annoying now

Can Jose come back?! 

I have the perfect place for Mo.

Fenerbahçe

Ersun Yanal got hired in December and is having a shit start, Mo could come in for 6 months and save their arse

They are the biggest team in Turkey, have never been relegated and in danger now.

Deffo a pretty big club, in last ten years they have made quarterfinals and semifinals in the CL and the EL

Moses just went there, so a player Mo knows

Intimating as hell 50,000 seat Şükrü Saracoğlu stadium 

 

 

[Vesper 28,774]

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[Vesper 28,774]

De Bruyne is deffo recovered, my dog, I forgot just how good a passer he is for a minute.

[Sideshow Luiz 2,310]

41 minutes ago, Vesper said:

De Bruyne is deffo recovered, my dog, I forgot just how good a passer he is for a minute.

Sigh.  Another longing for getting him in to our midfield with Salah on the RW.  2 positions we are in need of.

     Hazard - Higuain - Salah

 De Bruyne - Jorginho - Kante

Emerson - Luiz - Rudiger - Azpi

                     Kepa

Good lord.

[Vesper 28,774]

LOLOL

about 20 minutes ago

As usual the absolutely SHIT Otamendi almost gives away a cheap goal

it was criminal he made the All EPL team last year.

[Vesper 28,774]

3 minutes ago, Sideshow Luiz said:

Sigh.  Another longing for getting him in to our midfield with Salah on the RW.  2 positions we are in need of.

     Hazard - Higuain - Salah

 De Bruyne - Jorginho - Kante

Emerson - Luiz - Rudiger - Azpi

                     Kepa

Good lord.

and on queue he scores, lolol

[Vesper 28,774]

Shitty are going to chase down Victimpool, as long as Fernandinho and De Bruyne stay healthy

[Vesper 28,774]

They are already the deepest club by far in the EPL, and Pep is freaking out over losing de Jong, so expect more incoming

they REALLY want de Ligt (good luck with that, Barca is by far front-runner again)

I am sure they go for a true backup or maybe replacement LB

and obviously, most important at all, a backup and soon replacement for Fernandinho

 

[Vesper 28,774]

10 minutes ago, Sideshow Luiz said:

Sigh.  Another longing for getting him in to our midfield with Salah on the RW.  2 positions we are in need of.

     Hazard - Higuain - Salah

 De Bruyne - Jorginho - Kante

Emerson - Luiz - Rudiger - Azpi

                     Kepa

Good lord.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

just when I sorta had those cunt sales out of my head a bit (or at least in denial of hate, lolol)

FUCKING BOARD

 

[Vesper 28,774]

4 nil

De Bruyne again (but might be OG)

[Alabama 1,992]

10 minutes ago, Vesper said:

They are already the deepest club by far in the EPL, and Pep is freaking out over losing de Jong, so expect more incoming

they REALLY want de Ligt (good luck with that, Barca is by far front-runner again)

I am sure they go for a true backup or maybe replacement LB

and obviously, most important at all, a backup and soon replacement for Fernandinho

 

I dont know why they werent in for Paredes...maybe Pep is not rating him...just the ridiculous price tag...Ruben Neves would be astronomical for them...

[Vesper 28,774]

14 minutes ago, eemanyooel said:

I dont know why they werent in for Paredes...maybe Pep is not rating him...just the ridiculous price tag...Ruben Neves would be astronomical for them...

Yep, Wolves told them £100m, Pep said fackkk off

I get feeling they will end up paying £75-80m and getting him

I listed Paredes as an option for them long before we were linked, and de Jong and Rodri

I would take Neves over all (for THAT one position)

atm (and this will shock many, as I am such a rigid ageist in terms of 30yo plus and performance drop)

the best DMF in the world (as Kante is no longer playing it)

is Fernandinho

obviously in terms of taking any player, Neves would be it, due to age