The English Football Thread

[Vesper 29,125]

Just now, Fulham Broadway said:

He'd spill the Martinis and drop the cigarettes

I was thinking that as soon as I posted!!!!!

[Johnnyeye 7,453]

Just now, Vesper said:

what was kinky about that?

everyone has sex

and many have butlers

lolololol

i meant your previous post lol

[Vesper 29,125]

Just now, Johnnyeye said:

i meant your previous post lol

well, most woman, lesbi or straight, use a dildo at times (or some other toy)

 

[Vesper 29,125]

lolol

the Toffee punters on this chat:

Silva out Big sam in  

[Johnnyeye 7,453]

2 minutes ago, Vesper said:

well, most woman, lesbi or straight, use a dildo at times (or some other toy)

 

true, no shame on that

[Vesper 29,125]

Shameful Everton performance

[Vesper 29,125]

First time ever that Kane, Alli, Eriksen, and Son have all scored in same game

[Unionjack 7,531]

Cheers guys. Needed that. Made me giiggle.

[communicate 2,703]

10 hours ago, Special Juan said:

No matter what you think of Spurs they are very good.

Kane is immense, the full backs are energetic and the misfiled lads are both high in quality and very effective.

I hate to say this but they look a ten fold better than us.

This, people don't think spurs teams is good enough lol They have a better squad than us. I don't know how people don't see that. Imo we have the 5th best squad in the league above arsenal. 

[communicate 2,703]

Not surprised with united big win. It is very simple pick by solkjaer, play my best player in their best position and just play. 

 

[Vesper 29,125]

2 hours ago, communicate said:

Not surprised with united big win. It is very simple pick by solkjaer, play my best player in their best position and just play. 

 

I have a really bad feeling they are going to go on a tear now

2 of (I do admit they were the last of of the 12 players I would dump off that team in a complete cleanout) the MF'ers I picked to sell may turn themselves around

Ander Herrera and Andreas Pereira

[communicate 2,703]

1 hour ago, Vesper said:

I have a really bad feeling they are going to go on a tear now

2 of (I do admit they were the last of of the 12 players I would dump off that team in a complete cleanout) the MF'ers I picked to sell may turn themselves around

Ander Herrera and Andreas Pereira

They will go on a tear due to motivation to prove Mou wrong and because they have really good player. It is that simple. 

This United has title contender squad quality, better than us. 

[Vesper 29,125]

20 minutes ago, communicate said:

They will go on a tear due to motivation to prove Mou wrong and because they have really good player. It is that simple. 

This United has title contender squad quality, better than us. 

Not till they fix massive holes

at 

CB (so fucked)

AMF (weak)

RW (pretty fucked)

and flat track bully boy DonkeyLu starts banging them in again

 

It wont happen, BUT if we added

CF Haller or Jovic,

RW Pepe 

LB Firpo

we are better than all but top 2  (Shitty and Victimpool) and miles beyond Manure

Man U cannot go THAT far due to horrid CB situ and poor winger play other than Martial

plus Lukaku slump

though, unlike Morata and Giroud, he will pull out of it 

 

there is no way I would trade teams with Manure, especially if Hazard didnt have a cocked-up contract issue

we have (well now it is bit more fucked as contracts are running out) almost 2/3rds of a bloody billion quid in expendable players to sell

and massively remake our club back to a CL winning side

Manure has nowhere near that much that can be raised by slashing their deadweight

Only players I truly covet of theirs is Martial (for our CF) and Pogba (I dont care what the haters say, he is a fucking badass player) and MAYBE maybe Fred (to replace Kovacic if he went back this summer to Real, although there are MANY other MFers I would take before Fred, it is just he is far from shit is all I am saying)

the rest can go sod off

[Special Juan 27,482]

4 hours ago, communicate said:

Not surprised with united big win. It is very simple pick by solkjaer, play my best player in their best position and just play. 

 

Players want fucking shooting the toss pots, totally proved they downed tools for JM and despite who they are that is fucking not on ay any level.

It happens but it disgusts me.

[Vesper 29,125]

Great read.....

Slavisa Jokanovic eager for return to management just 5 weeks after Fulham sack

EXCLUSIVE: Jokanovic on what went wrong at Fulham, having a rare Christmas off with his family and more

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/slavisa-jokanovic-eager-return-management-13761147

[Vesper 29,125]

 

[Unionjack 7,531]

20 minutes ago, Vesper said:

 

He really was a big UNIT.

[Laylabelle 9,396]

8 hours ago, Special Juan said:

Players want fucking shooting the toss pots, totally proved they downed tools for JM and despite who they are that is fucking not on ay any level.

It happens but it disgusts me.

Yep. Ours have done it enouhj times. Hopefully won't be happening anytime soon. Just so disrespectful. No excuse. Don't want to play for manager do it for the fans who turn up week in week out.