Chelsea Officially Signed Willian

[Gilvorak 3,734]

A player that's only scored 40 goals in 250 appearances is not going to play as a striker lol.

He's never even scored 10 goals in a season despite playing in a garbage League for 4/5 years.

[Duppy Conqueror 1,526]

ever since i heard of his name a few years back i thought of The Smiths song:" William,It was really nothing."

so let`s see who can convert the lyrics into a terrace song in his honour and to rip the piss out of Spurs.

here are the original lyrics in black..my "remix" is bolded next to it

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town The pain falls hard on the Tottenham slums
This town has dragged you down Those slums have dragged you down
Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town Oh,the pain falls hard on the Tottenham slums

This town has dragged you down Those slums have dragged you down

and everybody's got to live their life
And God knows I've got to live mine
God knows I've got to live mine

William, William it was really nothing
William, William it was really nothing
It was your life ...

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say : How can you stay with Levy who`ll say:
"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ? would you like to carry AVB?
"And if you like you can buy the ring" and if you like you can play on the wing
She doesn't care about anything we won`t win anything
Would you like to marry me ? would you like to carry AVB?
And if you like you can buy the ring and if you like you can play on the wing

I don't dream about anyone - except myself ! i don`t dream about anything except 4th place.
Oh, William, William it was really nothing
William, William

[1chelsea 864]

Page 68 when I last check came back few hour time page up to 82 am confuse did we sign willy or are planning on signing him??

[1chelsea 864]

ever since i heard of his name a few years back i thought of The Smiths song:" William,It was really nothing."

so let`s see who can convert the lyrics into a terrace song in his honour and to rip the piss out of Spurs.

here are the original lyrics in black..my "remix" is bolded next to it

The rain falls hard on a humdrum town The pain falls hard on the Tottenham slums

This town has dragged you down Those slums have dragged you down

Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town Oh,the pain falls hard on the Tottenham slums

This town has dragged you down Those slums have dragged you down

and everybody's got to live their life

And God knows I've got to live mine

God knows I've got to live mine

William, William it was really nothing

William, William it was really nothing

It was your life ...

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say : How can you stay with Levy who`ll say:

"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ? would you like to carry AVB?

"And if you like you can buy the ring" and if you like you can play on the wing

She doesn't care about anything we won`t win anything

Would you like to marry me ? would you like to carry AVB?

And if you like you can buy the ring and if you like you can play on the wing

I don't dream about anyone - except myself ! i don`t dream about anything except 4th place.

Oh, William, William it was really nothing

William, William

Greedy guy or a selfish dream I will call you

[John1611 77]

KDB should request loan asap, 50% playtime and even less is a waste of time here

If he does he should go to a club in the PL. Didn't do Lukaku any harm going to West Brom. It will help him become acclimatised to the English game

KDB will stay. He's not going.

[communicate 2,703]

For people who have watched Willian plays.

Is he more of a right or left winger?

Is he more of a winger or an am?

[Duppy Conqueror 1,526]

Greedy guy or a selfish dream I will call you

Yoda,you talk like.

[1chelsea 864]

Greedy guy or a selfish dream I will call you

Yoda,you talk like.

Did we sign him or trying to ??

[Zoro 151]

Did we sign him or trying to ??

Jose pretty much confirmed Willian chose us over Tottenham. Both Chelsea and Tottenham have had bids accepted by Anzi. Just needs a medical then contract. Should be confirmed next week.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

Can't wait till the inevitable player revolt. One of Mata, Oscar, KDB will force a transfer in January.

they wont

[Hutcho 8,443]

Ya why can't we have Kalou, Benayoun, and Meireles instead.

I like the way you missed out the most important part of the sentance.

[ulsterchelsea 3,221]

KDB should request loan asap, 50% playtime and even less is a waste of time here

complete nonsense