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1) Satchmo...a.k.a Louis Armstrong ,is impossible not to really..you might want to fight it but resistance is futile. listened to some of his records earlier.

2) a phonecall i just had..the number at my latest place must be close to a chinese takeout..phone rang and a voice came over "i`d like to order a chinese please" i`m in a take the piss kind of mood so i just replied "certainly sir, would you like a boy or a girl?" the guy was like "huh? pardon" haha. think he`ll be dialing more carefully next time. wasn't the first time i`ve had people phoning me for a meal but when they request "a chinese" it`s just too easy..

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I was doing a poo with my bathroom door open (it was awfully smelly), and then my cat walked in, and oddly, began purring louder than he's ever purred in my company before, and started rolling around on the floor (him, not me.)

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seeing Torres score the other day and oh yuh reading citeh forum, they are slowly turning into manure scums, the arrogance is going of proportion, i love for them drop out of the top 4 next season, little cunts think they all sudden better then us in every way and will be for years to come!

anyways, hulk is signed on ESPN confirmed! i love RUsssians

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This I just worked out;

Hulk, Hazard and Marin have cost Chelsea just £2m more than Downing, Henderson and Carroll cost Liverpool...

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This quote made me smile and boy i'm gonna use this a lot, starting with my Facebook when Hulk is confirmed. Kenny Dalglish = Legend.

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