The Pub - Discuss Anything

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I got it right when I was in primary school. Fucking Scots, I tells you.

Go ahead, try to solve it.

Here's a big hint: As long as the man stays in the boat, the boat can go to a bank that has one or both of the girls without the woman. Same with woman and the two boys.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Alphabettical order

Fuck you.

Got another one for you then... a rooster lays an egg on the very top of a slanted roof, which side does the egg roll off?

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

What have the Scottish given to the world?

That's the order you believe numbers ascend in?

They actually go like this:

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

No Stingray got it right. Alphabetical order.

SCOTLAND 1 AUSTRALIA FUCKING 0

[whatthemata 249]

SCOTLAND 1 AUSTRALIA FUCKING 0

Bye Bye@,

[Stingray 9,441]

Fuck you.

Got another one for you then... a rooster lays an egg on the very top of a slanted roof, which side does the egg roll off?

Rooster doesnt lay eggs.

Hazard you again.

[Strike 7,474]

Fuck you.

Got another one for you then... a rooster lays an egg on the very top of a slanted roof, which side does the egg roll off?

Roosters lay eggs?

edit: Ah, the Belgian beat me to it

[Stingray 9,441]

Bye Bye@,

They still have bigger penises in Auqtralia you know! Remember that chart I put up?

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Damn you Stingray , your obviously too clever for this shit. You too Strike

[Stingray 9,441]

Bye Bye@,

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Also:

[Spike 12,049]

No Stingray got it right. Alphabetical order.

SCOTLAND 1 AUSTRALIA FUCKING 0

Bye Bye@,

Fucking Scots don't even undertand when they are being insulted. They think it's a victory for their 'nation'. Remember what I taught you about all your national symbols, Ryan?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

[Dion 2,476]

Speaking French again? Oh querido, Oh querido.

[Stingray 9,441]

Ow look at China!!

[Spike 12,049]

YES I AM TALLER THAN THE AVERAGE AUSSIE MALE

AND I HAVE A LARGER PENIS THAN THE AVERAGE AUSSIE MALE

I am practically a god.

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

Fucking Scots don't even undertand when they are being insulted. They think it's a victory for their 'nation'. Remember what I taught you about all your national symbols, Ryan?

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

I probably should remember but I don't

Anyway Stingray if you get this one i will stop

In a small cabin in the woods, two men lay dead. The cabin itself is not burned but the forest all around it is burned to cinders. How did the men die?

[Strike 7,474]

Wtf? India is so less?