The Pub - Discuss Anything

[Amblève. 4,995]

@We Hate Scouse, are you still crying over your heart which I stole from you?

More likely over the Eesti klaviatuur you never paid him for

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

I have a goatee too, it makes me look manly and covers my insecurities

haha that reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJpT6tKVDg

[The only place to be 11,313]

Well,does not matter, he will improve.

But whiel he shows professionalism on the pitch putting in mature displays, this could be a problem

http://www.spiegel.d...l-a-860001.html

german journal "spiegel" reporting him complaining about the language and the lack of "warmth" and "atmosphere" in Germany, where people do not laugh a lot and only seriously discuss. LOL if we wouldn't be serious about tactics,we wouldn't be proper Germans, haha. He goes that far, indicating he would be unhappy, cos he does not like this. Should be more professional about this.

Well, i understand fans have not been glad about his statements. He has apologised for that knee-jerk reaction already, but he is not too wrong. In Northern Germany, people are very reserved towards strangers and rather stick with one's kind, whereas in Western and esp Southern Germany, where I live, people are really friendly, open and cheerful.

You should email him the 'Best of German Comedy' DVD.

I'm sure he's got a spare 3 minutes - he could watch it twice.

[Rmpr 8,977]

@, you realise if we dont qualify on Wednesday it is all your fault right?

[Jase 43,479]

@, you realise if we dont qualify on Wednesday it is all your fault right?

Err...why is that??

No change in avatar??

[Rmpr 8,977]

Err...why is that??

No change in avatar??

Yep!

I wouldnt change it though, I liked it. However, it would be all your fault.

[Jase 43,479]

Yep!

I wouldnt change it though, I liked it. However, it would be all your fault.

Have changed the one on Twitter!

[Magic Lamps 11,692]

You should email him the 'Best of German Comedy' DVD.

I'm sure he's got a spare 3 minutes - he could watch it twice.

Yeah and he could memorize the encyclopedia of English cookery simultaneously.

[Stingray 9,441]

Yeah and he could memorize the encyclopedia of English cookery simultaneously.

Humm tasty! :ph34r: :ph34r:

[The only place to be 11,313]

Yeah and he could memorize the encyclopedia of English cookery simultaneously.

Doesn't England have some of the best restaurants in the world?

Or is this the famous German humour?

[Stingray 9,441]

Doesn't England have some of the best restaurants in the world?

Or is this the famous German humour?

Or even put some really underestimated - very underground- Belgian sarcasm in the mix ....

[Muzchap 8,966]

You should email him the 'Best of German Comedy' DVD.

I'm sure he's got a spare 3 minutes - he could watch it twice.

Actually Magic Lamps is right, Southern Germany (Bavaria) and Salzburg have a good sense of humour, it's just the rest of 'boring' Germany that gives them a bad name

Trust me - I'm teaching the guys hundreds of English jokes and they love em... As Salzburg is so small I'm actually getting locals in the bar telling me English jokes I told to my work mates

KDB should have gone to South Germany

[Muzchap 8,966]

Yeah and he could memorize the encyclopedia of English cookery simultaneously.

Lol Bavarian food and English food = identical

Also, when you guys diss English food, I like to remind you of how many Michellin starred Chefs England has vs Germany

But trust me there's nothing between Bavarian and English 'home cooked' food - both like meat, potatoes (kartoflen) and veg...

[Milan 17,955]

Sitting in a library, I was browsing some videos and found this. It gave me goose bumps straight away.

I could watch it over and over again.

[Liquidator 5,176]

This place is dead without cap. He was like the retired old man who just sat in the pub all day talking to anyone about anything.