The Pub - Discuss Anything

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Yes yes. Drink too much at first and then *ahem*.

The rest as they say is history.

Story of my life..

[Spike 12,049]

Woah, I was incredibly drunk last night. I didn't want to get so wasted.

[manpe 10,861]

Please don't.

I slept for about 11 hours today First time I've slept this much. Surprisingly I feel tired.

Can you beat my record of 20-21 hours of continuous sleep?

[Spike 12,049]

Can you beat my record of 20-21 hours of continuous sleep?

Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.

[manpe 10,861]

Yes. When I was ill at the end of last year I slept about 20 hours a day for a few weeks. A nasty virus that prevented me from eating, back and neck cramps and viral fatigue sydrome left me 10 kgs lighter and several shades whiter.

Well i wasn't sick and i didn't ask you. Now back off, the record is mine, it's one of the greatest life achievements one can ask for.

[Spike 12,049]

Well i wasn't sick and i didn't ask you. Now back off, the record is mine, it's one of the greatest life achievements one can ask for.

manpe has sand in his vagina.

[manpe 10,861]

manpe has sand in his vagina.

And it's making manpe grumpy, real grumpy

[Spike 12,049]

And it's making manpe grumpy, real grumpy

Then just sleep it off.

[manpe 10,861]

Then just sleep it off.

I'm trying but i can't put the phone out of my hand

[Spike 12,049]

I'm trying but i can't put the phone out of my hand

Throw the phone at the wall. That'll learn it.

[manpe 10,861]

Throw the phone at the wall. That'll learn it.

Spike i love you

[Spike 12,049]

Spike i love you

Why is it that only men fall in love with me? It's all well and good to be loved but I'm not gay. Why don't women fall in love with Spike?

[manpe 10,861]

Why is it that only men fall in love with me? It's all well and good to be loved but I'm not gay. Why don't women fall in love with Spike?

There are many forms of love, i have brotherly love for you. And speaking about women, you could help me pick out sand from my vag if that helps.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Why is it that only men fall in love with me? It's all well and good to be loved but I'm not gay. Why don't women fall in love with Spike?

Just sleep it off Spike

[Spike 12,049]

Just sleep it off Spike

That might cure what ails me.

[Milan 17,862]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp9RTApabDE

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

[Amblève. 4,995]

@Kez' sig is MUCHO PORNO!