Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Planning on going to one?Are you kidding? Of course I am. They promised they'd help me discover my inner goddess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowan_Osborn 58 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Are you kidding? Of course I am. They promised they'd help me discover my inner goddess.The lies we tell to women to convince them that gyrating up against a pole is good for them. Make sure you oil up, can get bad friction burns off those poles. Naked Mole Rat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanicus 5,208 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I hate to sound racist but I have yet to meet a Turk, online or in person, that wasn't insanely patriotic/jingoistic.This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 The real reason Alex banned capriccioso was because he refused to join the 'Talk Chelsea managers league'.Haha, it wasn't me that banned him in fairness (I don't even know who it was...), but that was part of the justification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 The way those fenherbace fans were going on I'm surprised they didn't take Jim Alex kez and sh0n3x hostage and post a video telling us that they will be killed unless Chelsea sell Raul meireles to them in the next hour Kez and capriccioso 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Double post. In other news I had a dream that we won the league at white hart lane capriccioso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Double post. In other news I had a dream that we won the league at white hart laneWhat the fuck is a 'white hart lane'? Surely you don't mean 'Three Point Lane'? OneMoSalah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,967 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 What the fuck is a 'white hart lane'? Surely you don't mean 'Three Point Lane'?or Shit Cunts Lane. Kezza 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 or Shit Cunts Lane.I'd rather go there and get three points over getting a shitty cunt. CHOULO19, OneMoSalah and We Hate Scouse 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Fuck me, more than 700 people are watching the Meireles to Fener thread! capriccioso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kezza 1,965 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Joined the twitter bandwagon to see what the fuss was about..Waste of time. All I'm doing is sitting at the computer wondering what to tweet, only one person is following me and I dont think he'll give two fucks about what I tweet tbh.Maybe I can steal xPetrCechx's job? Barclays PL News @BarclaysLeagueMeireles set for Chelsea exit: Fenerbahce has announced it is in talks to sign Chelsea midfielder Raul Meireles. We Hate Scouse and Blue-in-me-Veins 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,348 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Fuck me, more than 700 people are watching the Meireles to Fener thread!699 of them are Turkish.... capriccioso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 699 of them are Turkish....Is the 700th Portuguese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,348 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Is the 700th Portuguese?No the 700th is my nan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 No the 700th is my nan.Is your nan Portuguese by chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,348 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Is your nan Portuguese by chance?Possibly, her origin is unknown... dave30 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Possibly, her origin is unknown...She might have changed when you weren't looking. These things happen you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,348 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 She might have changed when you weren't looking. These things happen you know?Well she's always dressed in a burkha so its possible. I don't even know if its my nan to be honest..... capriccioso 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Well she's always dressed in a burkha so its possible. I don't even know if its my nan to be honest.....Burkha eh? I knew you were from Bradford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 This.A very easy way to irritate them is to always call Istanbul by its pre-Turk name, Constantinople. They go to pieces if you refuse to call it Istanbul Melanicus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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