Leif 6,006 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Regarding my 'nut' problem - It's been happening since I... well, you know. Did 'the deed'.How awkward to be talking about this on a Chelsea forum. Probably just pulled a muscle or some shit. I'll get the doctor to take a little poke at it. (She's a lesbian [i think] female. How lucky.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duppy Conqueror 1,543 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 nah it`s not mate,we as anonymous on here as we wanna be..it`s safer than talking to a catholic priest through a grid..by deed you mean a sexual act or a shit? either way it could be you`ve strained something..i`ve had the kind of symptoms that you speak of before..atleast in the nuts..it was because i had taken too many pills..had a "freeze" on my nuts with it tho too. get it looked at. doctors have pretty much seen it all.. We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDA 9,941 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Regarding my 'nut' problem - It's been happening since I... well, you know. Did 'the deed'.How awkward to be talking about this on a Chelsea forum. Probably just pulled a muscle or some shit. I'll get the doctor to take a little poke at it. (She's a lesbian [i think] female. How lucky.)Trust me mate the body is a complicated bit of kit. I suffer all sorts of weird niggle and pains and most of the time as soon as i feel something is wrong i find myself googling it and then panicking from what i find. 9 times out of 10 it is nothing. If you are worried about it the best thing you can do is take a trip to the docs and put whatever worry you have to rest. By the way if you didn't wear a life jacket when sailing the river flange then it is always best to go and get tested if you aren't sure about the girl or mans status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 @Solonapoli,you have no balls. None, zilcho, zero, nothing between your legs.http://www.businessinsider.com/no-balls-insult-made-illegal-by-italian-judge-2012-8 We Hate Scouse 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 OFF TO THE PUB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Which beer? Better not be that Fosters shite.... Fosters is disgraceful. It's not sold in Australia, thank fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Fosters is disgraceful. It's not sold in Australia, thank fuck.It is...but you really have to look for it. It is so uncommon that it may as well not be sold here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 It is...but you really have to look for it. It is so uncommon that it may as well not be sold here.Carlton Draught for me and I'm happy as can be.You're an XXXX man, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Carlton Draught for me and I'm happy as can be.You're an XXXX man, no?I hate XXXX so much I'm offended that you think I'm a XXXX man.My usual brews are VB or Toohey's Extra Dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I hate XXXX so much I'm offended that you think I'm a XXXX man.My usual brews are VB or Toohey's Extra Dry.Toohey's over XXXX?You may as well be a New South Welshman I don't like VB, it's too bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Toohey's over XXXX?You may as well be a New South Welshman I don't like VB, it's too bitter.No one drinks XXXX. It's brewed by Carlton anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 4-X is Queensland's drink for BIG BURLY QUEENSLANDERS. Us effeminate Welshie's can't handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capriccioso 2,545 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Now that's a fucking huge tuna. 271 cm long, 272 kg in weight.That's a lotta John West cans Liquidator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChelseaKid10 35 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I like TITS FormerRussianSpy and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoSalah 8,886 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I AM BACK, THE BITCH HAS TURNED THE INTERNET ON. VICTORY IS MINES!!!! capriccioso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusek 2,031 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 (edited) Finally back home after three weeks of military service. That shit will end in January. I have missed Chelsea's all three PL matches and I've been only able to watch the results, which sucks, but I'm extremely happy that we have won all of them. Now I'm off to watch the highlights. And hey, game tonight! Fuck yeah! Wtf!? We've signed Azpi and Moses! Awesome! Edited August 31, 2012 by Jusek Strike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Finally back home after three weeks of military service.Military service is such a pointless thing.Welcome back to reality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidator 5,176 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 I need a barrel of Jack Daniels to drink away my sorrows Rowan_Osborn and We Hate Scouse 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amblève. 4,995 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Can you see my signature pic or just the "Posted Image" thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naked Mole Rat 437 Posted August 31, 2012 Share Posted August 31, 2012 Can you see my signature pic or just the "Posted Image" thing?Kottbusser Tor? Amblève. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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