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haha. i like the sound of that. bein malnourished is better than being fat. can eat as much as you want.

but i've got to a point where the height/weight ratio is dangerous to health.doc told me to eat more butter/cheese stuff but nothing's working

Eat food high in carbs.

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Not till monday. Hopefully I'll do something similar to that... I'm going to starve myself from sleep on Saturday.

I tried that too but failed miserably lol

Wanted to stay up the whole Sunday but feel asleep at some point and woke up in the evening again. Couldn't sleep the following night till early in the morning at 6am, missed the United game and woke up at 4pm or so, IIRC. As you can assume the next night was fucked up as well.

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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?

Woman: Sorry, I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You... what...!!!?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see..


The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.


Officer 2: Ma’am, step out of your vehicle slowly now..!


The woman steps out of her vehicle.


Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: What..... Murdered the owner??

Officer 2: Yes, please open the trunk of your car now...


The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.


Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.


The officer is quite stunned.


Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.


The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out the license and hands it to the officer. The officer looks quite puzzled.


Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.


Woman: Huh!!! Bet you the lying bastard told I was speeding, too...!
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haha. i like the sound of that. bein malnourished is better than being fat. can eat as much as you want.

but i've got to a point where the height/weight ratio is dangerous to health.doc told me to eat more butter/cheese stuff but nothing's working

Carbohydrates!

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ask romper for advice he's a fat bastard!

(getting my own back for your post about me in the funny picture and video thread) ;)

Oh come on, dont tell me you didnt laugh! :P

P.S: And this is temporarily, can you say the same?

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haha. i like the sound of that. bein malnourished is better than being fat. can eat as much as you want.

but i've got to a point where the height/weight ratio is dangerous to health.doc told me to eat more butter/cheese stuff but nothing's working

What's your BMI?

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I tried that too but failed miserably lol

Wanted to stay up the whole Sunday but feel asleep at some point and woke up in the evening again. Couldn't sleep the following night till early in the morning at 6am, missed the United game and woke up at 4pm or so, IIRC. As you can assume the next night was fucked up as well.

I'm exactly the same. #TeamInsomniac

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