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[Naked Mole Rat 437]

Planning on going to one?

Are you kidding? Of course I am. They promised they'd help me discover my inner goddess.

[Rowan_Osborn 58]

Are you kidding? Of course I am. They promised they'd help me discover my inner goddess.

The lies we tell to women to convince them that gyrating up against a pole is good for them. Make sure you oil up, can get bad friction burns off those poles.

[Melanicus 5,208]

I hate to sound racist but I have yet to meet a Turk, online or in person, that wasn't insanely patriotic/jingoistic.

This.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

The real reason Alex banned capriccioso was because he refused to join the 'Talk Chelsea managers league'.

Haha, it wasn't me that banned him in fairness (I don't even know who it was...), but that was part of the justification

[Liquidator 5,176]

The way those fenherbace fans were going on I'm surprised they didn't take Jim Alex kez and sh0n3x hostage and post a video telling us that they will be killed unless Chelsea sell Raul meireles to them in the next hour

[Liquidator 5,176]

Double post. In other news I had a dream that we won the league at white hart lane

[Spike 12,049]

Double post. In other news I had a dream that we won the league at white hart lane

What the fuck is a 'white hart lane'? Surely you don't mean 'Three Point Lane'?

[OneMoSalah 8,883]

What the fuck is a 'white hart lane'? Surely you don't mean 'Three Point Lane'?

or Shit Cunts Lane.

[Spike 12,049]

or Shit Cunts Lane.

I'd rather go there and get three points over getting a shitty cunt.

[Amblève. 4,995]

Fuck me, more than 700 people are watching the Meireles to Fener thread!

[Kezza 1,965]

Joined the twitter bandwagon to see what the fuss was about..

Waste of time. All I'm doing is sitting at the computer wondering what to tweet, only one person is following me and I dont think he'll give two fucks about what I tweet tbh.

Maybe I can steal xPetrCechx's job?

Barclays PL News ‏@BarclaysLeague

Meireles set for Chelsea exit: Fenerbahce has announced it is in talks to sign Chelsea midfielder Raul Meireles.

[We Hate Scouse 10,326]

Fuck me, more than 700 people are watching the Meireles to Fener thread!

699 of them are Turkish....