Closed Chelsea 3-1 Man United

[Sheva. 5,373]

Positive, check out Demba smiling/laughing back.

Ah, good to see MVG.

[1chelsea 864]

Let's hope it was something positive or else it's worrying when player's relationships are bad.

Probably eto told Ba they should bet on it he would score if the boss pick him and he score reminded Ba I told you so

[The_Flash 1,144]

Frank is smiling so must have been ok

[JDY 1,290]

What on earth was Valencia doing here? He basically guided Eto'o to the ball

[nofacej 132]

What on earth was Valencia doing here? He basically guided Eto'o to the ball

Eto'o turned and since Valencia was holding onto him he turned with him.

[The_Flash 1,144]

If you see that from the other closer view I don't know his Samuel managed up get it, Valenvia was hiding both his arms back and he still managed to kick it, quality

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

Van Ginkel in this picture looks like the happiest guy alive lol

He is dutch afterall...

[Thistle 77]

Eto with three goals and Torres has two for 2014. What striker problem?

[calculatingInfinity 1,443]

The David Moyes we want you to stay song is brilliant. Loved when it zoomed in on him when it was sung... The cheeky fucker in the background signing along lol

[Jase 43,479]

Quite a strange game this yesterday. Didn't play well at all and yet scored 3 goals out of nowhere, thanks to United's shambolic defending. It was almost like that home game under AVB where we went 3-0 up out of the blue though this time, there is no Howard Webb to give 2 'ghost' penalties!

Defensively, we were quite shaky with some players, surprisingly, looked off the pace and switched off when tracking back. The number of times we got overloaded in the wide areas and found ourselves in dangerous situations because of the cutbacks was ridiculous. That Hernandez goal from a cutback was one waiting to happen (how on earth does he always score against us?!). Fortunately for us, there is no Van Persie and/or Rooney and United seem adamant in passing rather shooting it having found themselves in acres of space inside the penalty box on more than one occasion.

Offensively, we were quite average as well. Passing was off and didn't take enough advantage when we countered especially when United looked horrible during the transitions. The goals aside, we didn't create anything of note with just some shots from distance and that overhead kick chance from Oscar. Luckily, we were clinical and made the most of our chances inside the box when it did arrive.

[bushman 2,043]

The Clueless One has not beaten Jose in 10 attempts. Yesterday, Manures were outsmarted, outscored again.

Every time Chelsea beats Manures, it´s a glad-time for me.

Simply put, Chelsea had put Manures out of their misery, last night. MANURES ARE OUT OF TITLE RACE.

Manures started brightly, but after Samuel scored his first one Chelsea just took over. The first 20 minutes Chelsea did not play well. The team needs to improve. Otherwise, Citeh will kill them.

Happy times are here again...here again.

[Sidzeret 2,257]

What on earth was Valencia doing here? He basically guided Eto'o to the ball

Where are you manners, Samuel? You should say 'Thank You' to Valencia.

Almost comical by Valencia.

[Special Juan 27,429]

There defending from that corner

Great leap from Gaz.

[Drogzola 283]

The thing is that the game kind of flowed normally and at times both sides just throwing possession away after about 15 mins of United dominating us.

Uniteds shit defending won us that game, also if I was Moyes I would have started Hernandez as he is a pain in our arse, thank God for Moyes.

[LAB 1,030]

Having a stroke here?

[zolayes 14,489]

I have seen comments criticising us for now playing better and not hammering Manure by more ,,,, Remember Jose is more cunning than Baldric,

He was keeping Moyes in a job

[Ze Mario 638]

there was a time when united fans mock our way with our managers. they said we dont have philosophy, our club's root not strong enough

when chelsea fell, we changed our manager, and they called us plastics

they were so proud of united's philosophy, always stand by their manager, no matter the club fall or rise (at that time SAF)

and then... and then....

philosophy my as*

[didierforever 7,349]

did anyone see the MOTD today?

jose's rules of punditry

1. chelsea always deserve to win

2. chelsea always the best team on the pitch

3. every refree decision against chelsea

4.MOTM was a chelsea player.

what a character JOSE.

simply the best.