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I see in your signature we're having a sex party / orgy...What will this involve and how do I get an invite?

I also see that it last from Friday to Sunday!? Will you be able to last that long? I won't I'm afraid I'll only be able to show for 5 minutes - 10 minutes if I'm having a good day. I might have a beer and make it 15 though.

I can make a thread in the general chat area and make a thread about our most deepiest desires and fetishes and we can talk explicitly about stuff and we can talk about what type of sex we like and how we like it and know each other more deepily and see how much we think alike. just a thought.

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I can make a thread in the general chat area and make a thread about our most deepiest desires and fetishes and we can talk explicitly about stuff and we can talk about what type of sex we like and how we like it and know each other more deepily and see how much we think alike. just a thought.

Sounds a little gay..

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You can't travel back to present Peppen, you idiot. You need to refresh the systems, autorefresh is down. IT are investigating.

Huh? I keep hitting F5, even checked the KEVINASHBURNER main database, still says he is currently reading into our recent 'wire-tap-everything-everywhere' initiative. Funny thing is we implemented that 10 years ago.

Will you be attending our Kevin festival? I sure hope it'll be as good as last year!

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Huh? I keep hitting F5, even checked the KEVINASHBURNER main database, still says he is currently reading into our recent 'wire-tap-everything-everywhere' initiative. Funny thing is we implemented that 10 years ago.

Will you be attending our Kevin festival? I sure hope it'll be as good as last year!

KEVINASHBURNER is his fake name. KEVIN WOODFURANCE is his real life out of internet name.

Kevin festival was awesome last year, midgets everywhere!! God he loves his midgets, I can't believe we managed to convince him that it was an alien abduction!

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KEVINASHBURNER is his fake name. KEVIN WOODFURANCE is his real life out of internet name.

Kevin festival was awesome last year, midgets everywhere!! God he loves his midgets, I can't believe we managed to convince him that it was an alien abduction!

Sssssssh! Don't mention our secret operation 'WOODFURNACE'. If he finds out, he'll probably run to the nearest TV station, and our entire operation will be exposed! :cry:

Haha, yeah that was great. My favorite part was when we re watched all the old material we have on him and dressed up as Kevin during his exceptional life. I am going to top your KEVIN-shemale costume this year, you wait and see!

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I can make a thread in the general chat area and make a thread about our most deepiest desires and fetishes and we can talk explicitly about stuff and we can talk about what type of sex we like and how we like it and know each other more deepily and see how much we think alike. just a thought.

Sounds a little gay..

OOOOOW COMON THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA!! ONLY GUYS OR DO WE INCLUDE WOMEN AS WELL??

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Sounds a little gay..

I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 where I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it.

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I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 wher I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it.

You had me worried there dude. God you're so funny! I love you so much. BFFL?

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I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 wher I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it.

Kevin, do you still have that Woody Allen shaped dildo kept away in your cupboards? That thing brought such wonderful memories of joy.

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I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 wher I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it.

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WEAK EARTHLING !!

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YOU GUYS ARE POSTING TO QUICKLY AND TOO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME. I CAN'T KEEP UP AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THE FORUM BY POSTING TO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME.

YOU GUYS ARE TO EASY TO CONTROL AND MANIPULATE. I JUST POST SOMETHING AND YOU ALL GO CRAZY ALL OVER IT.

I POSTED ONE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING POSTING CRAZY WITH SO MUCH STUFF.

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YOU GUYS ARE POSTING TO QUICKLY AND TOO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME. I CAN'T KEEP UP AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THE FORUM BY POSTING TO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME.

YOU GUYS ARE TO EASY TO CONTROL AND MANIPULATE. I JUST POST SOMETHING AND YOU ALL GO CRAZY ALL OVER IT.

I POSTED ONE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING POSTING CRAZY WITH SO MUCH STUFF.

Fuck! You got us. You're so Illuminati you don't even know it!

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YOU GUYS ARE POSTING TO QUICKLY AND TOO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME. I CAN'T KEEP UP AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THE FORUM BY POSTING TO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME.

YOU GUYS ARE TO EASY TO CONTROL AND MANIPULATE. I JUST POST SOMETHING AND YOU ALL GO CRAZY ALL OVER IT.

I POSTED ONE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING POSTING CRAZY WITH SO MUCH STUFF.

Impossible. We just think much faster than you.

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KEVIN ASHBURNER DAILY REPORT 15TH OF MARCH - CONDUCTED BY ILLUMINATI LEADER OF SURVEILLANCE OPERATIONS PEPPEN:

03:22 am: Kevin is breathing heavily. He is having a nightmare about the Illuminati invading earth the 21st of December 2014. I laugh at the fact he is off by 2 days.

05:58 am: Kevin wakes up, and notices his morning wood. A mighty, yet humble sign of manliness. He proceeds to access his phone to satisfy his needs through pornographic entertainment: "MIDGETS AND BIG BOOTY VOL. 22".

06:31 am: Kevin eats breakfast. Oatmeal, which is strange, since our data clearly shows that Kevin does not like oatmeal. He apparently DOES like oatmeal. Noted and archived under "SECTION 334 B - STUFF KEVIN LIKES".

09:45 am: Nothing of interest, to be honest. Kevin is doing his usual Internet research about us, and although finding completely reliable sources such as the online article: "ILLUMINATI IS LIKE THE REAL DEAL SUCKAS" it is of little significance since Kevin already is the chosen one, and has divine knowledge in abundance.

11:00 am: Kevin watches part two of "MIDGETS AND BIG BOOTY VOL. 22".

12:14 pm: Ashburner has lunch. He notices our cameras whilst enjoying his cheese and pork sandwich.

03:08 pm: Porn..... Again. Part 3. How many parts are there?

05:55 pm: I leave the office and prepare for the wonderful festival coming up soon. How the hell will I beat WHS and Stingray, they were an amazing couple last year. Fuckers.

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