We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'd travel back to that time you were watching midget porn on your phone, Kevin. Remember that? Oh, how jolly times, eh. You can't travel back to present Peppen, you idiot. You need to refresh the systems, autorefresh is down. IT are investigating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 I see in your signature we're having a sex party / orgy...What will this involve and how do I get an invite?I also see that it last from Friday to Sunday!? Will you be able to last that long? I won't I'm afraid I'll only be able to show for 5 minutes - 10 minutes if I'm having a good day. I might have a beer and make it 15 though.I can make a thread in the general chat area and make a thread about our most deepiest desires and fetishes and we can talk explicitly about stuff and we can talk about what type of sex we like and how we like it and know each other more deepily and see how much we think alike. just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I can make a thread in the general chat area and make a thread about our most deepiest desires and fetishes and we can talk explicitly about stuff and we can talk about what type of sex we like and how we like it and know each other more deepily and see how much we think alike. just a thought.Sounds a little gay.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 You can't travel back to present Peppen, you idiot. You need to refresh the systems, autorefresh is down. IT are investigating.Huh? I keep hitting F5, even checked the KEVINASHBURNER main database, still says he is currently reading into our recent 'wire-tap-everything-everywhere' initiative. Funny thing is we implemented that 10 years ago.Will you be attending our Kevin festival? I sure hope it'll be as good as last year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Huh? I keep hitting F5, even checked the KEVINASHBURNER main database, still says he is currently reading into our recent 'wire-tap-everything-everywhere' initiative. Funny thing is we implemented that 10 years ago.Will you be attending our Kevin festival? I sure hope it'll be as good as last year!KEVINASHBURNER is his fake name. KEVIN WOODFURANCE is his real life out of internet name.Kevin festival was awesome last year, midgets everywhere!! God he loves his midgets, I can't believe we managed to convince him that it was an alien abduction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 KEVINASHBURNER is his fake name. KEVIN WOODFURANCE is his real life out of internet name.Kevin festival was awesome last year, midgets everywhere!! God he loves his midgets, I can't believe we managed to convince him that it was an alien abduction!Sssssssh! Don't mention our secret operation 'WOODFURNACE'. If he finds out, he'll probably run to the nearest TV station, and our entire operation will be exposed! Haha, yeah that was great. My favorite part was when we re watched all the old material we have on him and dressed up as Kevin during his exceptional life. I am going to top your KEVIN-shemale costume this year, you wait and see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I can make a thread in the general chat area and make a thread about our most deepiest desires and fetishes and we can talk explicitly about stuff and we can talk about what type of sex we like and how we like it and know each other more deepily and see how much we think alike. just a thought. Sounds a little gay..OOOOOW COMON THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA!! ONLY GUYS OR DO WE INCLUDE WOMEN AS WELL?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 Sounds a little gay..I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 where I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 wher I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it.You had me worried there dude. God you're so funny! I love you so much. BFFL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 wher I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it.Kevin, do you still have that Woody Allen shaped dildo kept away in your cupboards? That thing brought such wonderful memories of joy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I am taking the piss. remember what I said on page three of this thread #41 wher I say do not take my posts seriously. I just like taking the piss. I do not mean anything I say. I just like making conversations up for the fun of it.WEAK EARTHLING !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Kevin, do you still have that Woody Allen shaped dildo kept away in your cupboards? That thing brought such wonderful memories of joy. Not to those poor midgets it didn't!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 WEAK EARTHLING !!That's one of the girls that KEVIN WOODFURNACE is going to teleport to see in the locker room all sweaty and lick her unshaven armpits. Oh yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Not to those poor midgets it didn't!!They will never be forgotten - #Pray4Midgets #Sacrificed2satisfyKevin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 That's one of the girls that KEVIN WOODFURNACE is going to teleport to see in the locker room all sweaty and lick her unshaven armpits. Oh yummy.I bet KEVIN ASSBURNER WANTS THEM N THEIR PERIOD, BECAUSE .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 YOU GUYS ARE POSTING TO QUICKLY AND TOO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME. I CAN'T KEEP UP AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THE FORUM BY POSTING TO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME.YOU GUYS ARE TO EASY TO CONTROL AND MANIPULATE. I JUST POST SOMETHING AND YOU ALL GO CRAZY ALL OVER IT.I POSTED ONE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING POSTING CRAZY WITH SO MUCH STUFF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 YOU GUYS ARE POSTING TO QUICKLY AND TOO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME. I CAN'T KEEP UP AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THE FORUM BY POSTING TO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME.YOU GUYS ARE TO EASY TO CONTROL AND MANIPULATE. I JUST POST SOMETHING AND YOU ALL GO CRAZY ALL OVER IT.I POSTED ONE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING POSTING CRAZY WITH SO MUCH STUFF.Fuck! You got us. You're so Illuminati you don't even know it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 YOU GUYS ARE POSTING TO QUICKLY AND TOO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME. I CAN'T KEEP UP AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THE FORUM BY POSTING TO MUCH IN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME.YOU GUYS ARE TO EASY TO CONTROL AND MANIPULATE. I JUST POST SOMETHING AND YOU ALL GO CRAZY ALL OVER IT.I POSTED ONE THING AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING POSTING CRAZY WITH SO MUCH STUFF.Impossible. We just think much faster than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I LOVE YOU KEVIN ASSBURNER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 KEVIN ASHBURNER DAILY REPORT 15TH OF MARCH - CONDUCTED BY ILLUMINATI LEADER OF SURVEILLANCE OPERATIONS PEPPEN:03:22 am: Kevin is breathing heavily. He is having a nightmare about the Illuminati invading earth the 21st of December 2014. I laugh at the fact he is off by 2 days. 05:58 am: Kevin wakes up, and notices his morning wood. A mighty, yet humble sign of manliness. He proceeds to access his phone to satisfy his needs through pornographic entertainment: "MIDGETS AND BIG BOOTY VOL. 22". 06:31 am: Kevin eats breakfast. Oatmeal, which is strange, since our data clearly shows that Kevin does not like oatmeal. He apparently DOES like oatmeal. Noted and archived under "SECTION 334 B - STUFF KEVIN LIKES".09:45 am: Nothing of interest, to be honest. Kevin is doing his usual Internet research about us, and although finding completely reliable sources such as the online article: "ILLUMINATI IS LIKE THE REAL DEAL SUCKAS" it is of little significance since Kevin already is the chosen one, and has divine knowledge in abundance.11:00 am: Kevin watches part two of "MIDGETS AND BIG BOOTY VOL. 22".12:14 pm: Ashburner has lunch. He notices our cameras whilst enjoying his cheese and pork sandwich. 03:08 pm: Porn..... Again. Part 3. How many parts are there?05:55 pm: I leave the office and prepare for the wonderful festival coming up soon. How the hell will I beat WHS and Stingray, they were an amazing couple last year. Fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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