Fernando 6,585 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Kevin have you ever been abducted by aliens?How was that experience?They did insert an anal probe? Was it like Cartman anal probe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Kevin have you ever been abducted by aliens?How was that experience?They did insert an anal probe? Was it like Cartman anal probe? Yes I have been abducted by ET's/Aliens. I still remember it clearly but I don't remember afterwards what happened.Then I woke back up in bed but I am not sure what they did. This is a serious post and no joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Yes I have been abducted by ET's/Aliens. I still remember it clearly but I don't remember afterwards what happened.Then I woke back up in bed but I am not sure what they did. This is a serious post and no joke. Kevin, I am part of the Illuminati and do not wish to partake in your gang since I will be part of the alien invasion squad 2014. By the way, I saw that porn you watched on your phone yesterday. Dude, come on.... Midgets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Yes I have been abducted by ET's/Aliens. I still remember it clearly but I don't remember afterwards what happened.Then I woke back up in bed but I am not sure what they did. This is a serious post and no joke. What part do you remember clearly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 What part do you remember clearly?I was sleeping during the night then I got up and stayed up for a few hours and I was staring and looking outside my window through the glass and then I saw a big UFO Spacecraft zoom in and in a swift fast zipping motion and it was coming to close to my window. Then I started moving away from the window.Then I got a few steps away from the window and then I felt the beam pick me up.Then I can't remember anything after that.I also should have written the date that it happened but I was in shock and it was a few years ago about 3 to 4 years ago.I have been living in the same house for 7 years now.those Aliens/ET'S/Demons UFO SpaceCrafts are always outside my window in the Sky above Howick and across from Howick Domain and my window in my bedroom is facing out to the west. I am not sure how to put it into words but I know it did happen. Because I saw it so clearly in my vision and it felt like it was really happening.I just can't explain it in a way that makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Ooooooouch !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 15, 2014 Author Share Posted March 15, 2014 Kevin, I am part of the Illuminati and do not wish to partake in your gang since I will be part of the alien invasion squad 2014. By the way, I saw that porn you watched on your phone yesterday. Dude, come on.... Midgets? That is BS. I watch Only Lesbian Porn on my Laptop. I only watch my subscribed Youtubers on my Android Mobile Phone on the Youtube App. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 That is BS. I watch Only Lesbian Porn on my Laptop. I only watch my subscribed Youtubers on my Android Mobile Phone on the Youtube App.Kevin, I merely state what our wire tapping and constant surveillance of your every action tells me. We have been watching you since your birth, and I know your deepest secrets, and believe me, midget porn is the thing you should be least embarrassed about mate. Not a threat, but just a friendly Illuminati reminder. By the way say hello to your parents from all of us at Illuminati HQ, Kevin. Hope you had a lovely vacation, it sure looked lots of fun! I'll make sure to turn off our systems when you 'do your thing' later this evening. Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando 6,585 Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Kevin, is Chris Foy an Illuminati? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Hello KEVIN WOODFURNACEI hope you like my new signature.Illuminati are close to recruiting you.666xoxoxoxo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 Here are some Websites with Information on the Topics I Read and Study.http://adventofdeception.com/http://whale.to/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 MY QUESTIONS & TOPICS FOR YOU TODAY TO DISCUSS:I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THESE THINGS ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS.IF YOU COULD TELEPORT TO ANY TIME OR PLACE IN THE PAST OR FUTURE WHERE WOULD YOU GO AND WHY.IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL ANYWHERE TO THE PAST OR THE FUTURE WHERE WOULD YOU GO AND WHY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 MY QUESTIONS & TOPICS FOR YOU TODAY TO DISCUSS:I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THESE THINGS ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS.IF YOU COULD TELEPORT TO ANY TIME OR PLACE IN THE PAST OR FUTURE WHERE WOULD YOU GO AND WHY.IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL ANYWHERE TO THE PAST OR THE FUTURE WHERE WOULD YOU GO AND WHY.1. December 21st 2012 - Just to make sure the Mayan's weren't right about the world ending again.2. Mexico - December 21st 2014 - Just to make sure the Mayan's didn't get the date wrong.What about you KEVIN WOODFURNACE - LEADER OF MEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 MY QUESTIONS & TOPICS FOR YOU TODAY TO DISCUSS:I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THESE THINGS ABOUT YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS.IF YOU COULD TELEPORT TO ANY TIME OR PLACE IN THE PAST OR FUTURE WHERE WOULD YOU GO AND WHY.IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL ANYWHERE TO THE PAST OR THE FUTURE WHERE WOULD YOU GO AND WHY.I want to be in 2020 when the new world order is revealed! AND HAVE A TC GROUP WANK AT IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I want to be in 2020 when the new world order is revealed! AND HAVE A TC GROUP WANK AT IT!Maybe KEVIN WOODFURNACE will be up for skiing with us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinAshburner 1,270 Posted March 16, 2014 Author Share Posted March 16, 2014 1. December 21st 2012 - Just to make sure the Mayan's weren't right about the world ending again.2. Mexico - December 21st 2014 - Just to make sure the Mayan's didn't get the date wrong.What about you KEVIN WOODFURNACE - LEADER OF MENI WOULD TIME TRAVEL BACK TO THE PAST WHERE THE ILLUMINATI FIRST FORMED BACK IN THE YEAR IN YEAR 1776 (May 1 – Adam Weishaupt founds the Order of the Illuminati in Ingolstadt, Bavaria). SPY ON THE ILLUMINATI FREEMASONS IN WASHINGTON DC, USA. WHERE THEY HAD THEIR FIRST MEETING AND HEAR EVERYTHING THEY SAID AND DID FROM THAT MOMENT ON.I WOULD TELEPORT/TIME TRAVEL MYSELF TO EVERY FEMALE WOMEN LOCKER ROOM AT SPORTS STADIUMS WHERE I CAN WATCH THE SHOWERS AND SEE THEIR SWEATY BODY AT HALF TIME AND FULL TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Hate Scouse 10,326 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I WOULD TIME TRAVEL BACK TO THE PAST WHERE THE ILLUMINATI FIRST FORMED BACK IN THE YEAR IN YEAR 1776 (May 1 – Adam Weishaupt founds the Order of the Illuminati in Ingolstadt, Bavaria). SPY ON THE ILLUMINATI FREEMASONS IN WASHINGTON DC, USA. WHERE THEY HAD THEIR FIRST MEETING AND HEAR EVERYTHING THEY SAID AND DID FROM THAT MOMENT ON.I WOULD TELEPORT/TIME TRAVEL MYSELF TO EVERY FEMALE WOMEN LOCKER ROOM AT SPORTS STADIUMS WHERE I CAN WATCH THE SHOWERS AND SEE THEIR SWEATY BODY AT HALF TIME AND FULL TIME.I see in your signature we're having a sex party / orgy...What will this involve and how do I get an invite?I also see that it last from Friday to Sunday!? Will you be able to last that long? I won't I'm afraid I'll only be able to show for 5 minutes - 10 minutes if I'm having a good day. I might have a beer and make it 15 though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 1. I'd travel back to Ancient Egypt to see if the piramids were really made by men and not aliens!!!2. I'd travel to Jerusalem to talk with Jesus and see of he was really the sond o god or just some uggly buggler!3. I'd travel to Medival Age to see what those fucking Templars were about!4. I'd travel to the future to see when the Iluminati attack, so I could return and prevent it from happening. Then, I would create a new secret group, kill everybody and rule the world! (You could be my right hand Kevin). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppen 934 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 I'd travel back to that time you were watching midget porn on your phone, Kevin. Remember that? Oh, how jolly times, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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