CHELSEA FC PUB CLUBHOUSE OF KEVIN ARNOLD ASHBURNER

[Barbara 15,149]

what are you talking about here guys?

can someone explain me?

it's the end of the world as we know it

and I feel fine

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

what are you talking about here guys?

can someone explain me?

Everything and Anything. Discuss the World News Headlines Events and the Secrets of The World and The Universe and the Secret Societies and funny pictures and gif images about anything funny.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

what are you talking about here guys?

can someone explain me?

I'm not sure we can mate. They're watching.

[iceman 329]

it's the end of the world as we know it

and I feel fine

thanks. i'm fine too

[Peppen 934]

@Peppen

I am part of your gang? Not sure how I should feel about this

[iceman 329]

Everything and Anything. Discuss the World News Headlines Events and the Secrets of The World and The Universe and the Secret Societies and funny pictures and gif images about anything funny.

clear. i'll try participate step by step

[Barbara 15,149]

I've been dodging the Illuminati but a girl like me was never meant to last long.

I was passing in front of a mobile store and they started whispering things in my head.

I entered it and replaced my Blackberry for a Samsung and now I'm in the Android system.

The whispering is getting intense... they're trying to convince me to do the unthinkable. I'll be abducted, I'm absolutely sure

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
maybe six feet ain't so far down

[iceman 329]

OMG. I got into a sect in my old age

[Fernando 6,464]

Kevin have you ever been abducted by aliens?

How was that experience?

They did insert an anal probe?

Was it like Cartman anal probe?

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Kevin have you ever been abducted by aliens?

How was that experience?

They did insert an anal probe?

Was it like Cartman anal probe?

Yes I have been abducted by ET's/Aliens. I still remember it clearly but I don't remember afterwards what happened.Then I woke back up in bed but I am not sure what they did. This is a serious post and no joke.

[Peppen 934]

Yes I have been abducted by ET's/Aliens. I still remember it clearly but I don't remember afterwards what happened.Then I woke back up in bed but I am not sure what they did. This is a serious post and no joke.

Kevin, I am part of the Illuminati and do not wish to partake in your gang since I will be part of the alien invasion squad 2014. By the way, I saw that porn you watched on your phone yesterday. Dude, come on.... Midgets?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Yes I have been abducted by ET's/Aliens. I still remember it clearly but I don't remember afterwards what happened.Then I woke back up in bed but I am not sure what they did. This is a serious post and no joke.

What part do you remember clearly?

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

What part do you remember clearly?

I was sleeping during the night then I got up and stayed up for a few hours and I was staring and looking outside my window through the glass and then I saw a big UFO Spacecraft zoom in and in a swift fast zipping motion and it was coming to close to my window. Then I started moving away from the window.Then I got a few steps away from the window and then I felt the beam pick me up.Then I can't remember anything after that.

I also should have written the date that it happened but I was in shock and it was a few years ago about 3 to 4 years ago.

I have been living in the same house for 7 years now.

those Aliens/ET'S/Demons UFO SpaceCrafts are always outside my window in the Sky above Howick and across from Howick Domain and my window in my bedroom is facing out to the west. I am not sure how to put it into words but I know it did happen. Because I saw it so clearly in my vision and it felt like it was really happening.I just can't explain it in a way that makes sense.

[Stingray 9,441]

Ooooooouch !!

[KevinAshburner 1,270]

Kevin, I am part of the Illuminati and do not wish to partake in your gang since I will be part of the alien invasion squad 2014. By the way, I saw that porn you watched on your phone yesterday. Dude, come on.... Midgets?

That is BS. I watch Only Lesbian Porn on my Laptop. I only watch my subscribed Youtubers on my Android Mobile Phone on the Youtube App.

[Peppen 934]

That is BS. I watch Only Lesbian Porn on my Laptop. I only watch my subscribed Youtubers on my Android Mobile Phone on the Youtube App.

Kevin, I merely state what our wire tapping and constant surveillance of your every action tells me. We have been watching you since your birth, and I know your deepest secrets, and believe me, midget porn is the thing you should be least embarrassed about mate. Not a threat, but just a friendly Illuminati reminder. By the way say hello to your parents from all of us at Illuminati HQ, Kevin. Hope you had a lovely vacation, it sure looked lots of fun! I'll make sure to turn off our systems when you 'do your thing' later this evening. Have fun!

[Fernando 6,464]

Kevin, is Chris Foy an Illuminati?

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

Hello KEVIN WOODFURNACE

I hope you like my new signature.

Illuminati are close to recruiting you.

666

xoxoxoxo