BlueLion. 21,491 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I cheated in my French GCSE by printing off my entire coursework in a microscopic font and glueing it to my ruler, so that in the exam I just copied off it. I'm just surprised no-one thought 100% in an exam was a bit suspicious! EDIT - I also have an obsession with Thor GIFs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I cheated in my French GCSE by printing off my entire coursework in a microscopic font and glueing it to my ruler, so that in the exam I just copied off it. I'm just surprised no-one thought 100% in an exam was a bit suspicious! EDIT - I also have an obsession with Thor GIFs. But why were you allowed to have a ruler on a French exam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Why not? It's standard writing equipment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 But why were you allowed to have a ruler on a French exam? Probably to measure how lame French is.. EDIT: That was an ironically lame joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 But why were you allowed to have a ruler on a French exam? Probably to measure how lame French is.. EDIT: That was an ironically lame joke! Because Thor wanted to rule in French! ps: even lamer joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 One for the Polish guys here. When i was playing a match in my hometown we played the local 'veterans'. I had to mark Wlodek Lubanski. Best Polish player ever - made it to the wold team with Cruyff and Pele. While he was almost 50 and i was 17, he scored 5 goals against me and made a fool out of me like there was no tomorrow. I drove him home (in Lokeren) and we had a beer. He said i was fast, strong, but sucked way too much anyway to make it pro :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bir_CFC 3,455 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 i'm a fucking auditori cant swimi do photography as a hobbyi almost ran over a cop while i was under the influence and he let me go (and i didn't even have to suck dick) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 One for the Polish guys here. When i was playing in Lokeren uefa's we played the 'veterans'. I had to mark Wlodek Lubanski. Best Polish player ever - made it to the wold team with Cruyff and Pele. While he was almost 50 and i was 17, he scored 5 goals against me and mde a fool out of me like there is no tomorrow. I drove him home (in Lokeren) and we had a beer. He said i was fast, strong, but sucked too much anyway to make it pro :-)Drinking beer at 17? Now what kind of example are you setting for all the kids here, Tom?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Drinking beer at 17? Now what kind of example are you setting for all the kids here, Tom?! Dude I am belgian. I puked from drinking to much in the hole of a youth house billiart table when i was 14. Boooya! Btw Scots are worse!Edit: to the young people. You see how I ended up. Dont go there. Be responsible young adults. Your liver will thank you for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Dude I am belgian. I puked from drinking to much in the hole of a snooker table when i was 14. Boooya!Edit: to the young people. You see how I ended up. Dont go there. Be responsible young adults. Your liver will thank you for it.Haha I had my first beer when I was 7 or 8. My dad gave it to me when while we were out having a family picnic (he used to drink back then, but he's quit since). There aren't really strict rules about drinking age here in Lebanon.I guess that's another 'surprising' fact about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 i'm a fucking auditori cant swimi do photography as a hobbyi almost ran over a cop while i was under the influence and he let me go (and i didn't even have to suck dick)I used to be an auditorI can't swim either as I said earlierI took a photography course at college and I still suckCops stop me all the time and never give me a ticket. I just smile and get away with it. I've escaped at least 5 tickets this year just smiling and saying please. Does it count as suck dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manpe 10,861 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 why's everybody writing in bold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
termninja 5,290 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 why's everybody writing in bold?Everything on this page is in boldBOLD Will disappear probably on the next page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nachikethas 1,154 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 i have huge arachnophobia . wont sleep in my room for two days if i found one ,even after it is killed by someone.haven't traveled in airplane yet.but i can swim bitches!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton 2,120 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Dude I am belgian. I puked from drinking to much in the hole of a youth house billiart table when i was 14. Boooya! Btw Scots are worse!Edit: to the young people. You see how I ended up. Dont go there. Be responsible young adults. Your liver will thank you for it.They probably are watching you mate, cause now the goverment wants to ban alcohol before 18.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 . Does it count as suck dick?Obvious question is obvious. Yes, it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 They probably are watching you mate, cause now the goverment wants to ban alcohol before 18.. yeah ... idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 Surprising fact about me: I've moved like 10 times in my life (too lazy to go count how many times right now). Because of that my accent belongs to no single place, people think I'm a "foreigner" everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLion. 21,491 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 why's everybody writing in bold?No idea, so I'll break the chain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted June 20, 2013 Share Posted June 20, 2013 No idea, so I'll break the chain! ahaaaaaa failed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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