Fernando Torres

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

maybe Torres got some dirty pictures of Mou

nope, it must be higher level, maybe Buck or Roman

[Madmax 9,219]

Being shit on purpose to deflect criticism from his teammates and manager ...

Because he's the hero Chelsea deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Dark Knight Misses (2011 - )

IMDB rating : 9/9

[manpe 10,861]

at least one of our players is already completely in form

two matches: two missions accomplished. 100% accuracy

HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Being shit on purpose to deflect criticism from his teammates and manager ...

Because he's the hero Chelsea deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Dark Knight Misses (2011 - )

IMDB rating : 9/9

Dude, i'm fucking crying right now.

There are Torres jokes, and then there's this one.

[1chelsea 864]

This guy has gone from a pro to "armature novice" i feel he been curse. Maybe he mess with the wrong lady [emoji32][emoji33][emoji31][emoji30]

[Myself 793]

no torres why did you cut your beautiful blonde hair

[The Chels 2,502]

[Ainsley Harriott 2,732]

[Roquila 1,335]

[Beepu 1,714]

at least one of our players is already completely in form

two matches: two missions accomplished. 100% accuracy

That miss against Bremen.. He just walked away from the goal..... Like a broken man, he wasn't even phased by that miss since he's done so many times now.

[ChelseaFC12 134]

Please get rid of him Please! I just can't stand him at all. Worthless piece of shit.

I'd offload him for as low as 5m. I would say even 5 million is a profit on him.

The biggest liability of our club.

#Tooangrydon'tmindme.

[Dion 2,476]

Being shit on purpose to deflect criticism from his teammates and manager ...

Because he's the hero Chelsea deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Dark Knight Misses (2011 - )

IMDB rating : 9/9

Oh my God, WOW! Take a bow, mate

[Stats 7,054]

You could give Drogba a little more time^^.Yes,he isn´t the fastest and he also has not the best stamina,but he can still play decent when he has more training sessions under his belt.

He needs more time.I agree with the Torres thing,but we will have to live with Torres for another 2 years and that is the sad truth.

If both keep playing shit,I would give Solanke a chance because Mourinho keeps praising Solanke,so if he is that good,he should give him his chance liek Van Gaal does.Let´s be honest.Solanke can´t be worse than Torres.That is not possible.The funny thing is that in Germany,somehow a lot of people,also a lot of chelsea fans,love him,even though he plays so shit.

Mou brought Drogba because Drogba has a big personality and he is the big guy talking to other players in the dressing room.If Cech leaves,only Drogba and Cech will be the big guys in the dressing room.When these two legends retire from football,Chelsea will have to face a big problem

Mourinho is praising Solanke. WOW. That does not mean he should play him. He has bundles of potential but he is only 16 years old. The step up is completely different. He has just left school. Solanke will not be involved with the first team for sure and I am supportive of that. He will develop with the U18s and U21s. While he has scored bagful of goals for the youth side you can't put two and two together and think he is good enough for the first team. It is a massive step up and we don't need to rush him.

Like Van Gaal does? With who? He has only joined as United manager and he certainly won't be playing any 16 year olds during the competitive season.

[Dion 2,476]

In all honesty I'd rather see any of our youth players capable of playing the striker role in the line-up than Torres. At least I'd be getting surprised positively or negatively and there would always exist hope that they would get better since they're young. With Torres you're never surprised - you know he's shit, you expect him to play like shit and he never fails to deliver your expectations. Ok, I'll even be fair here, he's failed to deliver his shitness once - the game I voted him for MOTM, but that was it.

I rarely ever bash any player, but Torres just deserves it. He is that bad.

[Beepu 1,714]

Being shit on purpose to deflect criticism from his teammates and manager ...

Because he's the hero Chelsea deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Dark Knight Misses (2011 - )

IMDB rating : 9/9

That is amazing my friend. Was laughing for a good few minutes because of this.

[RoyalBlues 4,050]

13000 ++ replies of hatred in this thread. We must thank him somehow, this is more like a hatred release therapy free of charge.

[BlueLyon 9,359]

Being shit on purpose to deflect criticism from his teammates and manager ...

Because he's the hero Chelsea deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.

The Dark Knight Misses (2011 - )

IMDB rating : 9/9

I can bet this movie is 90mins of crap

[Beepu 1,714]

I can bet this movie is 90mins of crap

I doubt it's a 90 minutes movie. Just like Nando's Chelsea career, this movie will be unnecessarily long.