Fernando Torres

[Ollie 4,400]

someone has to be sympathetic to the pathetic.

[Vybz Kartel 1,613]

I know everyone will remember the miss from the game but he def looked sharp for someone's first pre season game

[MrBlueGuy 1,552]

1st of many world class misses from Torres, expect more to come in the season.

[manpe 10,861]

and the miss was just unlucky imo.

And we can always trust Torres to be on the wrong side of lucky.

[bababoom 4,478]

I literally couldn't stop laughing at that miss, fucking hell.

[Jusek 2,031]

[Tomo 21,733]

He should not be named in the squad next season, if he doesn't want to leave then never play him.

Ultimately even as a squad player he will cost us points that Lukaku, Drogba or even Bamford would get us in the same squad role.

[iseah100 5,612]

TORRES is awesome...:ph34r:

[CHOULO19 24,332]

I actually thought he linked up well with Costa. But how the heck do you chest the bar over the bar?!

[zolayes 14,489]

IF we cant get rid of Torres could we just LOCK his thread

[mtowle182 79]

every player has those moments. no need to circle-jerk

[pWneR 230]

every player has those moments. no need to circle-jerk

You've got to be kidding?

[Jype 6,398]

every player has those moments. no need to circle-jerk

Some players have them more often than others.

[mtowle182 79]

Some players have them more often than others.

no denying that I just don't see how jerking each other over mistakes is at all productive. He is going to be like our third choice striker and I think he will be excellent at that role. Obviously he should of scored but this thread just becomes unbearable when the jerking begins.

[1chelsea 864]

Some players have them more often than others.

On a consistent bases what a player so good in failure than success

[Belgiannutt 3,201]

no denying that I just don't see how jerking each other over mistakes is at all productive. He is going to be like our third choice striker and I think he will be excellent at that role. Obviously he should of scored but this thread just becomes unbearable when the jerking begins.

Jerking each other ? People are criticising Torres for the miss and having a laugh. Trust me the people laughing are doing it so they can hold back the tears cause those people realise that we're going to have another year of watching this guy walking around in a Chelsea shirt doing all kinds of embarrassing stuff.

Well any role that has little or no playing time is a good role for Torres so i agree he'll be excellent at it.

Too bad about the 185 k we'll have to pay him each week.

[Stingray 9,441]

no denying that I just don't see how jerking each other over mistakes is at all productive. He is going to be like our third choice striker and I think he will be excellent at that role. Obviously he should of scored but this thread just becomes unbearable when the jerking begins.

With Torres we need a bit of a happy ending tbh ......

[HD3D 1,038]

Mourinho needs to STOP playing Torres in the pre-season if we are to have any hope of convincing other clubs to buy him.