Fernando Torres

[GZ25 45]

If I'm his agent, I will absolutely advise him to stay until his £175k/week (last-chance big retirement) contract run out by June 2016, even if the club treated him like Malouda.

Let's just enjoy 2 more seasons with him...

[Steve 10,227]

What a boss!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Decent in the first half, absolutely hopeless in the second. I get Jose's decision to start him, in fact, I said that he should start before the match, but he really needs to find his start of season form if we are to have a chance at the title.

[Jase 43,479]

Decent in the first half, absolutely hopeless in the second. I get Jose's decision to start him, in fact, I said that he should start before the match, but he really needs to find his start of season form if we are to have a chance at the title.

Decent in the first half seems a rather generous evaluation. Made a few decent runs behind Villa's high line but other than that, he was almost non-existent and his first touch was absolutely appalling!

I mean really though, how many more levels can Torres sink to in terms of awfulness? Almost every game these days he plunge into a new level of abysmal-ness!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

Decent in the first half seems a rather generous evaluation. Made a few decent runs behind Villa's high line but other than that, he was almost non-existent and his first touch was absolutely appalling!

Yeah, his movement and runs and perssing were good, but his first touch and decision making was awful. That's what I call decent.

[Jase 43,479]

Yeah, his movement and runs and perssing were good, but his first touch and decision making was awful. That's what I call decent.

That's just so generous. Then again, it's Torres.....

[CHOULO19 24,332]

That's just so generous. Then again, it's Torres.....

If our strikers were Cavani and Ibrahimovic, then yeah, it was awful. But for the standards set by our strikers, it was decent.

[didierforever 7,349]

The absolute last straw. Needs to fuck off

[Reddish-Blue 2,347]

Fuck, can't believe eto is this much better than him. He was this bad?

What makes it worse is that our former striker is thriving at Liverpool!

[didierforever 7,349]

What makes it worse is that our former striker is thriving at Liverpool!

sturridge's off the ball movement actually made me cry today after what nando did yesterday.

[haranr 485]

I hope people stop "feeling sorry" for this fella or try to defend him, he's a disgrace.

Broke down our attacks countless of times, never made the right runs. We were basically playing with 10 men on the pitch to begin with.

How this man earns £175k a week is disgusting.

NICE! SO DAMN RIGHT!

[yuvala 2,167]

I hope people stop "feeling sorry" for this fella or try to defend him, he's a disgrace.

Broke down our attacks countless of times, never made the right runs. We were basically playing with 10 men on the pitch to begin with.

How this man earns £175k a week is disgusting.

[haranr 485]

Torres is the worst striker in the Premier League.

[yuvala 2,167]

His general play is so bad it makes me cry

[duo11bluecl 207]

Torres is the worst striker in the Premier League.

What is wrong with trying to become a legend and overtake Heskey?

[YouNameIt 1,511]

If our strikers were Cavani and Ibrahimovic, then yeah, it was awful. But for the standards set by our strikers, it was decent.

Now thats just looking at it wrong.

I judge him by Chelsea standards. If he was in League Two, i wouldnt bash on him. And especially if he was earning 20k/week instead.

[rantdeville 195]

It's been such a nightmare

He just won't go away.

[Tomo 21,733]

The absolute last straw. Needs to fuck off

For me the last straw was the 3-5 vs Arsenal and the COC 2-0 vs Liverpool 2 and a half years ago, i wanted him gone in January 2012.