🇪🇸 Fernando Torres

[YouNameIt 1,511]

Lets sell Torres to Liverpool for 20m and buy back Sturridge for 50m.

[Peppen 934]

13 Notifications lol Same old shit tho

Fernando please go back to Liverpool , atleast you'll have respect there . No wonder supporters of other teams call us plastic fans .

So 2 years of continuous support and belief, spiced with a big fucking amount of hope is considered plastic? Chelsea FC as a club has gone WAY too far to accommodate Torres. Get rid of Drogba and Sturridge, make him absolute number 1. Invest in an entirely new branch of offensive players to suit his playing style, yet his dire attitude hasn't changed, his soul and heart is not with this club. I don't care if you call me a plastic fan for wanting him gone, but I sure as hell doesn't want a player walking on the pitch for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing apart from falling on his arse occasionally. And keep in mind he what he is getting paid for doing just that. Honestly, you can fuck off and take Torres and your morale highground with you, ignorant prick.

[elsjusz 10]

Torres <> Sterling

Good Idea

[Spike 12,049]

13 Notifications lol Same old shit tho

Fernando please go back to Liverpool , atleast you'll have respect there . No wonder supporters of other teams call us plastic fans .

In the 90s Blackburn was the first club to win the Premiership after a serious money injection. They called it "winning with a credit card". Credit cards are made out of plastic therefore Blackburn fans were called "plastics". Fast foward a decade and Chelsea are cahsed up and the term had evolved since Rover's glory days. The term is now used to refer to glory hunting fans that only support the club after winning trophies and would probably stop being fans once the club stopped being succesful.

It has nothing to do with slating the blonde goal assassin. We as fans have every right to call this bastard out for not performing, we are the ones that pay £50 on matchday, $50 a month for cable television, get the trains to away games, put in hours of traveling to get to England, wake up at ungodly hours to watch on the TV, just to watch an apathetic blond millionare meander around a pitch for 90 mins .

He cost £50 million pounds initially. He cost £175,000 p/w. He has been here for just under two years and that equal a mighty some of £18.2 million in those two years. Almost £70 million for a guy that has scored an almight 26 goals for the club; that's almost £2.5 million per goal. That's more money that me you will ever see put together. All this money for a guy that obviously doesn't give two fucks about this club or it's supporters. For the longest time he received an incredible amount of support even more support than a lot of great serving players received. And for what?

Over 400 players have scored for Chelsea. Torres is the most expensive of them and he is ranked 88th...You might think that's not too bad but here look at the list: http://thechels.info/wiki/All-time_goalscorers

This guy wheres the same number as Osgood and Dixon. Players you can be proud of.

[KonohasOrangeFlash 2,607]

Torres <> Sterling

Good Idea

Torres < > Bag of Chips

[Stingray 9,441]

In the 90s Blackburn was the first club to win the Premiership after a serious money injection. They called it "winning with a credit card". Credit cards are made out of plastic therefore Blackburn fans were called "plastics". Fast foward a decade and Chelsea are cahsed up and the term had evolved since Rover's glory days. The term is now used to refer to glory hunting fans that only support the club after winning trophies and would probably stop being fans once the club stopped being succesful.

It has nothing to do with slating the blonde goal assassin. We as fans have every right to call this bastard out for not performing, we are the ones that pay £50 on matchday, $50 a month for cable television, get the trains to away games, put in hours of traveling to get to England, wake up at ungodly hours to watch on the TV, just to watch an apathetic blond millionare meander around a pitch for 90 mins .

He cost £50 million pounds initially. He cost £175,000 p/w. He has been here for just under two years and that equal a mighty some of £18.2 million in those two years. Almost £70 million for a guy that has scored an almight 26 goals for the club; that's almost £2.5 million per goal. That's more money that me you will ever see put together. All this money for a guy that obviously doesn't give two fucks about this club or it's supporters. For the longest time he received an incredible amount of support even more support than a lot of great serving players received. And for what?

Over 400 players have scored for Chelsea. Torres is the most expensive of them and he is ranked 88th...You might think that's not too bad but here look at the list: http://thechels.info/wiki/All-time_goalscorers

This guy wheres the same number as Osgood and Dixon. Players you can be proud of.

Because you can only like a post once, I will say it here: 1.000.000 billion likes to you, Spike.

@backstreet09 : Please, understand we don't have the same pink, dioptic - Torres is a god - glasses on like you. Sorry for that inconvenience. Ps: Do you scream his name in the heat of 'battle' too? lol :-)?

[Spike 12,049]

Torres < > Bag of Chips

Make it a big packet of Samboy BBQ and you have a deal.

[zolayes 14,489]

BACKSTREET where cheap whores ply their trade ....pity our whore is so expensive and now his pimp is on the payroll as well

[SinineUltra 1,170]

In the 90s Blackburn was the first club to win the Premiership after a serious money injection. They called it "winning with a credit card". Credit cards are made out of plastic therefore Blackburn fans were called "plastics". Fast foward a decade and Chelsea are cahsed up and the term had evolved since Rover's glory days. The term is now used to refer to glory hunting fans that only support the club after winning trophies and would probably stop being fans once the club stopped being succesful.

It has nothing to do with slating the blonde goal assassin. We as fans have every right to call this bastard out for not performing, we are the ones that pay £50 on matchday, $50 a month for cable television, get the trains to away games, put in hours of traveling to get to England, wake up at ungodly hours to watch on the TV, just to watch an apathetic blond millionare meander around a pitch for 90 mins .

He cost £50 million pounds initially. He cost £175,000 p/w. He has been here for just under two years and that equal a mighty some of £18.2 million in those two years. Almost £70 million for a guy that has scored an almight 26 goals for the club; that's almost £2.5 million per goal. That's more money that me you will ever see put together. All this money for a guy that obviously doesn't give two fucks about this club or it's supporters. For the longest time he received an incredible amount of support even more support than a lot of great serving players received. And for what?

Over 400 players have scored for Chelsea. Torres is the most expensive of them and he is ranked 88th...You might think that's not too bad but here look at the list: http://thechels.info/wiki/All-time_goalscorers

This guy wheres the same number as Osgood and Dixon. Players you can be proud of.

Very good post and points - well done mate

[MetsajCFC 1,255]

In the 90s Blackburn was the first club to win the Premiership after a serious money injection. They called it "winning with a credit card". Credit cards are made out of plastic therefore Blackburn fans were called "plastics". Fast foward a decade and Chelsea are cahsed up and the term had evolved since Rover's glory days. The term is now used to refer to glory hunting fans that only support the club after winning trophies and would probably stop being fans once the club stopped being succesful.

It has nothing to do with slating the blonde goal assassin. We as fans have every right to call this bastard out for not performing, we are the ones that pay £50 on matchday, $50 a month for cable television, get the trains to away games, put in hours of traveling to get to England, wake up at ungodly hours to watch on the TV, just to watch an apathetic blond millionare meander around a pitch for 90 mins .

He cost £50 million pounds initially. He cost £175,000 p/w. He has been here for just under two years and that equal a mighty some of £18.2 million in those two years. Almost £70 million for a guy that has scored an almight 26 goals for the club; that's almost £2.5 million per goal. That's more money that me you will ever see put together. All this money for a guy that obviously doesn't give two fucks about this club or it's supporters. For the longest time he received an incredible amount of support even more support than a lot of great serving players received. And for what?

Over 400 players have scored for Chelsea. Torres is the most expensive of them and he is ranked 88th...You might think that's not too bad but here look at the list: http://thechels.info/wiki/All-time_goalscorers

This guy wheres the same number as Osgood and Dixon. Players you can be proud of.

[bushman 2,043]

Since plenty was already said about Ferda. Somehow, I feel obligated to ask one more question here.

Recently, I read:

Ferda has been backed by Rafa to improve on his current form. According to Rafa Ferda was ill against Swansea.

Now, if I may. If Ferda was ill, then why was he playing in that game ?

These idiotic excuses are nothing but another detriment for Rafa, I feel. How stupid is he ?

So many fans are against him & he comes up with these dribbles.

Please, excuse my criticism but he is shitting in his own nest, I feel.

[Mufassir08 2,400]

LOL fat benitez making excuses for the nancy boy!

[Muzchap 8,966]

In the 90s Blackburn was the first club to win the Premiership after a serious money injection. They called it "winning with a credit card". Credit cards are made out of plastic therefore Blackburn fans were called "plastics". Fast foward a decade and Chelsea are cahsed up and the term had evolved since Rover's glory days. The term is now used to refer to glory hunting fans that only support the club after winning trophies and would probably stop being fans once the club stopped being succesful.

It has nothing to do with slating the blonde goal assassin. We as fans have every right to call this bastard out for not performing, we are the ones that pay £50 on matchday, $50 a month for cable television, get the trains to away games, put in hours of traveling to get to England, wake up at ungodly hours to watch on the TV, just to watch an apathetic blond millionare meander around a pitch for 90 mins .

He cost £50 million pounds initially. He cost £175,000 p/w. He has been here for just under two years and that equal a mighty some of £18.2 million in those two years. Almost £70 million for a guy that has scored an almight 26 goals for the club; that's almost £2.5 million per goal. That's more money that me you will ever see put together. All this money for a guy that obviously doesn't give two fucks about this club or it's supporters. For the longest time he received an incredible amount of support even more support than a lot of great serving players received. And for what?

Over 400 players have scored for Chelsea. Torres is the most expensive of them and he is ranked 88th...You might think that's not too bad but here look at the list: http://thechels.info/wiki/All-time_goalscorers

This guy wheres the same number as Osgood and Dixon. Players you can be proud of.

That post alone shows why you're member of the month

Fucking spot-on!!!!

[mybodyisready 155]

$50 a month for cable television

This. I hate wasting hard earned money to watch this cunt flop around. That money would be better off spent on a circus ticket, I'll get the same entertainment from the clowns as I would with ladyboy.

[Muzchap 8,966]

Since plenty was already said about Ferda. Somehow, I feel obligated to ask one more question here.

Recently, I read:

Ferda has been backed by Rafa to improve on his current form. According to Rafa Ferda was ill against Swansea.

Now, if I may. If Ferda was ill, then why was he playing in that game ?

These idiotic excuses are nothing but another detriment for Rafa, I feel. How stupid is he ?

So many fans are against him & he comes up with these dribbles.

Please, excuse my criticism but he is shitting in his own nest, I feel.

Exactly, Rafa came in, Torres scored a few goals - he's back everybody thought!

Actually, he wasnt!

So now Benitez has been trading on the premise that he is a Torres 'whisperer' (play on horse whisperer) and he's being let down by Goldibollox!

So Benitez, time to man-up and realise Fernando is only going to embarrass you, like he has done to 2 previous managers and hundreds of thousand fans. Put Torres where he belongs, on the bench!!!

DO NOT let him destroy CFC and you!!!!

[bushman 2,043]

Exactly, Rafa came in, Torres scored a few goals - he's back everybody thought!

Actually, he wasnt!

So now Benitez has been trading on the premise that he is a Torres 'whisperer' (play on horse whisperer) and he's being let down by Goldibollox!

So Benitez, time to man-up and realise Fernando is only going to embarrass you, like he has done to 2 previous managers and hundreds of thousand fans. Put Torres where he belongs, on the bench!!!

DO NOT let him destroy CFC and you!!!!

I too feel, if Rafa plays Torres, it ´ll be his demise.

However, I am not sure what´s behind all this shit about Freda. Sometimes, I feel like most of these recent managers are told to play him. There is so much crap going on with this club, sometimes I feel like crying out loud for some Saviour, Jesus to come & help the club.

[Stingray 9,441]

I too feel, if Rafa plays Torres, it ´ll be his demise.

However, I am not sure what´s behind all this shit about Freda. Sometimes, I feel like most of these recent managers are told to play him. There is so much crap going on with this club, sometimes I feel like crying out loud for some Saviour, Jesus to come & help the club.

We need Clint Eastwood ...

[zolayes 14,489]

I too feel, if Rafa plays Torres, it ´ll be his demise.

However, I am not sure what´s behind all this shit about Freda. Sometimes, I feel like most of these recent managers are told to play him. There is so much crap going on with this club, sometimes I feel like crying out loud for some Saviour, Jesus to come & help the club.

we need an EXORCIST

[Tomo 21,751]

Exactly, Rafa came in, Torres scored a few goals - he's back everybody thought!

I didn't think.

All he needs now is for the romantic return to Liverpool to go tits up then i don't think even @Backsteet9 can defend him.

[The only place to be 11,313]

In the 90s Blackburn was the first club to win the Premiership after a serious money injection. They called it "winning with a credit card". Credit cards are made out of plastic therefore Blackburn fans were called "plastics". Fast foward a decade and Chelsea are cahsed up and the term had evolved since Rover's glory days. The term is now used to refer to glory hunting fans that only support the club after winning trophies and would probably stop being fans once the club stopped being succesful.

I'm 99% sure that isn't true. I never heard it around that time to be honest and I've always understood it just to mean 'not real'. In those days the United fans were simply called gloryhunters.