Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Its not worth the virtual ink... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xPetrCechx 13,570 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 What a Bad Passes,First Touch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 played crap last 5 games, scores 6 goals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukakutoStamford 779 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Yes, scoring goals is part of a striker's job. However, please notice he is scoring most them against Championship quality teams. In Torres's "reign" at Chelsea he has appeared in 94 games with 25 goals and 14 assists; however when you look at the numbers you begin to see things a bit more clearly ....5 Goals 1 Assist v. Genk 2 Goals 2 Assists v. Leicester2 Assists v. Portsmith1 Goal 1 Assist v. Wolves2 Goals v. FC Nords1 Goal v. Leeds1 goal v. Monterrey 12 Goals and 4 Assists against championship level teams3 Goals v. QPR1 Goal 1 Assist v. Aston Villa1 Goal v. Swansea1 Goal v. Reading1 Goal v. Norwich2 Goals v. Sudnerland1 Goal 1 Assist v. West Ham1 Goal 2 assists v. Newscastle9 Goals and 2 Assist against mid table PL teams.1 Goal 1 Assist v. Manchester United1 Goal v. Manchester City 1 Goal v. Arsenal3 Goals and 1 assist against top 5 PL clubs1 Goal v. Barcelona1 Assist v. Benefica2 Assists v. Leverkusen1 Goal v. Shaktar2 Goals 3 assists against top European competition Las7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 played crap last 5 games, scores 6 goals! Whats your point?You may as well say played crap 94 games scored 25 goals. ChelseaChelsea and Miracle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miracle 249 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 For all those advocating the thought of playing Torres + another striker, he played for 13 hours with Drogba on the pitch, both 4-4-2 and 4-3-3, and he never scored one goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumps 284 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I just read through pages 1 - 3 of this thread!it does make me chuckle, I reccomend you do it for teh lulz.I agree with those saying Torres can't play with another striker. TBH though i dont think it'll make adifference because at the moment when we attack we attack in numbers...I also think a new main superstar striker (falcao) will only be bought if Torres is sold. if we have 2 strikers that expect to play every game, one will get upset (torres and drogba). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDA 9,938 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Of fuck Torres. Just get rid of him once and for good ... HE WILL NEVER be a great player like he once was, ever again. Send him home and then we can lock his shocking time at Chelsea away with this depressing thread. The Mak 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Lamps 11,692 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Mate, it's German for "the Torres, the".Errr....not quite. In german we have 3. articles: "der" for masculine nouns, "die" for feminine and "das" for neuter. You'd never translate "the Torres, the " into "die Torres, die", cos the article "the" either refers to Torres, so it should be (surprise!) masculine thus "der Torres, der". Just to put that right. i remember s.o. trying to learn a bit of our language. 5 Goals 1 Assist v. Genksure? thought it was 2 but also 2 against Nordsjaelland. Well, whatevs, your point is right, though. Torres does socre against teams of lesser quality in matches of lesser importance. Should have scored against Liverpool, ManU and Corinthians and many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edetarod 2,155 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I just read through pages 1 - 3 of this thread!it does make me chuckle, I reccomend you do it for teh lulz.I agree with those saying Torres can't play with another striker. TBH though i dont think it'll make adifference because at the moment when we attack we attack in numbers...I also think a new main superstar striker (falcao) will only be bought if Torres is sold. if we have 2 strikers that expect to play every game, one will get upset (torres and drogba).haha, you're right it was funnyit's been a 2 year long nightmare since theni don't think i'll ever understand why we're letting him play for us week in week out, dragging our club down to the groundevery person at the club responsible for this should be embarrassed of himself Las7 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! CHOULO19 24,332 Posted December 20, 2012 Popular Post! Share Posted December 20, 2012 For all those advocating the thought of playing Torres + another striker, he played for 13 hours with Drogba on the pitch, both 4-4-2 and 4-3-3, and he never scored one goal.True. Moreover in that time, Drogba only scored 1 goal. I'm sure you'll all remember which one was it.. Las7, Miracle, Kieran. and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Whats your point?You may as well say played crap 94 games scored 25 goals.my point is he has played crap in his last 5 games and scored 6 goals! deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 my point is he has played crap in his last 5 games and scored 6 goals! deal with it! That is not a point, that is a correct opinion put next to a fact, followed by a meaningless statement and an emoticon that doesn't make sense in the context of the text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 That is not a point, that is a correct opinion put next to a fact, followed by a meaningless statement and an emoticon that doesn't make sense in the context of the text.ok thanks for that. Have i offended you by stating some facts about Torres? let me tell you again this guy Torres has been awful in his last 5 games and has still scored 6 goals! deal with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 ok thanks for that. Have i offended you by stating some facts about Torres? let me tell you again this guy Torres has been awful in his last 5 games and has still scored 6 goals! deal with it! Yes, you have definitely offended me by posting the same comment 3 times... Although torres' performance has apparantly changed from being crap to being awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zolayes 14,489 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Yes, you have definitely offended me by posting the same comment 3 times... Although torres' performance has apparantly changed from being crap to being awful.you mean from being crap to being awfully crap ....or Mega Crap or Giga Crap or Mucho Mega Crappo Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pacquiao 1,834 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Yes, you have definitely offended me by posting the same comment 3 times... Although torres' performance has apparantly changed from being crap to being awful.thats what i thought!i knew i would get a bite by posting that earlier! lol! as i said before i find it so funny how people on here get so offended when someone doesn't say the same old rubbish about Torres! haha! btw just so you know Torres has scored 6 goals in his last 5 games and is our top scorer this season, how does that make you feel? i bet it makes your blood boil! how about this Torres fact - Torres has scored more goals this season than Rooney, Balotelli, Ba, Cisse, Tevez ,Aguero, Dzeko, Adebayor, Podolski, Giroud, Villa and Benzema!!! go on tell me Torres has played more games, guess what i dont care! he has scored 13 goals already with one more game to play before xmas! 2 goals fewer than RVP as well! all that by playing like a 'conference player' as people on here would say! how does that make you feel? i can feel your anger already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 thats what i thought!i knew i would get a bite by posting that earlier! lol! as i said before i find it so funny how people on here get so offended when someone doesn't say the same old rubbish about Torres! haha! btw just so you know Torres has scored 6 goals in his last 5 games and is our top scorer this season, how does that make you feel? i bet it makes your blood boil! how about this Torres fact - Torres has scored more goals this season than Rooney, Balotelli, Ba, Cisse, Tevez ,Aguero, Dzeko, Adebayor, Podolski, Giroud, Villa and Benzema!!! go on tell me Torres has played more games, guess what i dont care! he has scored 13 goals already with one more game to play before xmas! 2 goals fewer than RVP as well! all that by playing like a 'conference player' as people on here would say! how does that make you feel? i can feel your anger already! LOL! What are you on about...I would love torres to be amazing and the greatest striker on the planet as that would be a great thing... Torres being our top goalscorer doesn't make my blood boil in the slightest... It doesn't change the fact that torres has still been bad despite whatever his stats say. And that is not a good thing. Scoring vs nordsjaelland and leeds is great but when it matters most he misses. CWC, missed a tap in.. etc.I was simply asking what your point was when you keep pointing out the stat that you seem to love so much. Apparently oblivious to every other stat. You can find stats all over the place to help you with various arguments, hence i said he has 94 games and 25 goals etc. I want torres to be scoring goals, so i find it hilarious you think i would get frustrated by a chelsea player scoring goals. My point i have mentioned earlier on is that he still is playing very bad and will bite us in the ass as it already has this season. zolayes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo 21,751 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 thats what i thought!i knew i would get a bite by posting that earlier! lol! as i said before i find it so funny how people on here get so offended when someone doesn't say the same old rubbish about Torres! haha! btw just so you know Torres has scored 6 goals in his last 5 games and is our top scorer this season, how does that make you feel? i bet it makes your blood boil! how about this Torres fact - Torres has scored more goals this season than Rooney, Balotelli, Ba, Cisse, Tevez ,Aguero, Dzeko, Adebayor, Podolski, Giroud, Villa and Benzema!!! go on tell me Torres has played more games, guess what i dont care! he has scored 13 goals already with one more game to play before xmas! 2 goals fewer than RVP as well! all that by playing like a 'conference player' as people on here would say! how does that make you feel? i can feel your anger already! It's good Torres scoring at last, it's only taken £125m to get it to happen. Hutcho 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho 8,443 Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 Also you seem to be forgetting about the fact that we have 1 striker (danny injured and never getting a look in), and therefore play with one up top.And of the prem players you mentioned, Rooney plays on the left and isn't their main striker by a long way... Balotelli pretty much never plays, ba is great and plays in a strike partnership of 2 and doesn't have over 50 mil behind him playing in a team currently 13th ish, dzecko is man citys 3rd choice striker, tevez has been good this season but is in a team with 4 (3 top quality strikers) and his record is very close to torres, adebayor is tottenhams number 2, podolski and giroud are in their first season in the prem and play together. Also giroud started off terribly. And thats without mentioning him playing more games. See how stats can easily be interpreted in one way or the other.You getting angry... If torres wants to score a goal a game from now to the end of the season then that is great but is it gonna happen if performances stay the same. But goals are not just a number and some ar emore valuable to others... I.E. Scoring when 4-1 up vs leeds isn't the same as when we are 1-0 down in a final of a competiton with 3 mins left is it. Drogba didn't score many last season but he did when it mattered and that was much more important than him scoring 25 in a season. Shaan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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